I dated a guy once who asked for discounts on EVERYTHING. It just about made me weep with embarrassment, but you know what? He got a discount on almost everything.
Here are some things he used to say:
"Man, I like this, I really do, but I can get one just like it at [insert store name here]. Can you knock the price down a bit?"
"How about this - you give me 10% off, and not only will I send all my friends here to shop, but I'll come back when I need my next stereo/set of tires/laptop." He would then follow this up by taking a bunch of the guy's business cards and sincerely recommending a good sales person to everyone he knew.
"I think you can give me a better deal on this. You can, right?" This was always aimed at the manager.
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I dated a guy once who asked
Submitted by Andrea Dickson on August 20, 2007 - 19:32.
I dated a guy once who asked for discounts on EVERYTHING. It just about made me weep with embarrassment, but you know what? He got a discount on almost everything.
Here are some things he used to say:
"Man, I like this, I really do, but I can get one just like it at [insert store name here]. Can you knock the price down a bit?"
"How about this - you give me 10% off, and not only will I send all my friends here to shop, but I'll come back when I need my next stereo/set of tires/laptop." He would then follow this up by taking a bunch of the guy's business cards and sincerely recommending a good sales person to everyone he knew.
"I think you can give me a better deal on this. You can, right?" This was always aimed at the manager.