World's Smoothest Vodka? I Had to Find Out for Myself . . .

by Myscha Theriault on 12 September 2007 19 comments

First, a fair amount of effort was put into selecting recipes with relatively simple ingredient lists. While elaborate cocktails and sauces are great, I like to keep things simple when reviewing spirits. It's the fairest way I know of to focus on the product's flavor. Second, in my ongoing quest to be as objective as possible . . . I snagged the hubster into the process for a second opinion on all recipes concocted. While he certainly never has to have his arm twisted when it comes to drinks and pasta sauces, we do have very different sets of tastebuds, and this helps a great deal when it comes to objectivity. Third, diversity of recipe type was also considered. By that I mean that after taste testing the product in a more acidic tomato beverage like a Bloody Mary, we also included something a little creamier, like a White Russian, and something with clear ingredients like a Kamikaze. And, while it's certainly a total blast to sit around sipping sampler cocktails all afternoon, I felt including an actual meal item would round out the review to the best of my ability.

Now that the particulars are out of the way, here are the recipes we used, and the verdicts for each.

clear alchol on the rocks

First, the Christi Naked. This is basically Christiania vodka over ice. I have to admit, there aren’t many spirits I enjoy drinking straight, and vodka is a particularly strong one. But in the interest of doing a thorough review, we both gave it a shot (pun intended). Hey, it’s a tough job, but someone has to do it. The verdict? Strong, but clean and without an aftertaste.

Black Russian Cocktail

Second, a Black Russian. Another strong drink I mixed with one part vodka to one part liquor de café. This particular drink was selected not only for the simple ingredient list, but because we wanted to see how Christiania held its own with another strong flavored spirit. Analysis? No clashing of the flavors and a fair amount of kick.

White Russian Cocktail

Third, one of my favorite drinks, a White Russian. For those of you unfamiliar with it, it’s basically a lighter creamier version of the Black Russian listed above. The recipe used? One part Christiania, one part liquor de café and one part fat free half & half. Opinion? Absolutely luscious. This was the second actual mixed drink tried with the Christiania. As far as we’re noticing, this stuff is exceptionally clean tasting and provides a direct enhancement to whatever you mix it with.

Bloody Mary Bar Pic

Next? A traditional Bloody Mary. The recipe we used was one and a half parts of the vodka to 3 parts tomato juice. To that, we added a dash of lemon juice, a half teaspoon of Worcestershire, freshly cracked peppercorns to taste and a few shakes of Tabasco. The result? A decently smooth cocktail. I usually go a little heavier on the flavor additives in my Bloody Mary drinks, because of the strong aftertaste with the vodkas I’m used to using. I purposely went light on them here, because the point was to give a fair and thorough taste analysis. In fact, I normally like to mix these with a low sodium or spicy V-8 (which I highly recommend). But here, we went with the regular tomato to increase the fairness factor. In my humble opinion, this stuff held up.

Kamikaze Cocktails

The final cocktail? A Kamikaze. This is a simple cocktail with a citrus flavor. I mixed it with one part Christiania, one part Triple Sec and one part lime juice. Personal opinion? A pretty fabulous beverage with a crisp flavor. Not bitter and no real aftertaste. Nice. Very nice.

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But wait, I promised a menu item. One thing about living remotely and only going into civilization on occasion is that when there’s a new trend, it’s pretty easy to spot. On a recent trip to the nearest bulk shopping appropriate city, my husband and I noticed a fair number of vodka sauces in the pasta aisles. So I did a little research on the net. Most of the ones I found (but not all)  involved cream, and most of those also included a tomato base to the sauce, although there was one creamy Alfredo type of recipe that looked interesting. The only thing holding me back with jumping forward with the ones I found was that most of them included some pretty overwhelming flavors for my purposes. Don’t get me wrong, they looked fabulous. But remember, for review purposes I wanted to keep things simple. So here’s a simple cheap one I invented in the interest of fairness:

Vodka sauce

Vodka Sauce: 2 (29 ounce) cans of tomato puree, 1 (6 ounce) can of tomato paste, 1 cup of fat free half and half, 1 cup of Christiania vodka, 2-3 pounds of browned ground beef, 2-4 generous pinches of brown sugar, 2 tablespoons of minced garlic, a splash or two of olive oil and Italian seasoning to taste. Let this simmer in the crock pot until the flavors have a chance to blend and mellow. This can take anywhere from 4-8 hours depending on whether you use the high or low setting on your slow cooker. Vodka sauce verdict? We would both definitely make this again. The vodka adds a certain something and you can certainly tell it’s in there. I was wondering if the entire flavor would cook down. It didn’t. But one other thing my husband and I both noticed about adding the Christiania to the sauce was that we while we were still able to enjoy the richness of the ingredients included, the crispness of the spirit lightened the whole thing up, making it decadent but not heavy.

Our overall product opinion of Christiania? A darned decent vodka and worth the splurge, particularly if you are wanting the crispness of certain cocktails without the aftertaste. Further, in an age where corporate integrity and product quality are getting harder and harder to find, this company appears to have put its money where its mouth is. Not only is it made with organic potatoes, it's distilled six times. Not bad. They also apparently have a strong affinity for the arts and have taken steps to support culturally related projects, including a recent art competition .

Call for drink recipes: As always, I'm on the prowl for really great drink recipes . . . if you have any including vodka, post away so the rest of us can enjoy them. Oh, and if you're interested in trying out this particular brand for yourself, here's a link to where you can get some.  Enjoy the rest of the week, everybody!

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Guest's picture

Fat free half and half? For shame! It's cream! Can't be much of a favorite if you don't even know the recipe.

I'm sure I'm totally being snarky here, and I hate that, but you completely failed to do what you claim in your title. Finding out if something really is the world's best anything involves comparison. I already knew that vodka tastes good, thanks. I wanted to know if this particular vodka was better than the rest, but you didn't compare it to anything.

Too bad you did all that "research" for nothing...

Myscha Theriault's picture

If people want to use full cream . . . that's certainly up to them. For myself, I prefer to cut calories where I can. My choice . .. my option. Just like cream is yours, guest. Please don't presume to tell me what my favorite recipe is or is not . . . modifying versions of a recipe is anyone's option. That's why I made a specific point to mention that these were the one's that we used in particular. If you want to try something different, by all means, be my "guest".

As far as comparing it to other vodkas, I distinctly remember mentioning aftertastes from other brands. Just because I don't see the need to publicly slam another company's product doesn't mean I've never tasted another brand. And I believe I gave an overall opinion at the bottom and mentioned the "world's greatest" as a company slogan, not an analysis I had reached?

As far as not enjoying being snarky . . . well I find it difficult to believe that someone who takes the time to write a detailed snippy message doesn't have the time to consider wording more carefully if snarkiness doesn't appeal to them. You've made a personal choice to interact in print the way you have. I choose to deal with people differently, which is also a personal choice.

Enjoy your day, and if you feel the need to conduct further "scientific" research on your own, I'd be happy to give it due consideration.

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I do hate to be snarky, but thought it was worth it to call you out on your misleading title (as opposed to being snarky for the sake of being snarky when you have nothing to contribute). The thing that really disappointed me is that you seemed to hold your own contest and entered only one contestant so you could award it first place. I expected a real comparison of different brands of vodka. Clearly I misinterpreted the title of this post.

Regarding the drink, drink whatever you like. Enjoy it! I wanted to jokingly share the correct ingredient with anyone who wanted to try an actual white russian as opposed to your low(er) fat creation.

Guest's picture

Yikes, sorry for the reposts. nothing was showing up. Thought you might have blocked me or something.

Andrea Karim's picture

:) We'll get an admin to remove some of them - they might have been thought of as spam by our filter, only to be posted later when the filter realized that it WASN'T spam. As far as I know, Wise Bread doesn't block any commentors, although we do delete uber-negative comments.

Myscha, I'm afraid readership would prefer that we start drinking a LOT more booze so we can offer side-by-side comparisons. I'm game. I'll bet Justin is game. Wilson is always game. Whatcha say?

Guest's picture

As a huge fan of potato vodkas (or, as they're often known, real vodkas), so I'll definitely be giving this a shot.
I've been using Chopin for cooking, which is only OK for vodka sauce, and Tito's (one of the finest spirits around in my opinion) for most drinking endeavors--hopefully this vodka will be the best of both worlds; you certainly make it sound like it has a hope to be.

Guest's picture

I recently learned of a vodka that's made in my little 'ol town of Richmond, VA called Cirrus. It's pretty good stuff! It's a potato vodka too, and man, if you can find it in your local liquor stores, you should try it.

Myscha Theriault's picture

A slamming suggestion, Andrea!

And the person who wanted more data is buying us all the rounds we need, right? As I stated before, the slogan is Christiania's, although it has apparently been approved here in the states, according to their PR rep. Here is a blurb from some of the company literature:

"Christiania’s Vodka is column-distilled six times, charcoal filtered, and aerated at Norway’s esteemed Arcus Distillery, to create a spirit that is officially approved to be labeled “The World’s Smoothest Vodka ™” by the U.S. Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau (TTB). "

I don't know how many times the other brands distill their vodka, but six sure sounds impressive to me. And compared to what I usually use, I seriously noticed a positive difference in quality with the Christiania.

But a booze contest? I'm game!

Guest's picture

I enjoyed your review and can't wait to try the vodka sauce. I'm a fan of vodka, but not familiar with the different types of vodka (though Ciroc is so far my favorite). I'm not sure if I've ever tried a potato vodka and will keep that in mind next time I'm standing in the liquor store in front of the vodka trying to decide which to try.

p.s. I got the point of your title and post...you were just trying to find out if it was the smoothest you'd had. I don't think you were trying to be the world's voice on this. Some people just like to be snarky.

Myscha Theriault's picture

I'm glad you enjoyed it. That is exactly what I was trying to do, and as I made clear when I requested the sample, I intended to really put it through it's paces, not just give a generic great review without forethought or consideration. The company was aware of that and provided me with MORE than enough product to do a great job and test it in different ways.

Other people are more than welcome to submit their opinions on this and other products here as well. It's an open forum.

BTW, feel free to post any slamming vodka sauce recipes you run across. Some of the internet ones I found really looked excellent. They just would have gotten in the way of the flavor analysis I was trying to do. I'm seriously going to try some other ones that are out there, and would love to have people post good ones they know about.

Thanks for your comment and support.

Nora Dunn's picture

Apparently there are annual vodka tasting competitions held and judged by the vodka gods of the world....and Iceberg Vodka (made in Canada) has taken first place for a number of years running. I'm not sure if they won this last year or not, but until recently they've been top dog.

This is great news, because it's often less expensive than some of the other ones imported from afar, and it's still a smooth ride!

Guest's picture

A much cheaper and extremely effective way of getting smooth alcohol is to do the charcoal filtering yourself. You need:

1 bottle - Bottom shelf vodka, gin, bourbon or any sufficiently clean/sugarless liquor
1 Brita filter+pitcher or equivalent. Moderately used filters have worked best in my experience

First, save a small sample of the unfiltered beverage. Clean the pitcher thoroughly, and pour in the liquor. Repeat the filtering process about 4 to 6 times. Compare your home-filtered liquor to the original, and be delighted when considering how much money you saved.

Because your filter will have absorbed most of the cheap liquor's aftertaste, you should run several pitchers of water through it before re-use.

Enjoy!

Guest's picture

If you really enjoy vodka, as I do, you shutter when you see people mixing with premium vodka. If you're going to make mixed drinks, use Smirnoff. If you're going to drink it straight out of a glass (not shooting it either!), use a premium.

I understand what you were doing here, and I too was looking forward to seeing how this brand compares to some other premiums but alas, it seems like I will have to do that research myself. Mmm. Tasty, tasty research.

As long as you enjoy it, more power to you. But as far as being frugal, stick to cheaper vodka for mixing!

One question though, what is the price point for this vodka?

Thanks,
Joe

Myscha Theriault's picture

Filtering your own with off the shelf products . . . I like the way you think!

Guest's picture

Oh yeah, 6 times distilled is pretty normal.

Guest's picture
15 Sep. 2007 | 8:47 AM Christine

A simple, but delicious drink that is a family favorite.
1 part vodka
1 part Kahlua
3 parts diet coke
1 scoop ice cream

Mix above ingredients in a blender and server.

Myscha Theriault's picture

Hi Joe.

I believe I've seen it in the low to mid thirties USD. Not ultra frugal, but since I normally use the cheaper brands like the one you suggested, I noticed a definite difference.

As far as comparing others, well, we can always embrace Andrea's idea and provide that for our readers . . . I'm game.

Guest's picture

Myscha, It sounds like a great product, I can't wait to test it myself. You're right it helps to have a partner in taste testing crime...more objectivity!

Guest's picture

Our favorite drink with vodka is a flavored white russian!! We have decided vanilla is the best and raspberry falls in at a close second!! : ) Same parts vodka, just a flavored one instead of straight vodka!! YUM!!