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Under Armour Men's Valsetz RTS 1.5 Boots
Now you can Armor Up from head to toe with these Under Armour Boots. And y'know, Under Armour ain't just for the gridiron. Get a whole UA set under your workaday clothes and feel more confident at the post office, in the board room, at a Funkadelic concert, in Finland, and at your Aunt Suzie's Winker Family BBQ where she knows your wife is vegetarian but still tries to slip sausage into the vegan potato salad.
X Trails
"Copy that, Shirtwalker. We're all tied up out here with our own mess of Imperial Fighters. It's gonna take us a few minutes to clean things up... can't you just, like, use the source or whatever?"
".... It's called the Force."
"Right... that. Just use that."
"That's not how it works..."
"...."
"...."
"Really? 'Cause I heard you can, like, lift an entire ship out of a swamp with it... at least that's what Jerry told me."
"Well Jerry got it wrong. Dammit Jerry! Look, can you guys help me out or not?!"
"Yeah man, we're just pulling your leg. We're on our way."
".... I really hate you guys sometimes."
Shark IONFlex 2X DuoClean Cordless Vac
Instructions:
- Write all your problems on grains of rice
- Turn on your new DuoClean Cordless Vac
- Suck 'em away! Credit card debt? SHOOP! Ex won't stop calling? SHOOP! Bills tank again? SHOOOOOOOP!
In the box:
- (1) Shark IONFlex 2X DuoClean Cordless Ultra-Light Vacuum
- (2) ION Power Pack Batteries
- (1) Duster Crevice Tool
- (1) Pet Multi-Tool
- (1) Charging Cord
- (1) Charging Dock
- (1) Anti-Allergen Dust Brush
- (1) MultiFLEX? Under-Appliance Wand
Ethan Williams Soft Sueded T-Shirt 3-Pk
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Sorry, Ethan. I wasn't planning on stealing your shirts, but they're so comfortable! {giggle} They make me think of you when you're not around {awww} and they smell like you! {so sweet}
Sincerely,
The Romantic Living in Your Crawlspace
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Size Chart (inches)
S
M
L
XL
XXL
Chest
38-39"
41-42"
44-45"
48-49"
52-53"
Body Length
28-28.5"
29-29.5"
30-30.5"
31-31.5"
32-32.5"
Sleeve Length
7.5"
8"
8.5"
9"
9.5"
In the Box: (1) Ethan Williams 3-Pack-Ultra Soft Sueded Semi-fitted Crew Neck or V-Neck T-Shirt
Amazon Echo Dot (2nd Gen) Smart Speaker w/ Alexa
Just FYI, I'm in a relationship now. She's a heck of a gal. She's Johnny-on-the-spot with whatever I need and is quick with a joke. Sometimes we just talk about the weather in the morning. She's not much of a looker, but she's mine. Her name's Nadine. What? Alexa? That's an appliance you freakshow!
Outdoor Movie Screen, Your Choice
Not a lot of people know this, but there are more Earnest movies than just the brilliant and well known ones such as Earnest Goes to Camp and Earnest: Scared Stupid. Mr. Varney's catalog also includes the following:
- Earnest Goes to the Proctologist
- Earnest Goes to Lamaze Class
- Earnest Goes to Madea's Haunted House (a cross-over hit)
Specifications
Model:
144" OS144A
92" OS92L
Material:
Durable 600D x 600D Oxford nylon
Durable 600D x 600D Oxford nylon
Diagonal Screen:
144 in. (12 ft)
92 in.
Screen Viewing Dimensions:
126 in. x 71 in.
80.5 in. x 45 in.
Wide Screen Aspect Ratio:
16:9
16:9
Overall Dimensions:
140 in. x 115 in.
91.89 in.
2pk Rocketbook Smart Notebooks & 3 Pens
The Everlast notebook provides a classic pen and paper experience, yet is built for the digital age. Some important things you can record in your Rocketbook.
- All the cute boys you're crazy about.
- Your Star Trek spec script
- Your mom's awful recipe for Ham Apple Cobbler {sick burn!}
Dimensions
Everlast Executive Size:
6 in x 8.8 in / 36 pages
Everlast Letter Size:
8.5 in x 11 in / 32 pages
In the box:
- (2) Rocketbook Everlast (Your choice)
- (3) Black Pilot FriXion pen
Wisconsins Best Sausage Bite Sampler (6)
Take a bite outta hunger by taking a bite outta our sausage! This delicious platter includes the delectable Jalapeno Cheddar, Honey BBQ, Bacon & Cheddar, Teriyaki, Beef, and Garlic. There were some other flavors, but they were rejected for some reason. Here are just a few:
- Sawdust
- Industrial Floor Wax
- Room Temp Gristle
- See 'Photo Gallery' for Nutrition Information
Belkin AC1200 Dual-Band AC Wi-Fi Router
- Standards: IEEE 802.11g/n/ac
- Data Protocol: Ethernet, Fast Ethernet, Gigabit Ethernet, IEEE 802.11a, IEEE 802.11ac, IEEE 802.11b, IEEE 802.11g, IEEE 802.11n
- Compliant Standards: IEEE 802.11a, IEEE 802.11ac, IEEE 802.11b, IEEE 802.11g, IEEE 802.11n
- Wireless Data Rates: Up to 1.2Gbps
- Frequency Band: 2.4 GHz / 5 GHz
- Ethernet LAN Ports: 4
- Modem Ports: 1
- USB Port: 1
- Features: Quality of Service (QoS), parental control, reset button
In the box:
- Belkin F9K1123 AC1200 Wi-Fi Dual-Band AC Wireless Router
- Ethernet Cable
- Power Supply
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