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Oh, no! That thing we had sold out! So out of our desperate attempt to be rich love for giving you options, we've added a bonus sale for today. Consider it a gift to us from your wallet to all of you who were hoping for something like this. This is your chance to help us look good to our bosses get a little something for yourself, okay? Thank you You're welcome.

Reebok offers its Reebok Kids' J.J. Watt "Hunt Greatness" T-Shirt in four colors (Red/White pictured) for free with the purchase of any regular-price kids' footwear via coupon code "GREATNESS". (Add the shirt to your cart before applying the code.) Shipping adds $5, although orders over $49 score free shipping. That's a savings of $30 and the best price we could find. It's available in sizes S to XL. Deal ends September 20.

Ashford offers the Coach Women's Maddy Watch, model no. 14501791, for $124. Coupon code "AFFMADDY99" drops it to $99. With free shipping, that's tied with our July mentoin, $149 off list, and the lowest total price we could find. It features a stainless steel case and bracelet, mineral crystal, Japanese quartz movement, and water resistance to 100 feet. Deal ends September 21.

Ashford offers the Calvin Klein Women's Glow Watch, model no. K2B23137, for $199. Coupon code "AFFGLOWGIFT" cuts the price to $128. Plus, the same code bags the Calvin Klein Women's Domed Necklace, model no. KJ90AP010100, for free. With free shipping, that's tied with our spring mention of the watch with earrings and $60 under the lowest total price we could find for the watch alone. The watch features a stainless steel case, white leather bracelet, Swiss quartz movement, and water resistance to 100 feet. Deal ends September 21.

Ending today, Massdrop offers the Leatherman Wave Multitool, model no. 830039, for $69.99 plus $4.82 for shipping. That's the lowest total price we could find by $4. It features a saw, pliers, wire cutters, knives, scissors, files, drivers, and other tools.

BuyDig offers the Able Planet Travelers Choice Active Noise-Canceling Headphones, model no. NC190SM, for $14.95 with free shipping. That's $7 under our mention from June, $60 off list, and the lowest total price we've seen. They feature 94% ambient noise reduction, a frequency response of 20Hz to 20kHz, and in-line volume control.

BuyDig offers the Lexar 16GB JumpDrive S50 USB Flash Drive 4-Pack in Purple, model no. E3LXLJDS5016G316, for $16.99 with free shipping. That's a $1 drop from our mention from three days ago, $45 off, and the lowest total price we've seen for this quantity. These flash drives feature a swivel design and retractable connector.

We'll let you draw your own comparisons between pirates and politicians. :::AHEM liars AHEM thieves AHEM::: and just focus on the puns. Let's see if you can do better than the following mash-ups. Seriously. Please do better.

A few examples:

• Donald Stump
• HilARRRy Clinton
• Mike Hookabee

 And now for our favorites from last week. You guys really nailed it!

The best from last time (Star Bores):

• Sithter Wives (goldilion)
• 19 Clones and Counting (mseanhills)
• RuPaul's Pod Race (mbspell)

Honorable Mentions:

• Sithbusters (barkwoot)
• Today with Yoda and Kathie Lee (moles1138)

We loved these so much, but not 100% sure they're classified as reality shows.

Ashford offers the Calvin Klein Women's Extent Watch, model no. K2R2L6G6, for $88 with free shipping. That's the lowest total price we could find by $61. It features a stainless steel and rose-gold coated case, leather strap, Swiss quartz movement, and water resistance to 100 feet.