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i did not hold your night, or your air, or the dawn
but i did hold your backpack
while you went to the bathroom

it was a powder blue jansport
with bright yellow stitching
and a zipper
that stuck
without fail

it featured padded shoulder straps
and a sturdy suede bottom
it had a webbed hauling handle on top
and a roomy main compartment inside

there were two zippered front-stash pockets
and a felt lining
it had a sleeve for laptops
or maybe just tablets

it had a dangling nametag
and
unlike our love
a lifetime warranty

Could also be a plate.

I think we can all agree that going on the internet is great and not at all a waste of anyone's time.

But you know what's even greater? Eating.

Eating is pretty much the greatest thing ever. And it's for everyone! Everyone eats, every single day, usually multiple times a day.

So go ahead, use this laptop as a plate. Use the little empty rectangle next to the touchpad as a place for stacks of cheese slices. Line up pretzel sticks along the space bar. Dump a whole scoop of spaghetti and meatballs onto the keyboard.

Who cares about work when you've got snacks? Who cares about the internet when you've got food? Who cares about anything at all when there's an opportunity to stuff your face? Not us, that's for sure.

REI offers the Novara Unisex Barrow Bike in Blue Lichen for $486.83. Opt for in-store pickup to avoid the $160 shipping charge. That's $262 off list and the lowest total price we could find. It's available in sizes XS/S, S/M, L/XL and features 24 speeds and a 20-lb. capacity basket.

The Container Store - 20% off select travel items + FS on all luggage

Don't head off on another adventure without shopping the Travel Sale at The Container Store. This sale has everything needed to successfully get your belongings from point "A" to point "B" and it's all 20% off. Deals abound on luggage, clothing organizers, tote bags and more. Plus, all luggage OR orders over $75 ship free. Sale's ending is unknown.

Visit The Bargainist for more.

Samsonite via eBay offers the Hartmann Intensity 30" Belting Luggage in Black or Olive for $299.99 with free shipping. That's the lowest total price we could find by $225. It features compression straps, a removable garment cover, top and side carry handles, and zippered magazine pocket.

Fila via eBay offers its Fila Women's Retribution Memory Foam Running Shoes in Black/Dark Shadow/Pink Glow or Lagoon/Cockatoo/Safety Yellow for $24.99 with free shipping. That's the lowest total price we could find by $7. They're available in sizes 6 to 11, although not in all color/size combinations.

where pizza is the place!

Best Buy takes up to $350 off a selection of electronics, appliances, and media storage as part of its 3-Day Sale. Even better, most items are over $35 and therefore receive free shipping. (In-store pickup is also available for many items; shipping otherwise starts at $3.99.) The sale features discounts on laptops, digital cameras, HDTVs, smartphones, small and large appliances, video game consoles, and media storage cabinets. Deal ends June 4.

Walmart - Dell Inspiron 15 Gaming Edition 15.6" Gray 7559 Laptop PC with Intel Core i5-6300HQ Processor, 8GB Memory, Touchscreen, 1TB Hybrid Hard Drive and Windows 10 Home $988