I *love it*, it's true growing all your own food is great and nutritious and frugal.
I sincerely hope this article convinces more people that baby carrots are evil so they go back to eating twinkies and highly refined sugar products.
Then we have a win on many fronts!
- (the best) is disgusting fat people will get even fatter and select themselves out of the gene pool (yay! hotter chicks for the rest of us).
- hopefully then carrot farmers will go back to wasting carrots which are good cow food (even if they're organic) anyway, or better yet, they'll just switch to growing more corn for the increase demand in sugar.
YAY.
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PS. all this was sarcastic. Thanks for inspiring paranoia in your readers and attacking one of the perhaps few positive technological trends in foods in the past 10 years. Why not attack bottled water instead? There's a trend that's actually pretty evil when examined from both energy-use and public-health perspectives (water. it's heavy and it ain't got flouride). Or perhaps why not mention that carrots like yours could make a better baby carrot product?
Oh wait, flouride's probably in your list of evils too? And the last one?
What a worthless read. Instead of contributing positively to perhaps improve the snacks, you cry woe and doom about how evil they are. I'll say it again: totally worthless.
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I *love it*, it's true
Submitted by Carlos on May 14, 2007 - 10:09.
I *love it*, it's true growing all your own food is great and nutritious and frugal.
I sincerely hope this article convinces more people that baby carrots are evil so they go back to eating twinkies and highly refined sugar products.
Then we have a win on many fronts!
- (the best) is disgusting fat people will get even fatter and select themselves out of the gene pool (yay! hotter chicks for the rest of us).
- hopefully then carrot farmers will go back to wasting carrots which are good cow food (even if they're organic) anyway, or better yet, they'll just switch to growing more corn for the increase demand in sugar.
YAY.
---
PS. all this was sarcastic. Thanks for inspiring paranoia in your readers and attacking one of the perhaps few positive technological trends in foods in the past 10 years. Why not attack bottled water instead? There's a trend that's actually pretty evil when examined from both energy-use and public-health perspectives (water. it's heavy and it ain't got flouride). Or perhaps why not mention that carrots like yours could make a better baby carrot product?
Oh wait, flouride's probably in your list of evils too? And the last one?
What a worthless read. Instead of contributing positively to perhaps improve the snacks, you cry woe and doom about how evil they are. I'll say it again: totally worthless.