Confessions of a Temporarily Trashy Eco Sinner

by Myscha Theriault on 21 January 2008 14 comments

I like to do my ecological part. I’m no eco-goddess, mind you.  I don’t necessarily research the recycled packaging content of my bagged flour purchases, nor have much of a care whether the fabric in my T-shirt is organically grown. But my husband and I each implement more than our fair share of active, conscientious strategies to support the well being of the world we live in. This month however, a situation arose which will impact several of those efforts, at least for the short term.

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The problem?

An antiquated and, as of this month, “interactive” septic system. The septic is in fact so antiquated, and the ground so thoroughly frozen, there is absolutely nothing than can be done about it until spring. At which time, the discovery of its location (nobody seems to have a record) will require such digging and mucking around with heavy equipment that it is truly not financially worth it to redirect funds that could go into the new house. Until we can research an interim option, we are stuck with the bucket brigade in sub zero temperatures.

My reaction, as you can imagine, was an immediate and profound “oh sh*t”. After which, my mind clicked into problem solving gear. With a situation that could become big time toxic in a big time hurry, I knew I had to move fast. This put me into an immediate quandary. While I’ve comfortably settled into a routine of thrifty green alternatives for daily use, my strategy repertoire for completely obnoxious messes (I think poop qualifies) included nothing but convenience items and harsh chemicals. As I saw it, there were no other options. I felt I was either stuck with the mess, or stuck going back to practices and products I had worked hard to eliminate.

This hit me like a ton of bricks.  Comments from my participation in Linsey’s clean and trashy article, Nora’s green savings piece, and several of my other posts on green savings, were there for posterity, mocking me. Was I only up for being green when it suited me? When it was easy?

In the end, I caved.

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Why?

Several reasons, not the least of which was a moderate amount of convenience. For those who caught my first comment on Julie’s endurance frugality post, I meant what I said to a greater degree than was expressed at the time. I really needed her post that day. It was the right “pick me up” at the right time. As soon as I read her article, my tears changed from ones of frustration to tears of relief. I knew then that I could overcome this. I don’t think I break easily, but on that particular day, I was the closest I’ve been in a long time to just giving up and hopping on a plane to Tahiti.

Speed and the perception of extra sanitation were high on my list.

With the cabin’s water pressure and wait time for using cloths (There’s no dryer, not to mention the yuck factor.) and not knowing just how strong my green solutions were for killing germs, I wanted there to be absolutely no question about cleanliness when we were finally finished with this task.

Trust me, when you are up to your shoulders in a sewage filled toilet and trying hard not to lose that morning’s blueberry bran muffin in your face mask (No, I was not successful), you want the job to be done properly at the end. If that means a few rolls of paper towels have to be sacrificed, so freaking be it.

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Why do I know I’ll go back to the green side?

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The knee jerk.

For starters, my emotional reaction to seeing the stack of products dominating our limited living space was startling. The amount of space that was taken up for solving just this one issue, and knowing it would all end up in a landfill knocked me for a loop. If I had been having doubts as to the impact giving up most of these products altogether was having, those doubts were certainly eliminated. Good grief, what a pile of stuff.

The physical response.

I’m no doctor or environmental expert, but within a few hours of introducing a large concentration of harsh cleaners back into my immediate habitat, I was coughing up a storm.  I suppose I could conduct a fair and detailed scientific experiment to verify the cause, but truly, I don’t feel the need. This pile of chemicals was the only new situation.

The line item cost.

Being a fair distance to purchasing options, I was in no mood to screw around with uncertainty. If there was something I saw at the store I thought would help with the situation, it went into the cart. Nearly a hundred dollars worth of outlay  . . . no joke.

The evidence has mounted.

Basically, with a large pile of product truth staring me right in the face, it was hard to deny the impact just one two-person family can have by making a few adjustments to the basic home cleaning routine. I felt completely reaffirmed in the decisions we’ve made over the years to eliminate, reduce and substitute many of these items and practices.

The silver lining?

I must admit, it was pretty hard to find. But here it is: Working through this major septic debacle has not only reaffirmed a belief in the steps I’m taking, it’s also sped up some research I’ve been meaning to do on various green alternatives for products and infrastructure. I’ve learned in the initial stages of this research that there are several alternatives on the market that are convenient, eco-friendly and strong enough to get the job done in spades.

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So look for loads of product reviews and topic intros in the near future, including several potentially hilarious pieces such as How Green is Your Toilet, The Complete Poop on Composting Toilets, Green for Girls: A Feminine Perspective, and How to Take a Bath in a Bucket.  Got any hot eco topics you want the poop on? Pop me a comment, and I’ll do my best to accommodate you!

Additional photo credits: Thiru Murugan, Pikaluk, Muha, Free Wine
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Guest's picture

We had a septic story from you-know-where. We had absolutely no idea where our septic was and, at that time, the ground was so dry that they couldn't figure out where it was. Imagine throwing $125 tracers down the crapper and then for hours trying to figure out where in the world they lead to. Random digging of holes were made in our backyard and talks of failed systems and illegal faux septic systems linking to the old one to the tune of thousands of dollars. I felt positively ill.

I walked over to our neighbors and asked where theirs was. They explained, but still left me with nothing. They did give me the phone number though of the former owner and this sweet woman came out to our house and pointed a stick right to where it was.

No failed system, it was just too deep in the ground to trace. We were so thankful and have put a giant ugly cap on that thing so it will never be lost again.

I hope your crap story has a happy poop ending. Hugs to you!

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Have you called a septic pumper? Those guys are pretty good at finding the tank, even under the snow. It is going to warm up in a few days so you might have a window of opportunity. Pumping your system can give you some "breathing" room as it were. Also try to avoid dumping all those cleaning chemicals down the drain. They kill off all the beneficial bacteria required to break down waste.
Good luck!

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When I grew up we lived in a house with one septic system and eleven people. My dad always flushed a packet of active dry yeast down the toilet once a month. He said the yeast would keep the bacteria going to brake down the soilds. I think that he did it once a month because there were so many people living there.
Also, I have heard of, but never tried, people putting dead animals in the septic tank. You have to wait about 24 hours for the bacteria to develop before putting them in, I asume by flushing.
To stop from loosing your breakfast, suck on a strong mint while cleaning up the mess. All that you will smell is the mint instead of the stink. Starlight mints work the best because they last a while (the round ones about the size of a quarter, white in the middle with red and white stripes around the outside).

Nora Dunn's picture

Great post, Myscha! I feel for you... 

The last place I stayed at was a completely ecologically sustainable permaculture property. This meant that not only did we grow our own food and compost all waste, but we also recycled everything....including our own pee and poop. Bring on the buckets! One for poop (which got buried and eventually turned into soil), one for pee (which was diluted and used to feed nitrogen fixing trees). No toilet paper was used - we had to get creative, and the act of going in two different buckets was a challenge to be sure! 

And after two months there, I still had immense problems dealing with the buckets (thank goodness for my gracious and willing boyfriend who saved the day). It was all I could do to function with them.

But enough about poop. 

All this to say that after living a life on the extreme end of being environmentally conscious and sustainable, returning to "civilization" afterwards was difficult. Part of me was revolted at the level of consumption going on everywhere (and still is), yet another part of me went on a similar shopping spree to yours....a feeling of being deprived of so many conveniences I was used to turned me into a temporary maniac. 

So I look forward to your future posts, and lessons learned. I hope to learn a few lessons from you too! 

Myscha Theriault's picture

Thanks for all the support. Yes, we have called the septic pumper. And the plumber. The issue with being able to pump ours out relates to just how antiquated the system is. Apparently, when they find it in the snow they use a metal detector? Who knew. This is one of those old (and I do mean OLD) cedar log lined jobbies. Which means unfortunately, that there is no metal to detect. We were hoping when it warmed up for a few days last week that we would see a faster dip in the snow melting speed around wherever it was. Not to be. Several large deductions from the checkbook later . . .

The yeast sounds like a smashing idea. Unfortunately, it's so full that NOTHING is going down, hence the overflow all over the place. The mint would have also been a great idea, or I could have used one of the cough drops I had in the fridge. I guess hind sight's twenty-twenty, although we did both do our best to breath through the mouth. Fat lot of good it did, but at least we tried.

One saving grace is that for whatever reason, the exit lines for the kitchen and bathrooms were done separately. So for now, the kitchen sink is still functioning properly. So we can at least fill up a hot water bucket there, roll out the portable washer and hook it up to that faucet instead of the bathroom one, get dishes done, etc. Who knew that the Barbie sink I've been complaining about since we got off the plane would end up being being my calm in the storm? Guess you never know where your salvation will come from.

And the bacteria factor is something I am definitely learning about with the various soap issues. This alone will likely result in an entire series of product reviews and articles.

Thanks again for the ideas and support. I just had to find the humor here. Might as well laugh as cry, right?

Myscha Theriault's picture

We must have posted just after each other, because I didn't see yours before. Yes, I thought of your situation (TWO buckets? You're my hero.) as we were going through this, and considered contacting you. In the end, I figured you had enough on your plate. What with having to make a hot box and all . . . that really was a heroic effort.

Hey, since we are looking at a composting option here that involves a system that only needs to be emptied once a year and is reduced to sterile ash that can go in your flower garden, I now feel like I'm considering something luxurious.

Wanna be our first lodge sitter when we get the new place up? I think you are definitely qualified!

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If I had any ability to do so, I'd invite your family here for the interim. Let you have a bath hot enough and long enough to feel you got past the 'up to the shoulders' stuff, and to wait out the thaw. Lots of hugs, and wishes that everything gets sorted out soon!

Myscha Theriault's picture

Thanks so much, Sylrayj! That means a great deal. You know, my folks and my husband's mother have each invited us also. When we thought about it though, we realized we would be further behind the 8 ball with no access to high speed internet, the mail situation and not being here to get things rolling with LURC approval and contractor issues for the start of the new place. So, as difficult as it is, and as much as we might each be willing to give a kidney for a hot bath right now, we feel the right thing is to just tough it out. However, that doesn't mean we have to like it. I'm sure there are lessons to be learned with this challenge, and continue to at least try to remain open minded enough to receive and recognize them. On a selfish note? I'm not giving up my stainless steel kitchen appliances without a heck of a fight. Thanks again for the good wishes.

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Myscha, you guys remain in my thoughts. This was a GREAT post, you have turned your huge septic challenges and bucket brigade days into something that will help others. You are truly amazing, I give you so much credit for hanging in there. I couldn't do it.

Myscha Theriault's picture

Well, I won't say it's easy by any stretch of the imagination. That being said, now that the major goop is taken care of and we are developing various strategies and systems for every day things it seems to be going somewhat smoother.

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23 Jan. 2008 | 4:34 PM JohannaB

when my toilet is simply stopped up. Another example of putting things into perspective. Thanks for the post. I always read yours first.

Myscha Theriault's picture

It is a constant source of aggravation and yet at the same time a chance to focus on what's important. Like I said though, we don't have to like it. I don't mind saying that this is really . .. the pits. We are determined to persevere, though. Thanks for your comment and for your support.

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Thanks for this great post, Myscha. Glad that using all the toxic products has confirmed for you that you need not to be using all those toxic products. I'm looking forward to your research and posts on "green toilet" options.

As far as cleaners, I think vinegar is a magic substance. Hope it and you are becoming friends.

When I was a kid, we had a septic tank that burst and filled up our entire basement with crappy water. O.M.G.! My dad called the county and had the thing condemned so we could hook up to the sewer system for free. At least, that's my recollection of how it happened.

As I've said before, I always appreciate when Wise Bread articles have a green slant. Yours are green AND funny. Thanks!

Myscha Theriault's picture

Thanks for commenting! That basement flooding situation sounds like a nightmare. And that first comment with the 125 dollar tracers getting flushed like there's no tomorrow. No pun intended, but . . . holy crap! I wonder if I can find some sort of giveaway to readers from a green toilet company where everybody has to write in with a septic horror story to enter . . . hmm . . . I'll have to think about that.