Ugliest shoes in the world - now less than $10.

Paul Michael — Sat, 12 May 2007 16:24:45 +0000

When I first saw Crocs, I thought they were bad. But, they grew on me. I own a pair.

Now, thanks to Amazon, a coupon code I'm about to give you, and the good folks at Teva, you can get a pair of what I now consider to be the ugliest shoes on this Earth for less than $10, a saving of $75. Aren't you lucky...and brave.

Teva Mimmick shoes come with the following description...

"Using styling from our professional kayaking bootie, the P2, and applying street appeal, the Mimmik is perfect for travel, office or strolling around town. With the use of a Mush insole (trust us, it feels like it sounds), the Mimmik is the ultimate in comfort."

Honestly, I have trouble figuring out what the 'street appeal' is, but maybe I'm getting old. And get this. They don't just come in the weird black color shown above. They also come in brown. Woot! Brown rubber, now that's surely stylish.

They also make a great gift for, ummm, Klingons. Although even in the distant reaches of outer space, I still suspect these things look just as goofy. Not that I'd ever call a Kilngon goofy...I value my skin, and would prefer not to have it peeled off. I digress.

To get your pair of Teva, all you need to do is click this link . Once you've picked your style and size, apply the following code ASEV2794 to cut the price in half, making then just $9.90 plus around $6 shipping.

If you buy a pair, can you send me a picture of yourself wearing them at the office. I've been sick recently and could use a good laugh.

Written by Paul Michael and published on Wise Bread. Read more articles from Wise Bread.