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You called?
I can't hear a thing
Not even with my additional headset, you see, see
Wha-wha-wha did you say?
Oh, the phone company sucks
Sorry, I cannot call you
The line is busy
Li-line is busy
Li-line is busy
Sorry, I cannot call you
The line is busy
Just a second
With Ooma I can make calls all day
You should cancel plans with your phone compan-ay
Ooma works in HD
Caller-ID and call-waiting is free
U.S. calls? Pay only tax and fees
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I don't wanna pay any more
Using that old landline is just a big chore
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THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Disgusting Beautiful People
I had to take a little break from punning to do March Gladness, but I'm back, baby! And I'm looking for nasty beautiful people puns. Check out these examples:
Put yours in the comments and I'll pick my favorites next week. (Because of how long I've been away, I'm just starting fresh. No winners from last time. Sorry guys.)
Ouch, That Smarts
Ooh, look, everybody, it's Mr. Show-It-All.
You think you're soooo smart, don't you? Like you're God's gift to people who watch TVs possibly with a variety of other devices just because you can use your built-in Wi-Fi to connect your Smart Hub and load a few apps. OK, a few dozen apps. Or a few hundred, whatever. So, what, that makes you some kind of genius?
OK, great, so you can stream content from YouTube and Netflix and Hulu. Are they giving a Nobel Prize for that now? You think you're all that and a board of chips just because you can play video from an attached USB device, or music from a networked PC, or photos from your smart phone. What good did that ever do anyone, besides give them hours of pleasure?
SPANX cuts up to 40% off select SPANX women's shapewear sale items. Even better, get an extra 25% off via coupon code "APRIL25". Plus, bag free shipping on all orders via the same coupon. Combined, that's tied with our January mention as the best extra discount we've seen on sale items from SPANX. Sizes may be limited. Deal ends April 10. A couple of best bets with prices after coupon:
At Amazon, sign up for a free new 3-month Amazon Mom membership trial to get 50% off your first pack of Pampers or Huggies diapers. (You must be new to Amazon Mom for the promotional discount to be reflected in your account; you must join Amazon Mom between now and April 10. The credit must be used on or before June 8.) Even better, take an extra $1 off select diapers. (Clip the coupon on the product page.) Better still, take an additional 20% off and bag free shipping when you checkout via Subscribe & Save.
Note: New memberships cost $79 per year after the 3-month trial. Be sure to cancel Subscribe & Save after your order ships, or you'll be billed for subsequent shipments.
Sears takes up to 42% off a selection of women's maternity apparel, with prices starting from $12. Shipping starts at $4.99. Some best bets:
Focus Camera offers the Solo Vector 16" Laptop Backpack, model no. VTR724-4/28, for $17.99 with free shipping. That's the lowest total price we could find by $14. It features a padded compartment that holds most 16" laptops, accessory pockets, zippered organizer, mesh side pockets, carry handle, and adjustable straps.
Newegg offers the ROCCAT Kone XTD Max Customization Gaming Mouse, model no. ROC-11-810, for $89.99. Coupon code "NEPAXEAST21" cuts it to $49.99. With free shipping, that's $10 below our September mention and the lowest total price we could find by $23. It features a 32-bit Turbo Core V2 processor, eight programmable buttons, 4D mouse wheel, four clip-in 5-gram weights, and multi-color LEDs.
Amazon offers its Prime members the LEGO Chima Worriz' Combat Lair, model no. 70009, for $33.59 with free shipping. (Non-members can spend $35 or more to qualify for free shipping; otherwise, shipping costs $7.39.) That's the lowest total price we could find by $5, although we saw it for $8 less a month ago. Features include six all-terrain vehicles, mobile prison, CHI, and five detachable vehicles.
Ross-Simons cuts 30% off sitewide with no minimum purchase required via coupon code "30APRIL". (The coupon may automatically apply.) That trumps last month's mention, in which we saw 25% off, and is tied as the best sitewide discount we've seen this year from Ross-Simons. Shipping starts at $7.95, but orders of $250 or more qualify for free shipping. Several exclusions apply. Deal ends April 13. Some best bets, with prices after discount and $7.95 shipping:
At Casa, search for "414204" to find the Suncast 31-Gallon Patio Storage Seat for $51.49. Coupon code "CASAPLA10H" cuts it to $46.34. With free shipping, that's the lowest total price we could find by $3. This seat provides storage space and measures 26" x 19" x 24".
Newegg offers the ECS NM70-TI Intel Celeron Mini-ITX Motherboard / CPU / VGA Combo, model no. NM70-TI (V1.0A), for $51.99. This $20 mail-in rebate cuts it to $31.99. With free shipping, that's $10 under our mention from last week and the lowest total price we've seen for this motherboard. (It's also a current price low by $64.) It features support for up to 16GB of DDR3 RAM, four USB 2.0 ports, two mini PCI Express x1 slots, two Serial ATA 3Gbp/s connectors, and one Serial ATA 6Gbp/s connector. Rebate expires April 30.
Oakley Vault cuts up to 60% off a selection of bags and backpacks, with items starting at $19.99. Shipping starts at $6.58, or get free shipping on orders of $50 or more. A few best bets:
HP Home & Home Office Store offers the HP ENVY TouchSmart 14-k120us Intel Haswell Core i5 1.6GHz 14" Touchscreen Ultrabook, model no. E0M52UA#ABA, for $799.99. Coupon code "DEALNEWS15HP" cuts it to $784.99. With $9.99 for shipping, that's tied with our February mention and the lowest total price we could find by $84. It features an Intel Core i5-4200U 1.6GHz Haswell dual-core processor, 14" 1366x768 touchscreen LCD, 8GB RAM, 750GB hard drive, 802.11n wireless, webcam, USB 3.0, HDMI, 3-cell battery, and Windows 8.1 64-bit. (No optical drive is included.)
Dell Home offers the Jabra Solemate Mini Bluetooth 3.0 Wireless Speaker in Red, model no. 100-97300001-02, for $99.99. Coupon code "JDGW?KHJP?QRV8" cuts it to $64.99. That's the lowest total price we could find by $17. This speaker features an 8-hour built-in rechargeable lithium ion battery, built-in speakerphone, USB, and 3.5mm input. Deal ends April 28.
PacSun discounts a selection of Bullhead Denim Co. Apparel, with prices starting from $16.99. Plus, all items qualify for $1 flat-rate shipping. Some sizes may be limited. A couple of best bets:
Dell Home offers its 7.3-lb. Dell Inspiron 17 7000 Series Haswell Core i7 1.8GHz 17.3" Touchscreen Laptop in Silver for $899.99. Coupon code "HDB?TLKS7SXTMM" cuts it to $849.99. With free shipping, that's $290 off list, $105 under our February mention, and the lowest total price we've seen for this model with this CPU. Features include an Intel Core i7-4500U 1.8GHz Haswell dual-core processor, 17.3" 1600x900 touchscreen LCD, 8GB RAM, 1TB hard drive, DVD burner, 802.11n wireless, Bluetooth 4.0, 4-cell battery, and Windows 8.1 64-bit. Coupon expires April 30.
Home Depot offers the Hampton Bay Northridge 5-Piece Patio Dining Set, model no. FCA30009PST, for $279.30. Coupon code "HDSPRINGBF" cuts it to $269.30. Opt for ship-to-store pickup to dodge the $55 shipping fee. That's $10 under our mention from last week, $130 off list, and the lowest total price we could find. This set includes one table and four chairs. Deal ends April 13.
Norwegian Cruise Line offers a Norwegian Cruise Line 15-Night Panama Canal Cruise for Two with prices starting at $1,698, as seen on Travelzoo. That's the lowest current rate we could find for this cruise by $1,017. This cruise departs from Los Angeles, CA, on October 11 and includes stops in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico; Huatulco, Mexico; Puerto Chiapas, Mexico; Puntarenas, Costa Rica; Panama Canal, Panama (scenic cruising); Cartagena, Colombia; and Tampa, FL. Some restrictions may apply; fees, government taxes, and fuel supplements are additional. This travel deal ends April 12.
Of note, Norwegian Cruise Line offers other Panama Canal cruises with prices starting at $899 per person. Scroll down to see them all.
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