hiding place

Zen and the Art of Hiding Money

Ashley Watson — Wed, 03 Aug 2011 10:24:13 +0000

Recently, I emailed a Zen Buddhist priest to ask for some advice about work, money, life — the usual. I used a quote from her book, hand wash cold, in a blog post and wanted to share the piece with her, since it reflected my spiritual and emotional connection to money and work.

After a short note about where I'm at in my career and where I'd like to be, I attached a link to my post. Her response was not what I had expected. But then, I'm not sure if I had any expectations about what a Zen Buddhist priest might write in response to my search for monetary enlightenment.

Part of what she wrote to me was about doing things the "hard way," which is not something I wanted to hear, to be honest, but I took it in and sat with it. One particular passage stood out for me:

I don’t know the alchemy that turns fiction into fact or pain into pleasure. If I did know how to do that, I would be doing things the easy way. But I’m not. I am doing things the hard way. We are all doing things the hard way, as best as we can.

This sentiment echoes Meg's advice to "nut up" in a recent post about frugal living tips, though her advice was coming from a slightly different place. However, the conclusion is the same and what I want to emphasize — change is not easy. And it becomes increasingly difficult to change your saving habits in a tough economy.

But there are some small steps you can take to help you feel less overwhelmed by your financial situation and take control again. For many people, the hardest part about saving money is not spending all of your expendable income. If you have difficulty controlling your spending, hiding or finding ways you can't touch your money is one way you can make sure that there's cash leftover at the end of the month to save, even if it is a small amount. (See also: 37 Savings Changes You Can Make Today)

As you read these suggestions for hiding money, keep in mind that even if you are living on a shoestring budget, you can always find ways to curb spending with a little extra effort. Although it won't be easy at first, you might find that by making a few small changes, saving will become a part of your everyday life, or, as a Zen priest might suggest, as ordinary as doing the laundry.

Hide Cash in a Safe Place

If you are careful about where you hide cash, and don't hide large amounts of it, this is a simple way to put something away for those times when you want to order a pizza or go out for drinks but don't have enough left in your budget at the end of the month. When I get a little unexpected cash, I like to squirrel away some of it and then try to forget it is there until I need it.

The trick is remembering where you hid it. I can't tell you how many times I've pulled almost every book off the shelf and thumbed through each one at least twice to search for twenty bucks that I thought I hid in that book of Frost poems, or was it the one on multiculturalism? Wherever you choose to hide it, write yourself a note or send yourself an email with some sort of code. Recently, I hid some cash in a CD case for the Arcade Fire's album "The Suburbs," and I emailed myself a note that said, "There's money in the suburbs." To anyone else, that could be anything — a random quote or a wish to live in the suburbs. But I knew what it meant, and it came in handy a few months later when I was short on funds.

I also put spare change in a jar that I have deliberately put in a closet, out of plain sight. My bank has a machine that turns coins into paper money, and I've managed to save as much as thirty dollars in change. You may have to get a little creative when thinking of different ways to hide cash, but you will be glad you did it when you are in a pinch.

Use a Short-Term Investment

For larger amounts of money, look into your options for short-term investments. The best place to start is your bank, since they may have additional rewards for certain types of checking accounts or limited offers. Whether it's a CD, short-term IRA, or a Money Market account, you have lots of options regarding the amount of time you want to save the money and the minimum amount you have to put in (usually around $500 for most banks). Investing your money in one of these accounts guarantees that you won't touch it, since most banks charge a penalty for taking out the money early. Just make sure you will not need that money for the duration of the investment.

Cut Up Your Credit Cards

Believe it or not, I have never owned a credit card, and while most people will tell you that you have to own a credit card to earn good credit, this is not true. I have excellent credit. There are other ways to earn credit, such as paying bills on time, and "good" debt such as student loans. Credit card debt is, however, a good way to get yourself into a lot of bad debt and ruin your credit. I am a firm believer in not spending money that you don't have.

If you already have a credit card, cut it up. I'm serious. Go get a pair of scissors and cut it in half. If you feel that you need a credit card for emergency situations, put it in the freezer or some place you can't get to it easily (the freezer is more symbolic than anything, and it works for some people).

Change Your View on Savings Accounts

I am the first to admit that my savings account is really just a backup checking account, especially since my bank offers more incentives for keeping money in my regular checking account. This is another example of "doing things the hard way." Whenever you go online to your account, look at your savings account. Focus on that word, "savings," and challenge yourself not to take money out of it unless you are going to invest it elsewhere or need it for an emergency. Keep in mind that "emergency" does not include sidewalk sales and the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see your favorite band live (there will always be more sales and tours). Although this suggestion has more to do with your outlook on money than practical suggestions for investing, it is a small step toward financial stability.

Put Back 10% of Your Earnings

One of my college professors gave all of his students three pieces of advice:

Read a well-respected publication, such as The New York Times, every day.
Listen to NPR as much as you can.
Put back 10% of your paycheck every month, even if it is ten dollars.

I have followed that advice for the most part, though I don't listen to NPR during member drives and I am less likely to save money when I don't have a lot of income. But I am learning that the things that take the most effort are the things that pay off in the end. So I am challenging myself to start doing this, right now. I urge you to take the same challenge. It doesn't have to be 10%; you can work your way up to that. Start by transferring ten dollars from your checking into your savings account, or put ten dollars in a CD jacket somewhere, or 500 in the other kind of CD. No matter what method you try, it might not be easy, but the best that you can do is simply start.

This article is from Ashley Watson of Wise Bread, an award-winning personal finance and credit card comparison website. Read more great articles from Wise Bread:

The Best and Worst Places to Stash Cash in Your Home

Linsey Knerl — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 16:37:12 +0000

The current economy has many people considering a simpler method of financial security — cold, hard cash. And while we all agree that a buck has value, it is also a bit vulnerable when not hidden properly. Forget the $3000 hi-tech safe, and stick with these affordable tricks I picked up. You’ll never guess which way I’m using to hide my money!

Tampon Box

I’m not kidding. Walletpop mentioned this gem of a tip, and I was instantly intrigued. By leaving a little “product” in the box for authenticity, and taping a wad of cash to the inside, you can be sure a robber won’t think to look in there. (Ladies can be certain that a husband or boyfriend won’t find it, either.)

Fake Drain

Another beauty from Walletpop, this one involves a little more handiwork. By constructing a false drain in the floor of your garage or basement, you can place a pipe full of money where no one can see. (Just make sure your cash is stored in a waterproof container or baggie, in case an unknowing person tries to use the drain!)

Your Yard

Digging holes and hiding money is an age-old practice. The key is to remember where you put the cash and keeping it safe from the elements. Most experts recommend using some kind of PVC piping to keep dirt away from the stash, and to discourage the ground from caving in. This will also prevent a pesky underground burrowing creature from discovering your secret. This article by LiveSafely.org suggests several extra tips for getting the job done. (Be sure to bury deep, and don’t forget where you hid it!)

Return-Air Vent

Family Handyman Magazine (Nov 2008) offers step-by-step directions for using the face plate of an air vent to conceal a cubby you can stash valuables in. The best part is that it is held in place by magnets (to give you fast access to your own cash) and the sawed off screw heads that give the whole thing a look of really being secured to your wall. If you use your imagination, you could probably rig one up without the directions.

Frozen food

Several people already keep their credit cards on ice, but what about cash? I wouldn’t put your bling in a box of Pizza Rolls, but if you have some aging frozen haggis or a box of hominy you’re not overly attached to, you can use it as a covert hiding place for a wad of twenties.

Tennis ball

I like this idea of cutting open a tennis ball, stashing your valuables inside, and then placing the ball back between two others in their original tube container. Just make sure that the goods don’t rattle when you shake them. (You can stuff some tissue paper in with jewelry or coins to hide their sound.)

Electrical Outlet

Please don’t take this to mean a “real” outlet. You can use a method similar to the return-air vent technique to create your own wall cubby that most smart burglars won’t attempt to touch. You can also skip the work of the DIY method, and buy one pre-made.

Now that you know some good places to stash your cash, it will help you avoid these worst places.

Mattress

This is one of the first places thieves are going to check, and it is hardly conducive to a good night’s sleep. (This roundup from AOL Money includes an “expert tip” from the husband of a “lazy 350-pound wife.” If the aforementioned “beached-whale” happens to read his unsavory advice, he may have more problems during the night than a cat-burglar.)

Toilet-Tank

Several websites still list this as a good place to hide money. Too bad every mob movie I’ve seen with home invasion as a pervasive theme directs the goons towards this niche first. The only thing going into my toilet tank is a freshening tab (or possibly a brick to save on water usage).

Purse

Yep, it’s been said that a lady with a large purse collection should pick some random handbag and stick it in there. Chances are good, however, that this totally-out-in-the-open hiding place is a little to available for many thieves. Don’t you want them to have to at least work for it? (And what if the thief has a penchant for Prada, Kate Spade, or Jaclyn Smith by Kmart?)

A few other pointers for those who want to conceal cash in their home include:

Be aware that many homemade safes (including those I mentioned) won’t make your valuables immune from fire damage. If you are concerned about the possibility of your nest egg going up in flames, consider a fire-proof case or bag.
Leave a clue to where you keep it. If you should happen to die or disappear for a really, really long time, would your loved ones know where you keep your cash? Unless you want your valuables to be of no use to anyone else in your passing, let a few close relatives or a trusted friend know your plans. Or have it clearly explained in your “top-secret” will.
Make sure you have the value of your cash added to your home owners or rental insurance, if at all possible. Some companies will have specific regulations as to what they can and can’t cover. If you have large amounts of cash on the premises, however, see how you can best minimize loss in a bad situation using your insurance plan.

Like this article? Pin it!

This article is from Linsey Knerl of Wise Bread, an award-winning personal finance and credit card comparison website. Read more great articles from Wise Bread: