Humor in frugality

Will · 12-21-2007, 05:01 PM

I saw this on The Compact forum today:

Quote:

>Question about raising chickens

Q: What is the life span of a chicken?

Someone replied: That depends. How plump and juicy is the chicken in question?

Do you have any funny stories about living frugally?

pullerside · 12-22-2007, 03:06 AM

I'm organizing my year-end tax receipts right now and this joke keeps running through my head:

One night a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun to his back. "Give me your money!" the mugger demanded.

Surprised and indignant, the rich man replied, "You can't do this... Don't you know who I am! I'm a US Congressman!"

"In that case," replied the robber, "Give me MY money!"

davoscat · 12-22-2007, 09:28 AM

I visit the compact sometimes. Wasn't there some woman trying to give away a free vibrator?

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12-22-2007, 03:06 AM	#2
pullerside Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 2 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Reputation: (10)	I'm organizing my year-end tax receipts right now and this joke keeps running through my head: One night a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun to his back. "Give me your money!" the mugger demanded. Surprised and indignant, the rich man replied, "You can't do this... Don't you know who I am! I'm a US Congressman!" "In that case," replied the robber, "Give me MY money!"

12-22-2007, 09:28 AM	#3
davoscat Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 78 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Reputation: (14)	I visit the compact sometimes. Wasn't there some woman trying to give away a free vibrator?