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Make sure you pick wisely, because this year's hot item might be next year's trash. No one knows this better than Elmo, who used to dominate Christmas wish lists but now... well, let's see what he's up to.

The Secret Life of Elmo (photos by Mark Sebastian)

elmo shower

Elmo loves to start the day with a refreshing shower and some snuggling time with his Daisy towel.

elmo showing off for shower

During the busy Christmas season, the Tickle Me Elmo factory hired a lot of new workers. One day, the factory foreman noticed the production has gone down considerably, and the dolls all had weird defects on them.

The foreman went to the production line to check up on the new workers. When he got there, he saw them desperately trying to glue little pieces of fabric and marbles to the Tickle Me Elmo dolls.

"No you nitwits!" said the foreman to the new workers. "I said give each doll two TEST TICKLES!"

elmo toilet

Elmo can't poop (thanks puppeteers!) but he does need to wait two hours for his hair gel to set in.

elmo reading

Elmo checking out the world's largest copy of The Catcher in the Rye.

elmo drinking

Everybody loves Elmo, even when he's stealing your girlfriend. (Ummm... kids, that's root beer Elmo's holding.)

elmo resting

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.

elmo biking

As someone with lots of fur, Elmo cares a lot about global warming.

Elmo escher moment

Elmo enjoying an M.C. Escher moment. "My work is a game, a very serious game."

Elmo tasered

Taking a nap or tasered by the reddit alien?

elmo sleeping

"Help me! I don't have eyelids and I haven't slept for 35 years!"

Thanks for the memories Elmo. If only more people try to revive their old toys, maybe you wouldn't have so much free time on your hands.

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**This drawing has ended.  Congrats to Tom Heald, our winner.  Thanks to everyone who participated!  

P.S. Special thanks to Mark Sebastian for giving me permission to use these wonderful photos. You can check out his complete set of Elmo pictures here.