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Jomashop takes up to 60% off a selection of Omega men's and women's watches, with deals starting from $1,519. Plus, all orders receive free shipping via coupon code "FASTSHIP". Deal ends April 27. Some best bets:

• Omega Men's Aqua Terra Automatic Watch for $3,275 (pictured, low by $20)
• Omega Women's Constellation Automatic Diamond Watch for $5,975 ($3,925 off)

DO NOT PANIC, CITIZENS! You're just imagining this Woot-Off. Alert no one. Shop as normal.

Hey! It's Woot-Off Time! Wait, what's that you say? You saw one just last week? Ha ha! That's crazy talk! Surely you're mistaken! Why, we've NEVER done two back-to-back Woot-Offs! Probably you were just seeing lights from the airport. Or marsh gas. Don't panic, citizen! All is as it should be. Consume. Consume without questioning.

Oakley Vault offers the Oakley Men's Flak Jacket XLJ 30 Years Sport Special Edition Sunglasses in Polished Fog/Red Iridium for $79.99 with free shipping. That's the lowest total price we could find by $64, although we saw them for $10 less last summer. They feature 100% UV protection.

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DO NOT PANIC, CITIZENS! You're just imagining this Woot-Off. Alert no one. Shop as normal.

Hey! It's Woot-Off Time! Wait, what's that you say? You saw one just last week? Ha ha! That's crazy talk! Surely you're mistaken! Why, we've NEVER done two back-to-back Woot-Offs! Probably you were just seeing lights from the airport. Or marsh gas. Don't panic, citizen! All is as it should be. Consume. Consume without questioning.

DO NOT PANIC, CITIZENS! You're just imagining this Woot-Off. Alert no one. Shop as normal.

Hey! It's Woot-Off Time! Wait, what's that you say? You saw one just last week? Ha ha! That's crazy talk! Surely you're mistaken! Why, we've NEVER done two back-to-back Woot-Offs! Probably you were just seeing lights from the airport. Or marsh gas. Don't panic, citizen! All is as it should be. Consume. Consume without questioning.

DO NOT PANIC, CITIZENS! You're just imagining this Woot-Off. Alert no one. Shop as normal.

Hey! It's Woot-Off Time! Wait, what's that you say? You saw one just last week? Ha ha! That's crazy talk! Surely you're mistaken! Why, we've NEVER done two back-to-back Woot-Offs! Probably you were just seeing lights from the airport. Or marsh gas. Don't panic, citizen! All is as it should be. Consume. Consume without questioning.

DO NOT PANIC, CITIZENS! You're just imagining this Woot-Off. Alert no one. Shop as normal.

Hey! It's Woot-Off Time! Wait, what's that you say? You saw one just last week? Ha ha! That's crazy talk! Surely you're mistaken! Why, we've NEVER done two back-to-back Woot-Offs! Probably you were just seeing lights from the airport. Or marsh gas. Don't panic, citizen! All is as it should be. Consume. Consume without questioning.

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As one of its daily deals, TigerDirect offers the HP X702W 64GB USB 3.0 Flash Drive, model no. P-FD64GHP702-GE, for $19.99 with free shipping. That's tied with our mention from two weeks ago and the lowest total price we could find by $6. It features read speeds up to 95MB/s and write speeds up to 60MB/s. Deal ends today.