It's Valentine's Day and you don't have a gift. How could you know that when your girlfriend said "Let's not exchange gifts this year," she actually meant "If I don't get anything you will never see any part of me naked ever again?"
Here are some desperate great last minute gift ideas to keep the nakedness coming.
Origami stars are very easy to make. If you've never done it before, check out this helpful video:
Obviously it is not enough to just make a bunch of stars. You have to show that you've put some thought into it. My suggestions:
It's a bit of a Valentine's Day cliché, but with the right presentation you can create something wonderful that rivals anything store bought.
Of course, if you have a little bit more time on your hands you are better off preparing a full course meal.
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Great ideas! The funny thing is, I wrote almost the identical message on my blog this morning...if your valentine says don't get me anything this year she really means, "I better get something this year!" I guess despite previous reports males really are advancing in translating the female language.
we'll sell the decoder ring and make a forutne!
When I say "Don't get me anything", I really and truly mean it.
Oh, god. Does this make me a man?
andrea, you are destroying the image of what a girl is to men - irrational, unpredictable, demanding, and never-to-be-understood. if they knew girls like you were out there, they would be forced to be MEN and not put up with that crap.
I'm sorry, Lynn! I didn't even check the Female Bylaws, and just thoughtlessly went ahead and posted without considering what this could mean for the future of dating. What I MEANT to say was:
"I love diamonds, and my boyfriend HAS to get me some. Like, OHMYGOD, I love chocolate, too. And roses. But I don't expect them. I just really LIKE them, you know?"
.... we would propose to them.
You all talk a good talk, but when it comes to marrying a ball-busting kind of gal who likes to drive fast and eschews compressed carbon, you run.
Oh, god. Am I going off on an anti-man rant right now? On Valentine's Day? That ain't right.
I was going to bash that statement too but didn't want to come off sounding like a man hater. Thanks for stepping up again, Andrea. When confronted with a woman who is actually independent and no-nonsense, men get confused. they think they'd love to find that girl who doesn't care about vday or diamonds but it's actually easier to be that guy who tolerates it so they can pat each other on the back for it.
Saying no present=wanting no present
Chocolate is good, but more as a food group and less as a gift. Besides, my mom sends me chocolate!
Roses ARE fun, but the not-cut-and-therefore-not-dead tulips I got this morning are better.
Diamonds...well, as long as we get to design the ring and at least some of them are old (inherited from another ring), I'll take them. I also love emeralds, rubies and...anything vivid.
Creativity goes a long way!
The status quo isn't as confusing as trying to break new ground with a woman who can drink you under the table and beat you at arm-wrestling, I guess. It goes both ways - I say I want a sensitive guy, but the sensitive guys I've met have long hair and waaaaay too much interest in things like Buddhism. Chakras on a first date = not hot.
I'm actually not entirely sure what point I was trying to make there. I've had a lot of caffeine today.
the senstive guys i've met have short hair, but they're moody, needy, and cry a lot = not hot.
And then there's manic depressive.
I KNEW I should have run that piece of socring free Prozac in Mexico for V-Day! My timing is so off!
Chakras on a first date = not hot.
Chakras for tantric lovin' = hot?
Every girl is different, I suppose, but I actually have never met a woman with all her marbles who thought that tantra was more than simply hilarious. All my girlfriends agree that what makes a man a good lover isn't his deep-breathing technique.
You can't seem me, but I'm winking alot, and air-nudging you, Will.
You crack me up Andrea. You also make me feel dirty. But mostly the cracking up part is good.
You're just afraid to admit it, Thong Boy. I've got your number.
I love finding creative Valentines Day gifts that are totally unique.
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When did men become such chicks? The "sensitive guy" thing has been overdone, and they are soooo scared of any woman can out-man them. Also, when I say no gifts, I mean no gifts. Unfortunately for me, I am married to a man who every year we agree to no gifts, thenhe gets me one. When I tell him I didn't get him anything due to the prior agreement, he is hurt. Why are men so emotional?!?!?!? Oh and what should I get him since it is the night before, I have no money or energy, and I don't want to see that sad face again tomorrow?
I think its okay for a women to spoil her man with gifts after they get married. Until then I believe the guy should spoil the women with gifts because after marriage most men forget about gifts treating his wife like a queen. A great Valentine gift for him is anything practical like Wii, games, sports memorabilia etc.