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THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Disgusting Beautiful People

I had to take a little break from punning to do March Gladness, but I'm back, baby! And I'm looking for nasty beautiful people puns. Check out these examples:

• Natalie Wartman
• Frank Snotra
• Rashley Judd
   

Put yours in the comments and I'll pick my favorites next week. (Because of how long I've been away, I'm just starting fresh. No winners from last time. Sorry guys.)

SPANX cuts up to 40% off select SPANX women's shapewear sale items. Even better, get an extra 25% off via coupon code "APRIL25". Plus, bag free shipping on all orders via the same coupon. Combined, that's tied with our January mention as the best extra discount we've seen on sale items from SPANX. Sizes may be limited. Deal ends April 10. A couple of best bets with prices after coupon:

• SPANX Women's Wax Denim Leggings in Black for $56.24 (pictured, low by $9)
• SPANX Women's Whittle Waistline Draped Swim Dress for $112.49 (low by $16)

Sears takes up to 42% off a selection of women's maternity apparel, with prices starting from $12. Shipping starts at $4.99. Some best bets:

• Lilo Maternity Long Sleeved Wrap Shirt in Black for $16 + $9 s&h ($20 off)
• Lilo Maternity Women's Hook Closure T-Shirt in Pink for $27.20 + $9 s&h (pictured, $7 off)

Newegg offers the ROCCAT Kone XTD Max Customization Gaming Mouse, model no. ROC-11-810, for $89.99. Coupon code "NEPAXEAST21" cuts it to $49.99. With free shipping, that's $10 below our September mention and the lowest total price we could find by $23. It features a 32-bit Turbo Core V2 processor, eight programmable buttons, 4D mouse wheel, four clip-in 5-gram weights, and multi-color LEDs.

Ross-Simons cuts 30% off sitewide with no minimum purchase required via coupon code "30APRIL". (The coupon may automatically apply.) That trumps last month's mention, in which we saw 25% off, and is tied as the best sitewide discount we've seen this year from Ross-Simons. Shipping starts at $7.95, but orders of $250 or more qualify for free shipping. Several exclusions apply. Deal ends April 13. Some best bets, with prices after discount and $7.95 shipping:

• Rock Crystal Drop Earrings in Sterling Silver for $136.50 (pictured, $50 off)
• 5.25-tcw London Blue Topaz Ring for $175 ($75 off)

Newegg offers the ECS NM70-TI Intel Celeron Mini-ITX Motherboard / CPU / VGA Combo, model no. NM70-TI (V1.0A), for $51.99. This $20 mail-in rebate cuts it to $31.99. With free shipping, that's $10 under our mention from last week and the lowest total price we've seen for this motherboard. (It's also a current price low by $64.) It features support for up to 16GB of DDR3 RAM, four USB 2.0 ports, two mini PCI Express x1 slots, two Serial ATA 3Gbp/s connectors, and one Serial ATA 6Gbp/s connector. Rebate expires April 30.

HP Home & Home Office Store offers the HP ENVY TouchSmart 14-k120us Intel Haswell Core i5 1.6GHz 14" Touchscreen Ultrabook, model no. E0M52UA#ABA, for $799.99. Coupon code "DEALNEWS15HP" cuts it to $784.99. With $9.99 for shipping, that's tied with our February mention and the lowest total price we could find by $84. It features an Intel Core i5-4200U 1.6GHz Haswell dual-core processor, 14" 1366x768 touchscreen LCD, 8GB RAM, 750GB hard drive, 802.11n wireless, webcam, USB 3.0, HDMI, 3-cell battery, and Windows 8.1 64-bit. (No optical drive is included.)

PacSun discounts a selection of Bullhead Denim Co. Apparel, with prices starting from $16.99. Plus, all items qualify for $1 flat-rate shipping. Some sizes may be limited. A couple of best bets:

• Bullhead Denim Co Men's Rincon Slim Straight Derailer Jeans in Indigo for $17.49 (pictured, $22 off)
• Bullhead Denim Co Women's Blue Wave Skinny Jeans in Brite Indigo or Deep Blue for $29.95 ($10 off)

Home Depot offers the Hampton Bay Northridge 5-Piece Patio Dining Set, model no. FCA30009PST, for $279.30. Coupon code "HDSPRINGBF" cuts it to $269.30. Opt for ship-to-store pickup to dodge the $55 shipping fee. That's $10 under our mention from last week, $130 off list, and the lowest total price we could find. This set includes one table and four chairs. Deal ends April 13.