Point-Counterpoint: Gel vs. Foam
The perpetual marketing struggle is herein portrayed
Greetings, consumer. I am Doctor Luke Bregoff with the International Foam Council, here to discuss the relative merits and overall superiority of foam products.
Whazzup, y'all? This is Gel Dude, the baddest gel-lovin' dude with serious attitude, here to spit some mad gel-promoting verbiage in ya ear.
If you find yourself deciding between the foam or gel Simmons Curv 2" mattress topper, may I humbly suggest you consider the foam choice? This dependable, long-lasting mattress topper will serve you and your loving family for generations.
C'mon broster, you gonna grab life by the horns and pick the gel mattress topper, or join the brainwashed hordes who prefer foam? While you're making up your mind I'mma slam this Jolt soda. Whoaaaaaaaa!
BOTUS
U-S-A! U-S-A! Bring home the gold! And batteries!
It's official: 2014's [quadrennial worldwide winter sports showdown] has come and gone, and it was full of excitement.
But when you're not a [quadrennial worldwide winter sports showdown] participant (or maybe you are, and if that's the case, well done!), you might feel a little left out. How are you supposed to show your country pride if you can't bring home a medal?
Buy these Rayovac MADE IN THE USA Batteries.
They may not be gold, silver, or bronze, but alkaline is a metal (which is very close to being a medal!), and hey, if you look closely enough, you can see some silver on the battery itself. We're not sure if it's genuine silver, but the color sure looks like silver. And you didn't even have to twizzle! Congrats!
Footlocker offers the ASICS Men's GEL-Nimbus 15 Running Shoes in Lightning/Blue Steel/Lime for $79.99. Coupon code "LKS14A3F" drops it to $64.99. With $7.99 for shipping, it's tthe lowest total price we could find in any color by $36, although we saw them for $8 less last fall. They're available in select sizes from 6 to 16.
Supply-Side Electronics
Everyone has a price. And so does every laptop. We're still looking for this one's.
If there's one thing we've learned in nine-plus years of hustling discount widgets, it's that "good or bad?" is the wrong question to ask about a product. The question is, is the price right? A gizmo that stinks like feces at $100 might shine like gold at $20.
So we're hoping our latest price drop puts the shine on this HP 17.3" Touchsmart laptop. Aside from the irrational fear and loathing that Windows 8 inspires in the hearts of men, it can do a lot for a laptop at this price. That 1920x1080 touchscreen, 8GB DDR3 memory, the 1TB hard drive, four USB ports including one USB 3.0: these are burly specs. This laptop totally shreds, people! Come on!
UnPhased.
MuscleTech leverages the magic of numbers to make the case for their premium muscle protein delivery system. And why not? Our numbers indicate that numbers are the best way to hawk high-quality milkfoods.
We already know that MuscleTech's powder provides six different proteins (although not one of them is "mussel," rather disappointingly). But our big question, MuscleTech, is this: What are the first seven phases?
Phase I: Optimization: Prepare your muscles for maximum throbbiness and feature-rich mobile marketing.
Phase II: Anaphase. Something about chromatids. Now, it's been a while since we studied science, but if memory serves, a chromatid is a kind of melon or legume. One of the two.
Phase III: Preheat oven to 350 degrees F.
Walgreens - L'Oreal Cosmetics BOGO 50% off
Look drop dead gorgeous while you save big! Visit Walgreens and for two days, you can buy one L'Oreal cosmetic product and save a whopping 50% on your second. Choose from blush, mascara, eye shadows, eyeliners, foundations, concealers, bronzers and more. No coupon is needed as discount will be reflected at checkout. Hurry because this amazing sale ends tomorrow 02/22/2014.
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Surf over to PacSun for tremendous savings! Use coupon code TAKE20OFF at checkout to save 20% on all orders of $50 or more. Choose from brands like Fox, Billabong, Hurley, Volcom, Roxy, Quiksilver, O'Neill, Rip Curl, Beach Riot, LA Hearts and many others. Coupon expiration date is not known so get your shop on soon.
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Loft coupon - 30% off full priced purchase + free shipping offer
Click over to Loft and for a limited time, you can save a whopping 30% on full priced merchandise when you use coupon code SPRING at checkout. Choose from sweaters, blouses, button down shirts, denim jackets, trousers, capris, dresses and so much more. Hurry as this offer ends 02/23/2014. All orders of $125 or more will receive free standard shipping.
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Manhattanite coupon - 35% off sitewide + free shipping offer
Manhattanite sure knows how to help you battle the big freeze of 2014 - without having to leave your PJ pants or your cozy house. Use code FREEZE35 through 02/28/2014 and you will save 35% on some fab fashions shipped right to your door! Better yet, all orders ship for $5. Aden & Anais, Fab Dog and Vita Fede brands are excluded from the coupon.
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RUUM coupon - 25% off and free shipping on orders of $60 or more
Who is RUUM's best customer? You, of course! This weekend only, RUUM shows their appreciation with 25% off everything when you use coupon code BC25. Sorry, this coupon cannot be combined with any other code. But, spend $60 or more and you'll qualify for free shipping. Sounds pretty awesome to us! Hurry, this deal expires on 2/23/2014.
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Clarisonic coupon - Free travel bag and two cleanser samples with purchase and free shipping
Clean, clear skin is always in style! For a limited time at Clarisonic, purchase any Deep Pore Detoxifying Solution or Acne Clarifying Collection and get three free gifts when you use coupon code CLEANSKIN. With your qualifying purchase, you'll receive two 1-oz. cleanser samples and a Green Stripe Barrel travel bag. Samples available while supplies last. Plus, all Clarisonic orders ship for free! Grab this deal while you can, it expires 2/28/2014.
Woolrich coupon - Extra 20% off sale items
Although spring will be here before you know it, it's still chilly in many parts of the country. Need a new jacket? Woolrich is the place to shop this weekend. Woolrich offers high-quality clothing at great prices. Now, get an extra 20% off already-marked-down winter essentials. Take advantage of this offer today. Just use code EXTRA20 at checkout. But hurry, this offer ends 02/24/2014.
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Adidas - End of Season Sale: Save up to 50% + free shipping on $49
Although the weather may not indicate spring is around the corner, the calendar does - and that means new gear is in order to keep active all season long! Check out the sale selection at Adidas, and score instant discounts of up to 50% off select footwear, apparel, and more. Plus, take advantage of free shipping when you spend $49 or more. Sale end date is unknown, while free shipping ends 02/28/2014.
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Online Investing: Companies with the Best Perks
Anxious to start planning for your future? Ramp up your retirement account and start investing for your golden years. Online investment firms make it easy and convenient. Plus many companies are offering perks to help you get started.
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The Clymb coupon - 20% off entire order
Outdoor enthusiasts rejoice! The Clymb is offering 20% off every purchase today only with coupon code CLYMB20. Stock up on camping gear and outdoor apparel for the whole season and enjoy a discount on your entire purchase with no minimums or product restrictions. Sale ends 02/21/2014.
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Wisteria - Up to 30% off stools and side tables
When cabin fever gets you down, redecorate the cabin. Wisteria is running a flash sale for up to 30% off stools and side tables. Choose from a variety of styles and designs that will make your home feel fresh, even if you've barely left for months. Don't wait, sale ends today 02/21/2014.
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Teva - Winter Clearance Sale: Save up to 40% off + 10% off purchases of $50 or more + FS
We'll be glad to see the last of winter, but not the last of the Winter Clearance Sale from Teva. This sale is packed with amazing buys on footwear and not all of it's geared toward the colder months. There are plenty of sandals, hiking boots, athletic shoes and more to choose from. Plus, use coupon code T10OFF50 for a savings of 10% on all orders of $50 or more and bag free shipping. This coupon's expiration is unknown, use is soon and often.
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Don't Give A Rat's House
I need two things from a fireplace: it's got to warm the room, and it must not let rats into my house.
Yeah, sure, everybody loves the good old-fashioned fireplace. The family gathered around the hearth, a cozy plume rising from the chimney outside, all that crap. All that goes up in smoke the moment a rat finds its way down that chimney. Oh, you've got a screen or a cap on your chimney? And you're positive that will never be breached? Been up to your roof lately to check on it, have you? No? Then how do you know? HOW CAN YOU BE SURE?
Happy Music Monday! Music has always been about the dark side of life, so one must expect that lies would be mentioned regularly. Today Scott's picked five songs about lies. Do you have any to add? It'll be your turn at the end! Honest!
Lies can be weird, because sometimes they're what we WANT to hear. We know they're fake, but we still want 'em whispered at us. And, to be fair, sometimes the world is just better when wrapped in lies.
See you after the jump! Unless we're just making that up. You gotta ask yourself… can you trust this blog post?
Marina And The Diamonds - Lies
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