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She was afraid of a single processor
She was afraid that everybody would see
She was afraid that the nerds would all judge her
And her computing would fail miserably.

She was afraid that she couldn't run Windows
Was afraid that the games would lack style
Then she noticed that she had a quad-core
And the nerd hate turned into some smiles

BEEEE CAAAAAUSE HERRRRR
Laptop that was made by HP
Came with quad-core so had great speeds
Which she used for the first time today
The space inside was one full TB
Thanks to the nice folks at HP
And when she shared it, those nerds said hooray.

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The Romans believed that April was sacred to the Goddess Venus. So don't make any Venus jokes until next month, okay?

The Anglo-Saxons called April ēastre-monaþ. That's a pretty long name for a month, isn't it? Plus it would ruin all the rhymes "30 days hath ēastre-monaþ" or "Ēastre-monaþ showers bring May flowers." It just doesn't sound the same! That's why we aren't calling this "Ēastre-monaþ Woot-Off". It's just plain April.

Humble Bundle offers Steam downloads of the Humble Wild Frontier Bundle for Windows for whatever you want to pay. If you opt to pay the bare minimum of $1, you'll get Gods Will Be Watching, Ice Lakes, and Frontiers. That's $38 under the cost of these games separately elsewhere.



If you pay more than the average, currently $6.37, you'll also get Hard West, Renowned Explorers: International Society, and Spintires. Finally, pay $13 or more to receive Slime Rancher. Your contribution can be donated to charity (Charity: Water), the developers, or both. Deal ends May 2.



Note that select games are also available for Mac and Linux.

T-Mobile cuts 50% off several prepaid Samsung, LG, or HTC Android smartphones, with prices starting from $60. Plus, free shipping applies. The sale includes the LG Aristo, HTC Desire, Samsung Galaxy S5, and more. Deal ends April 30.

Dorco USA offers its Dorco Men's Pace 6 Razor with Two Cartridges bundled with a Pace 6 Replacement Cartridge 4-Pack and a Pace D'Crème Shaving Cream 3.38-oz. Tube for $19.50. Coupon code "DNEWS419" cuts it to $9.75. Even better, free shipping applies. This 6-blade razor features a moisturizing strip with a rubber grip and guard. Deal ends April 22.

FreedomPop offers its FreedomPop 4G Nationwide LTE 3-in-1 SIM Kit bundled with a FreedomPop Talk, Text, and 2GB LTE Data 1-Month Trial and a FreedomPop Premium Plus 1-Month Trial for 99 cents with free shipping. It's compatible with any unlocked iOS or Android GSM smartphone.

The Romans believed that April was sacred to the Goddess Venus. So don't make any Venus jokes until next month, okay?

The Anglo-Saxons called April ēastre-monaþ. That's a pretty long name for a month, isn't it? Plus it would ruin all the rhymes "30 days hath ēastre-monaþ" or "Ēastre-monaþ showers bring May flowers." It just doesn't sound the same! That's why we aren't calling this "Ēastre-monaþ Woot-Off". It's just plain April.

The Romans believed that April was sacred to the Goddess Venus. So don't make any Venus jokes until next month, okay?

The Anglo-Saxons called April ēastre-monaþ. That's a pretty long name for a month, isn't it? Plus it would ruin all the rhymes "30 days hath ēastre-monaþ" or "Ēastre-monaþ showers bring May flowers." It just doesn't sound the same! That's why we aren't calling this "Ēastre-monaþ Woot-Off". It's just plain April.

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