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Chris Illuminati

Chris Illuminati is a freelance writer and former editor-in-chief of a men's lifestyle website. He has written for Men's Health, Ask Men, Maxim, Nerve and Penthouse. He's authored three humor books. Yes, it's his real last.

Latest articles by Chris Illuminati

10 Things You Probably Didn't Know You Could Buy at Costco

Paper goods, giant bags of peanuts, a year's supply of toothpaste… yeah, Costco sells that. Costco also sells 401(k) plans and caskets. Wait. What?

8 Things You Can Microwave Besides Food

When it's not re-heating last night's soup, your microwave oven has plenty of non-food uses. Learn how to put yours to work on everything from crafts to cleaning.

Hold That resume! 5 Red Flags in Online Job Listings

Unemployment is at an all time high. Oddly enough so are online job listings. That doesn't mean every online job posting is a winner. Here are five red flags in job postings that s