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  • You’re Fired! 20 Signs That a Pink Slip is Coming   18 years 48 weeks ago

    Hey, you are offending a lot of casual readers by mis-spelling the name of the greatest man who walked this earth - Gandhi (it is not Ghandi)

  • You’re Fired! 20 Signs That a Pink Slip is Coming   18 years 48 weeks ago

    We have a guy at the office for who many of these point will be applicable. Pity about South Africa's draconian labour laws...

  • You’re Fired! 20 Signs That a Pink Slip is Coming   18 years 48 weeks ago

    #21 Your boss puts you on a "performance improvement schedule."

    #22 Your boss makes a huge mistake and pins it on you.

    #23 Your boss's boss asks you to check your boss's work. (not sure exactly why they pulled that one on me, but it got me fired.)

  • Remove Car Dents Quickly and Cheaply   18 years 48 weeks ago

    method 2 work beautiful on my car .

  • Running the numbers on the bigger car: what’s your cost and is it worth it?   18 years 48 weeks ago

    The excellent article by Malcolm Gladwell Big and bad neatly dispells the notion that SUVs are the safer choice. In a nutshell, it's a scam.

    SUVs offer the perception of increased safety due to their bulking stature, but there's far too little engineering under that sheet metal to warrant the faith. What's more, the attitudes & driving habits of SUV-owners go even further to make the vehicles far less safe.

    Automakers & advertisers need to take responsibility for the deceptive notions in play and begin working to quickly change consumer perceptions about cars - these things are transit. Our 3-bedroom home cost us less (10 years ago) than most Hummer, Chevy, and/or Ford SUVs. Bigger & faster is not better.

    There's little or no reason for the average commuter to own a vehicle powered by a 6 or 8-cylinder engine yet take note of just how often you see hulking 9-cup-holder-having behemoths being used for nothing more than commuting to work or the grocery store - with a single occupant!

  • Open a beer bottle with a sheet of paper   18 years 48 weeks ago

    Wait: how do you fold a lighter six times?

  • Turn $1 into $100 in about 2 minutes.   18 years 48 weeks ago

    Is there another way you can do that without matches?I saw my teacher fold it up and open it and it was $100 and with no matches!

  • Beat the claw machine, save your sanity.   18 years 48 weeks ago

    me and my bro al ways play those machines and one stands on the side of the machine and the other one stands at the controles we win almost every time

  • You’re Fired! 20 Signs That a Pink Slip is Coming   18 years 48 weeks ago

    is enough. As has been pointed out to me, and I hang my head for not realizing sooner, getting drawn into this whole debate merely gives the original comments more validation than necessary. I am hanging up my hat on this round of comments, hoping that readers simply enjoy the content of my article regardless of my misgivings.

  • You’re Fired! 20 Signs That a Pink Slip is Coming   18 years 48 weeks ago

    with a shotgun in Good Will Hunting 2 - Hunting Season. From Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back.

  • You’re Fired! 20 Signs That a Pink Slip is Coming   18 years 48 weeks ago

    I am terrible at spelling and grammar so I can't really argue the finer points you guys are discussing. But I do know for a fact that this is wrong:

    "You should never capitalize / bold words (especially at the beginning & end); use context clues to give weight to what's critical."

    Many great bloggers use this technique to draw their reader's attention.

    Bloggers also use short paragraphs because they are easier to read, even though technically single sentence paragraphs are frowned upon in serious writing.

    And many bloggers do use conjunctions to start sentences because many blog readers are more interested in information they can easily scan than fancy transition sentences.

    I realize not all our articles are mistake free. That is why we appreciate it when people correct us. But would it be so terrible to give the advice in a friendly manner?

    When you give friendly advice on how to make Wise Bread writing more accessible to readers, you are helping the entire community. But when you are just shooting off advice to show off your grammar skills, you are acting like that MIT student Matt Damon destroyed in Good Will Hunting.

     

  • Will gas top $4 a gallon this summer? I say yes.   18 years 48 weeks ago

    I love saying "I told you so", but not in this case.

  • Will gas top $4 a gallon this summer? I say yes.   18 years 48 weeks ago

    This via The Consumerist

    http://jalopnik.com/cars/the-end-of-the-world-is-nigh/407-for-premium-in...

    If you were a betting person, you could fill your tank with your winnings.

  • You’re Fired! 20 Signs That a Pink Slip is Coming   18 years 48 weeks ago

    I might add that anyone who really feels like they know English grammar might want to take a gander at this web site.

    http://www.gpuss.co.uk/english_usage/start_sentence_conjunction.htm

     

  • Would Paris Hilton in the WWE be the biggest draw ever for search engines?   18 years 48 weeks ago

    Just this week replaced Zeitgeist with "Hot Trends"

  • Free Food in Your Yard: Edible Weeds!   18 years 48 weeks ago

    Talk about making lemonade from lemons. Next time I mow my lawn, I'll pull those weeds and save them for a soup rather than give them to the garbage man. Sweet post.

  • You’re Fired! 20 Signs That a Pink Slip is Coming   18 years 48 weeks ago

    As I said, and will have to keep repeating, copywriters don't follow the traditional rules of grammar. Pick up a magazine and read any advertisment. This is what I do for a living. I also happen to be very very good at it (if you'd like to ask every creative director I've ever worked for, I'll happily supply phone numbers...and photocopies of my bonus checks). 

    People do not talk with perfect grammar. Ads communicate the way people talk. It's the first law of copywriting...keep the writing conversational, not grammatical. My copywriting has won prestigious several awards. Yes, awards. Even though i make the "mistake" of beginning sentences with conjunctions. And I'll keep doing it (did that just annoy you then? Gee, sorry). All in all, here's my advice. If my writing bugs you so much, don't read it. If you want to save some cash, smile and live life a little bit larger on a budget, please drop by any time. If you want perfect English, don't read my blog on this site. And that's all I have to say 'bout that (that one was from Forrest, another moron who made a fortune).
  • You’re Fired! 20 Signs That a Pink Slip is Coming   18 years 48 weeks ago

    As to the first complaint of using "they" as a singular third person pronoun - get over it. That is simply how people speak in American English. As Paul rightly pointed out, "they" is the only simple way around the "he/she" conundrum.

    * It's usually not wrong to end sentences with a preposition...

    That may be true, but the whole "don't end with preposition" rule isn't actually ENGLISH. It's Latin (English is a Germanic language, despite our Latin-derived vocabulary). Please read up on some Steven Pinker and John McWhorter if you have any other questions on these ridiculous, antiquated rules that don't actually apply to our language.

    By the way, how can one use too many pronouns?

    You should never capitalize / bold words (especially at the beginning & end); use context clues to give weight to what's critical.

    You just made that rule up. That is simply our way of formatting - it is related to QuikScan abilities - highlighting crucial information so that someone can skim and article and take away the same message that THEY would have had THEY read the entire thing in detail.

    As to how those of us with lousy "grammar" (grammar is in quotes there because I think most grammar rules are bunk, having nothing to do with the way we speak), who can't string together a sentence more than six words long, manage to land jobs at copywriters, well my friend, here's an inudstry secret: copywriting involves creating sentences that are only six words long.

  • You’re Fired! 20 Signs That a Pink Slip is Coming   18 years 48 weeks ago

    "copywriter by trade"

    How is it someone with such a poor grasp of basic grammar is able to have a career in this field?!

    (this is not a rhetorical question, I am curious how you managed to land a job that required the formation of sentences greater than six words. I'd much prefer you'd composed a primer on how to land one of these positions you have a penchat for being terminated from.*)

    some friendly advice:

    - You need to learn how to use a colon.
    - You use far too many pronouns.
    - Do not switch from second to first to third to second person.
    - You should never capitalize / bold words (especially at the beginning & end); use context clues to give weight to what's critical.
    * It's usually not wrong to end sentences with a preposition...
    http://www.grammartips.homestead.com/prepositions1.html
    - It usually IS wrong to begin a sentence with a conjunction (a mistake you make in every other paragraph).

    Thank you, I'm sorry, I love you!

  • You’re Fired! 20 Signs That a Pink Slip is Coming   18 years 48 weeks ago

    You're so nice, guest (and brave too, for giving out your real name). I admit, grammatically I could learn a thing or two, but I write for ease of understanding and use common langauge. I end and begin sentences with prepositions. I break all kinds of rules. As a copywriter by trade, I'm allowed to. This is not an English contest, it's a way of getting across information. I think it read better my way than...

    "One has a good idea of whom he or she is,  what he or she does and what position he or she plays within said company."

    By the way, Word thought the grammar on my first sentence was just fine, so take it up with Bill Gates. But as I say...did you like the message, or the delivery?

  • You’re Fired! 20 Signs That a Pink Slip is Coming   18 years 48 weeks ago

    "One has a good idea of what they do, who they are and what position they play in the company." How did you get from singular "One has" to plural "what they do"?

  • Saving money for kids made easy (NOT) by banks   18 years 48 weeks ago

    I have not been eligible to become a credit union until just recently (by virtue of my county of residence). The savings rate, though minimal, are higher at the S&L than the credit union near me but still worth looking into.

  • Saving money for kids made easy (NOT) by banks   18 years 48 weeks ago

    For some reason I wanted to give my kids the brick and mortar approach, show them how to talk to bankers, how to hand over money, receive a deposit confirmation, etc. But now I am wondering if a virtual (or mom-bank) approach would be better and just as good preparation for the future.

  • Saving money for kids made easy (NOT) by banks   18 years 48 weeks ago

    I like the approach of encouraging savers and making it convenient (which was my problem). Oddly, this bank is a small one (tag line: small enough to care), which is trying to cultivate relationships with kids through school programs. And now that you mention it, there was a bank at one of my elementary schools (went to 3 because of busing).

  • Would Paris Hilton in the WWE be the biggest draw ever for search engines?   18 years 48 weeks ago

    That is soooo wrong on so many levels. I thought for a split second that I was seeing Paris with her top off. Then I felt all icky... :P