For goSeek members only, CheapTickets via goSeek offers a 6-Night Spring Break Stay at Collins Hotel in Miami Beach, FL, with prices starting from $755.57 via coupon code "GLOBETROT". (Not a member? Click on "Sign Up" in the top right corner to sign up for free; we found this rate on March 1.) At $126 per night, that's the lowest price we could find for a 2-night stay by $80. This 3-star hotel has an Expedia rating of 81% based on 915 reviews. Additional fees and blackout dates apply.
Don’t get me wrong, I love robots. I’m just not sure if we need robots for the toilet.
So maybe love was too strong of a word. Let’s just say I’m getting used to robots.
I mean, yes, sometimes I still wake up screaming from that same old recurring nightmare that the plot of The Matrix is playing itself out in real life.
And yes, it’s also true that I’ve been seeing a therapist for years trying to work through my paralyzing fear of Johnny Five.
But I can still appreciate good robot when I see one. I’m cool with Roombas and iPhones and Xbox Ones. The kind of robots that help us out and make our lives more convenient.
But is a toilet robot is definitely something we don’t need. If humans can't even go to the bathroom on their own, then we're really in a sorry state. I mean, what would a toilet robot even do?
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DressBarn.com coupon - $50 off orders of $220 or more
No matter if you're shopping for work or play, Dressbarn.com has the looks you want. Get them for less by shopping this month and using coupon code AFFEB5516 for $50 off orders of $220 or more. Update your look with new dresses, tops, bottoms, accessories and more. Sale ends 02/29/2016.
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Amazon – Motorola H720 Bluetooth Headset $28 (reg. $70) shipped
Take calls in comfort with this Motorola H720 Bluetooth Headset from Amazon. Regularly priced at $69.99, get one now for just $27.99 with free shipping via Amazon Prime. Features include an on-ear design, noise reduction and echo-cancellation technologies, and it’s compatible with any Bluetooth-enabled phone. Price subject to change.
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ShoeMall.com coupon – 20% off purchases
Step over to ShoeMall.com for all those footwear needs and wants. Designer styles are just a click away and so is a discount of 20% off all orders with coupon code SHOP20. Shop for brand names like Chinese Laundry, Anne Klein, Steve Madden and others. Sale ends 02/09/2017.
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Lane Bryant coupon - $35 off orders of $150 or more + FS
Start on that spring wardrobe with huge savings from Lane Bryant. Now through 02/29/2016, save a whopping $35 off any order of $150 or more and get free shipping. This is the perfect opportunity to stock up on wardrobe essentials, as well as the latest hot styles in apparel, accessories and footwear and use coupon code FSFEBLB.
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We had a lot of great entries last week, so many that we'd encourage you to resubmit your idea in the coming weeks. But this week, congratulations are in order to JDSardone for Plants and Cartoons. Don't forget, we'll be keeping an eye out for our Secret Pun. The guesser gets a $5 coupon!
Examples:
The two runners-up and their themes, which we'll be punning on in the coming weeks, are:
Congrats to the winners and thanks for all the awesome submissions!
New Balance coupon – Up to 20% off purchases
At New Balance, take up to 20% off purchases made throughout the store. All it takes is coupon code WOODCHUCK to cut 10% off orders of $100, 15% off $150 with code SHADOWS and 20% off $200 or more with code BURROW. All coupons end 02/27/2016.
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Oh, no! That thing we had here sold out ! So out of our desperate attempt to be rich love for giving you options, we've added a bonus sale for today. Consider it a gift to us from your wallet to all of you who were hoping for something like this. This is your chance to help us look good to our bosses get a little something for yourself, okay? Thank you You're welcome.
Frederick’s of Hollywood - $8 flat rate preferred ground shipping on all orders over $50
Valentine’s Day will be here before we know it, be prepared with something sexy from Frederick’s of Hollywood. They carry all the teddies, bras and panties of his dreams and if you shop now through 02/04/2016, all orders over $50 will ship for just $8 with flat rate preferred ground shipping.
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YOOX.com – Up to 20% off purchases
The more you buy, the more you save over at YOOX.com this week. Stop by to get your designer fashion fix and automatically save 10% off orders of $100, 15% off $200 and 20% off those totaling $400 or more. This offer runs through 02/07/2016.
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Szul – Valentine jewelry from $9 shipped
Spread the love this Valentine’s Day with beautiful pieces of jewelry from Szul. For a limited time, they’ve dropped the prices on many pieces that include bracelets, earrings, rings, necklaces and more. Prices start at just $9, ensuring there’s something for every budget. Sale’s ending is unknown.
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Gaiam – 20% off best selling active seating products + FS on $99+
Those that have a 9 to 5 job know the struggle of sitting in an uncomfortable chair all day. That can all be a thing of the past after investing in active seating products from Gaiam. Improve posture and spinal alignment with a huge selection of active chairs, including their famous Balance Ball Chair series. We found the Classic Balance Ball Chair shown here for just $63.98 (reg. $79.98). Sale’s ending is unknown.
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Sierra Trading Post – Up to 50% off snow sports
Those that love the outdoors during the winter time will love this next sale from Sierra Trading Post. Now through 02/08/2016, save up to 50% off everything needed for snow sports. From clothing and jackets that will keep you warm and dry, to footwear that will protect your feet, you’re sure to find everything you need.
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JCPenney – Flash Sale: Clearaway Sale – save up to 80% off select merchandise + FS on $49 or more
Today only, JCPenney is throwing a huge Flash Sale that you won’t want to miss! Visit the “Red Zone” until Midnight tonight for discounts of up to 80% on select merchandise from almost every department. There’s deals on apparel, home décor, furniture, and much more. We found the Bamboo Pantry shown here for only $89.99 (reg. $225). Plus, coupon code SHIPHOME will ship orders of $49 or more totally free. Sale ends 02/03/2016.
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LastCall.com – Extra 35% off 1 item
As if their prices weren’t reduced by enough at up to 60% off, LastCall.com is now cutting an extra 35% off your one favorite item with code LCLOVE. Choose from many designer clothes, accessories or shoes that you just can’t live without. Offer ends 02/04/2016.
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DrugStore.com – Up to 30% off sexual well-being items
Valentine’s Day is right around the corner and there’s a sale at DrugStore.com you might want to get in on. For a limited time, up to 30% is being taken of select sexual well-being products. Save on such items as warming oil, personal lubricants, condoms and other items that we’ll just let you discover for yourself! Sale’s ending is unknown, shop soon!
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Someone's gotta be in charge around here.
Hello. Allow me to introduce myself. I'm the Samsung monitor. What am I doing in your living room? I suppose I could ask you the same thing. Actually it IS my business. Do you have a living room pass? No, of course you don't. Well then, that's going to be one pink slip. Three and you get an automatic detention.
Listen, I don't make the rules. I just enforce them. Speaking of which, I'm pretty sure those Superman underoos are a dress code violation. So that'll be another pink slip. Honestly, man. You're an adult.
Shouldn't you be at work by now? I'm pretty sure I heard the bell ring, which means you're late. Here's another pink slip. Oh you're sick, huh? You look OK to me. I suppose you have a doctor's note ... no? Pity. Pink slip.
Various 3rd-party eBay sellers take up to 75% off a selection of luggage. (The banner says up to 30% off, but we've found stronger discounts within; prices are as marked.) Plus, most items receive free shipping. A couple of best bets:
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