3 Ways Paying Off Credit Cards Is Like Playing Beer Pong
I'll admit right away — I miss college. I miss the friends, the freedom, and especially the parties. What I don't miss is all that credit card debt that once accumulated!
I'm smart enough to stay away from those "free" t-shirt deals now, but it took me a while to get a good game plan down. And luckily, I can present it in a way our inner college student can appreciate — through a little game we like to call Beer Pong. Paying off your debt isn't as FUN as playing beer pong, of course, but it's a much better way to think about it than your old wrinkly neighbor would have it.
Here are three ways the rules of play are similar to paying off your debt.
1. You pick your partner (or credit card you want to start with).
Some say this is the most important part of the game. After all, if you pick the wrong partner it'll take you much longer to win! With beer pong, it's easy — you look for the guy (or hot girl) who has the best aim. You get them going, and BAM! You've knocked away all 6 of your competitor's cups and you win.
With credit cards, it's a bit trickier. Do you start with the one at the higher interest rate, or do you go with the card with the lowest balance to knock out quicker? Personally, I like the faster option as it gives you a better feeling of accomplishment and a little more momentum. Mathematically, it makes much more sense to start at the higher rate card though. Why pay off a card at 8% when you have one at 16%, right?
When it comes down to it, it's all about personal preference. There are no right or wrong answers here — just that you CHOOSE ONE and start. Begin paying down the lowest amount first, or get started on the biggest interest rates. Just pick one and get moving.
2. You set up the cups (aka you set up your gameplan).
For a second, I'll pretend you've never heard of beer pong before. To set up the game you place 6 cups opposite from each other on a long flat surface, fixed in triangular fashion (3 cups in the back, 2 in the middle, 1 at the tip), pour a few ounces of beer in them, grab yourself a few ping-pong balls, and voila! You're ready to go.
The game of wiping away credit cards, however, requires a little more calculation. First, how much money do you have to start paying this first card off? After all your bills are paid, do you have $100? $200? Do you just have to look at your budget?
If not, spend a few minutes going back and looking through the last 2 months of expenses and income. Don't trick yourself into thinking you can pay XXX amount every month if you know you can't do it. Instead, come up with a number you're comfortable with and feel confident about. Being honest with yourself makes it all go by much smoother, believe me. It also gets a lot easier once you're used to setting aside the same amount every month (on top of paying your minimum amounts on the other cards, of course).
3. You shoot until you've won the game (or until you've paid off the card)!
In beer pong, both teams take turns tossing their pong balls across the table until they've sunk all of their competitor's cups. Once you win the game (because you have a game plan and those debt mongers don't), you celebrate for a bit and then get right back to defend your crown!
The same goes for your credit card debt. Once you've scoured your finances and finally set up that budget, you now know you've got an extra $100 to play with (for example), even after paying off all the minimum requirements on the other cards.
Then you shoot, and you shoot, and you pay off that card by $100 every month until one day it's all gone! It may take 6 months, or it may take 16, but the point is that the more you knock away every month, the less interest you're accumulating and the better you feel. Over time you'll notice it gets much easier, and you might even find yourself with a few extra dollars laying around which you could ALSO apply to the debt! Life has a funny way of working out like that. And by "life" I mean "when you manage your money and know what you're playing with"!
And when you've finished paying that first card off? You celebrate (although, not by using that card again, or by drinking excessively). Then you start the whole process again with the next one in line — only this time, you've now got an extra $100 to use towards this 2nd card, on top of that minimum payment you've already been paying! This is called the debt snowball theory, and as you move from one card to the next, the amount you have to pay every card increases, and your overall debt DECREASES. It really is a most beautiful thing, and something you can easily put to use any time of the day.
So there you have it — 3 ways paying off credit cards is like playing beer pong! And unlike Beer Pong, there's no losing in this game, nor any messes to clean up. You stick with your game plan until it's all done, and if you have to take a month off as things come up, that's perfectly fine — but only if you start right back up again and you don't miss any minimum payments. You might not realize it now, but a $10 mistake can easily cost you $100 or more down the road. It's not worth it, believe me. Stick with your plan, and be proud of yourself.
Maybe, just maybe, you'll find yourself next to me at the next beer pong game. Only we'll be teammates instead of competitors, and we'll no longer be anywhere close to the college years anymore. And you know what? We'll be okay with that. We've had our fun, we've caused our trouble, and we'll now be ready to live like civilized adults. With $0 credit card debt!
This is a guest post by J at Budgets are Sexy.
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