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You guys, I have an addiction. I'm addicted to puns. I need them. I can't get enough of them. I HUNGER FOR THEM. That's why I've set up this weekly blog feature: so you guys can feed my addiction. Every week, I'll name the topic, give you some examples, and then you'll pun away in the comments, on Facebook, or on Twitter. I'll choose the best ones and post them here next week. Sound good? Good! Let's do it!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Crappy College Basketball Teams!

Next week, the tournament of young basketball teams begins. We'll be taking the week off from the pun post, so we figured we'd celebrate now… with some really crappy college basketball teams. That's right. We're looking for bathroom humor in the form of basketball team puns. Use the whole team name or just the school. Here are a few examples:

Chico's coupon - Buy one full priced item, get one 50% off

Get ready for your spring break vacay with new clothes! Chico's has the latest in warm weather loving styles for your traveling wardrobe. To heat things up, buy one full priced item and receive your second for 50% off when you use coupon code: 11467. Offer is valid for a limited time.

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Staples - 15% off all cleaning essentials

There's not much work to be had out of sick or ailing employees. Make sure the office is clean and germ free with cleaning essentials from Staples. Between now and 03/15/2014, coupon code 70699 will wipe 15% off the purchase of all cleaning supplies like paper towels, cleaning fluids, trash bags, mops, vacuums and more, ensuring that the budget won't show red.

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Zazzle coupon - 17% off sitewide

It's St. Patrick's Day already at Zazzle! Green stuff is everywhere. From hats and shirts to bags and buttons, you can cover yourself with green, and do it for less green when you use coupon code STPATDAY2014 to get 17% off your entire order of anything on the site, including non-green items. Expires 03/17/2014.

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Gap coupon - 30% off and free shipping on orders of $50+

Gap has some astoundingly wonderful spring options for everyone. Charming shift dresses and checked shirts for the adults as well as frilly lilac onesies and blue whale swim trunks for the little ones - there's a lot to like (and buy) for the warm weather we've all been waiting for. Use code SAVE to save 30% on your entire order and get free shipping on orders of $50 or more. This offer will last through 03/14/2014.

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Dog Reviewed

This real, actual review should clear up a lot! 

We could tell you all about this Asus VivoTab, but we know that nothing impacts a buying decision more than a real person's real review, so here's one from Terry, a dog stuck in a man's body after a wacky science experiment went wrong. Take it away, Terry!

Thanks for featuring my review, Woot! Let me cut to the chase: this tablet is excellent. I give it four bones out of five. I love it almost as much as I love sniffing butts and chasing cats. Every morning after I'm done peeing on all of the trees in my back yard, I turn on my Asus. I've gotta be careful not to engage its built-in front-facing camera, because if I do I might see myself on the screen and waste the whole morning barking at my own image because I think I'm another person. But that's really on me, not the Asus. 

The Prodigal Sun

You won't believe what celestial orb powers this speaker 

Looks like this doohickey includes a video, which means it's time for an official Woot Product Video Watchalong:

0:02 Motion graphics?? Product videos have gone so Hollywood… 

0:07 Why on Earth did he tap it like that? Who does that? 

0:09 You see, this young woman's character is meant to represent you, the discerning consumer. Her confusion is your confusion. 

0:11 Cool people don't use their words when asked a direct question. 

0:15 Much better than hiring a middle schooler to ride around on your pegs and blast songs on a boombox. 

Ashford offers the Rado Men's True Watch, model no. R27896152, for $1,197. Coupon code "AFFTRUE699" cuts it to $699. With free shipping, that's the lowest total price we could find by $612. It features a ceramic with plasma treatment case and bracelet, Swiss quartz movement, and water resistance to 100 feet. Deal ends March 15.

Skis.com takes up to 86% off select size gear, apparel and more during its Lucky Size Sale. (Although the banner advertises up to 70% off, we found higher discounts within the sale.) That's the best sale we've ever seen from Skis.com. Shipping starts at $5. Note that sizes are limited.