Cooking great meals with your car engine. The heat is on.

by Paul Michael on 17 May 2007 20 comments

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Ladies, gentlemen, start your engines. But only after you've loaded them up with sausages, chicken, crabs, Cajun shrimp and plenty of vegetables.

Car engine cooking will change the way you take road trips, forever. As I've stated in the past, I love to get extra use out of the products I buy. Around 15 years ago, I saw a documentary on British television about a guy who had wrapped some sausages in foil, placed them on a strategic part of his engine, and then took a 40 minute drive to his friend's house. When he got there, the sausages were perfectly cooked and a great end to a small journey.

How cool, I remember thinking. But as I couldn't drive at the time, I forgot all about it. Until last week. For some reason, sitting in my car at a red light smelling the grilling chicken of a nearby Chipotle reminded me of that story. And now I'm pleased and proud to present you with Car Engine Cooking, brought to you by the one and only source I could find on the subject...a wonderful book called Manifold Destiny.

MANIFOLD DESTINY - The One! The Only! Guide to Cooking on Your Car Engine!

Chris Maynard and Bill Scheller have a serious affinity with cars. Both experienced rally drivers, they must have worked up an appetite on the courses they drove. And as they are also both accomplished cooks, it seems only natural that a book on car engine cooking would be born.

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The book is witty, concise and well-written. Well worth a read on any day. It also goes into more detail than I can recount here, covering everything from types of cars, food placement on engines, international VS domestic models and so on. What I can give you is enough to whet your appetite, followed by the most important part of the story - my FIVE favorite car engine cooking recipes from the many delicacies listed in the book. You can purchase the book direct from Amazon by clicking the link below.

Manifold Destiny: The One! The Only! Guide to Cooking on Your Car Engine!

The basics - remember, it's not an exact science.
Chris and Bill advise that although car engines are all different, the principles are the same. So, how do you find the best places on your car engine to place your chicken, your veggies or your succulent piece of rainbow trout? Well, it all comes down to...your finger.

Get your car up to operating speed, or better yet take it for a drive around the block for five minutes, and then bring it back to the garage and lift the hood. Now, finger at the ready, you start quickly touching various parts of the engine (nothing plastic...that will never get hot enough to cook anything). And by quickly touching, it's the kind of swift stab that means your finger feels the heat but you don't give yourself a third degree burn. (If you're feeling really wussy, try an infrared thermometer). Usually, the hottest part of the engine will be the exhaust manifold. On older cars, the top of the engine block will be a good, sizzling place.

You're not just looking for the hottest parts of the engine. Like any kind of cooking, different foods require different temperatures. A very hot part of the engine will be great for thick meat, a cooler part good for veggies or fish. Or, if you're traveling many hundreds of miles, you may want to use the cooler part to slow-cook your meat. Mmmm. As always, this is trial and error.

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NEVER let the food interfere with the engine's moving parts
We want a great meal here, not a wrecked engine. And who would want to explain to the local mechanic why there's a piece of rump roast stuck in the timing belt? Always choose places that are static, and ensure they are not going to move. The boys have put together this handy list of things to avoid.

Car engine cooking no-nos...

1 - Give the accelerator linkage a WIDE berth. It connects the gas pedal to carburetor or fuel-injection system and regulates the flow of fuel to the cylinders. Jam this and either your car won't start, or worse, it won't stop!

2 - Don't block the airflow. You'll suffocate the engine.

3 - Avoid yanking wires. Or pulling wires. Or forcing a food-package to fit. Basic rule of thumb...if you have to force it, you shouldn't put it in.

4 - Place food with the engine OFF. Seems like an obvious rule, but if you don't want a nasty injury, follow this advice.

5 - Avoid foods with lots of liquid. Foil-wrapping a meal with lots of liquid could results in unwanted goop all over your engine. And that's not good for it.

The FOIL CONE test
This is done to give you a good idea of how much room you have in your new 'oven', and cannot be skipped. Simply make a cone of aluminum foil about 5 inches high, place it on the injector housing, then shut the hood. Now, when you open it, how much of that cone has been crushed? If it's a lot, your car engine will only be good for cooking slimmer meals, like fish and strip steak. If it hasn't been touched, you'll need extra foil to stop your packages from moving around.

Preparing your meal
Foil is about to become your new best friend. Grab a sheet of foil large enough to comfortably cover the food/ingredients. You don't want to be cheap on foil here, more is better. Wrap the foil around, creating a package, and crimp the foil tightly. You want a seal all around the food. And then do it again. And then again. Triple-wrapping in foil is the only way to ensure a tight, sealed, safe package.

Finally...my FIVE favorite recipes from Manifold Destiny

Cruise-Control Pork Tenderloin - Cooking distance: 250 miles
I like this one because it's soft and tender, and is a great treat for the end of a long journey (hey, I'm a Brit...250 miles is along way to me).

Ingredients:
1 large pork tenderloin, butterflied
3 tbsp Dijon mustard
2 tbsp dry white wine
1/2 cup red onion, minced
2 tsp rosemary (fresh), crushed
Salt & pepper

er all of the ingredients (except the pork) and spread across the inside of the pork tenderloin. Close up the pork, triple-wrap in foil and place on a medium-hot part of the engine. Turn once (125 miles) during cooking.


Any-city Chicken Wings (sweet) - Cooking distance: 140-200 miles
Is there a better snack food than buffalo chicken wings? I can't think of one, personally. So imagine my delight when I discovered a car-engine recipe. Feel free to swap out ingredients according to how hot/spicy/tangy you like your wings. This is my take on the recipe (the optional ingredients).

Ingredients:
18 chicken wings
1/2 cup ketchup
1 tbsp molasses (optional)
1 cup red wine vinegar
1-2 tsp red pepper flakes
4-6 minced jalapenos
3 cloves garlic
1 tbsp honey (optional)
1 tbsp oregano
1 tsp brown sugar (optional)
Pinch of salt
Fresh black pepper (optional)
Splash of Tabasco Chipotle sauce (optional)
Splash of Worcestershire sauce (optional)

Blend together all of the ingredients (except wings) and pour over chicken wings. Cover tightly in the fridge for at least 24 hours. Drain wings (save the marinade) and divide into three foil packages. Brush with marinade, then triple-wrap each package tightly and place on medium-hot part of the engine. I like my chicken well done so I do the 200 miles, or around 3 1/2 hours.


Good & simple Cajun Shrimp/Crayfish - Cooking distance: 35 miles
I love shrimp, and this is a quick journey. For most, it's an average morning's commute. What a way to start the day...Cajun Shrimp for breakfast.

Ingredients:
1 pound large shrimp or crayfish tails, in shells.
6 small green hot peppers
2 cloves garlic
1 medium onion, finely chopped
Butter or spread
Salt & pepper

Remove seeds from peppers (ouch, they are hot) and mince with the onion and garlic. Butter your foil, add the shrimp and cover with your spicy mixture. Sprinkle a little salt and pepper, then triple-wrap and place in a medium part of the engine. Delicious, seasoned, spicy shrimp or crayfish await.


Eggs On Cheese Pie - Cooking distance: 55 miles
Another good breakfast food, or anytime food. Legend has it that the recipe (minus the cooking method) originated in medieval monasteries. A holy treat.

Ingredients:
Breadcrumbs (Italian or fresh homemade)
1/2 pound mozzarella cheese, cubed
6 eggs (free range folks....be good)
Diced Canadian bacon (optional)
6 empty tuna-fish cans for cooking
Pinch of cayenne and paprika (optional)
Butter or spread.
Salt & pepper.

Wash 6 empty tuna cans and butter the insides. Sprinkle a few tablespoons of breadcrumbs into each can and shake to cover the base evenly. Dump out excess. Now cover with mozzarella (and bacon if desired) then crack an egg on top of each, add seasonings and spices on top, then cover with mozzarella. Wrap cans tightly in foil, place on a hot part of the engine with good contact for the base of each can, and after 55 miles they should be good. If not, keep driving till the cheese has melted.


Pat's Provolone Porsche Potatoes - Cooking distance: 55 miles
Good for vegetarians and a great side dish, this is simple, tasty car engine cooking.

Ingredients:
1/2 pound new potatoes
1 cup milk
1 cup water
2 ounces grated aged provolone (or my favorite, aged cheddar)
Butter
Salt & pepper

Peel and slice potatoes to 1.4 inch thick. Place in a saucepan with the milk and water and simmer 10 mins. Drain, then spread onto heavily buttered foil. Sprinkle with your cheese (or cheeses, experiment with flavors) and seasonings. Sprinkle with butter, triple-wrap and place around medium-hot parts of the engine. Delicious.

And finally, practice makes perfect.
You aren't going to get all of this right first time. Experiment with different ingredients, different parts of the engine and different cooking time. As I say, the book is an essential resource for all budding car-engine chefs, so please pick up a copy or at the very least see if you can find one in your local library. Soon, you'll be driving and cooking in perfect harmony. Happy times.

Main photo by Blatch . Thanks Blatch!

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Neil

So what prevents food or foil wrapped food from flying all over your engine?

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Guest

well, if you keep the food away from moving parts and in a place where it wont move so much, or if you tie it down with a hose clamp and/or pray and dont drive like yer teenage son.

Andrea Karim's picture

This has to be another one of my top favorite blog posts on Wise Bread.

So what prevents food or foil wrapped food from flying all over your engine?

See the section that Paul wrote about the foil cone test for an answer.

Also: careful driving. THAT'LL keep you from flying down the freeway at breakneck speed!

Paul Michael's picture

It's a fun way to drive. And one quick point I should mention...smells. Have no fear, your car will not smell like a restaurant for eternity. You may get the occasional waft of good food while you're cooking, but it's gone when you don't cook.

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Gary

I read this last year where a lady bakes her cookies on the dash board. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14174161/

Paul Michael's picture

Can't beat cookies. I saw a recipe for bananas in syrup that I hope to try someday soon.

Guest's picture

Bananas in syrup are amazing. Actually banana in anything is amazing. Like peanut butter, almond butter and Nutella.

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Guest

OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OOWWWWWWW!

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Guest

Better yet, if you have the space, do like a do :D I got a small ammo box mounted close to the exhaust manifold. Teh advantage of teh ammo box is that it keeps the food nicely warm and sealed, so no exhaust vapors, oil, etc to contaminate your food, plus no risk of the stuff flying anywhere. Most cars have enough space to mount one. We use thse for offroad wheeling trips :)

Gui Eberhard

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Guest

Well that's a great way to cry to car repair garages once your food messes up the engine ;) JK!

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vg

Hey, a friend of mine said you could heat up a canned soup? Is that true? Can't seem to find any info on it.

vgershik@gmail.com

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David

Cheers!

Just wanted to say thanks for a good article. I am the creator of www.roadroast.com. This website is supposed to be the very first online cookbook dealing only with cooking on your engine. So far I have only bodged up the website but not really added any recipes.

I would love it if I could get you would go visit my site and add your recipe to my database. Alternatively I would like your permission to add your recipe to my website myself.

Thank you for a great write-up.

David

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Guest

Hahahah! Too bad if your car has great cooling! Maybe after a visit to the car repair garage they will mess it up enough for this to work.

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mcshaun

It is a really fun way to drive! Nice article!

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m65

Car engine cooking will change the way you take road trips, forever. As I've stated in the past, I love to get extra use out of the products I buy. Around 15 years ago, I saw a documentary on British television about a guy who had wrapped some sausages in foil, placed them on a strategic part of his engine, and then took a 40 minute drive to his friend's house. When he got there, the sausages were perfectly cooked and a great end to a small journey.

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Dale

I would like to see a scientific test where they do this with say 15-20 average automobiles and then examine what contaminates are on/in the food after it has been cooked this way.

I have a pretty fair idea of the kind of chemicals (not to mention what comes up from the road) is under my hood and I sure don't want it anywhere near my food. "Sealed in tinfoil" isn't sealed against some of the insidious stuff blowing around under the hood.

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Clarisse Atena

This technique was first presented by Reynolds wrap in the '60s. It was quite an advertisement campaign back then. Nice to see it has come back into vogue.

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Guest

VERY BAD IDEA !

Have you thought of how much pollution you get in your food when you place it on an engine which is switched on ? Not to talk of all the poisonous chemicals that get into the food while the car is moving.

Better buy a little travelling cooker, they are compact and cost almost nothing.

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Guesterific

And be sure to hold your breath whenever you have to be anywhere near a running vehicle! All that noxious poisonous nastiness you speak of comes not only from your own engine, but all the cars around you, driving past your house, around the city, and, and, and... inhaling that kind of pollution is really bad for sensitive lung tissues!
*sigh*
At least the food can be sealed up nice & tight for the road trip!

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Joe

First time I did this was with my Godfather going camping. He would make up a burrito or roast beef sandwich and wrap it in heavy aluminum foil and put it on the intake manifold of his Bronco and by the time we got to our camp lunch was ready. Location on the engine does matter and do seal the foil tight (especially if there is any rain showers in the area).