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Seven Barrels Balsamic Vinegar 12oz

Things that are more fun than a barrel of monkeys: 

* A bucket of bears 
* A waiting room of walruses 
* A minivan of moose 
* A crate of crawfish 

  • Package Size: 12 oz.

The Surprise

Pika-PikaaaAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! {deep breath} AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Klipsch RP-160M Bookshelf Speaker (Pair)

  • Step 1: Listen to a bunch of audio books.
  • Step 2: Line your bookshelves with these speakers and a bunch of impossible to read tomes like Joyce's "Ulysses".
  • Step 3: Impress your friends with the statement, "I read most of the books on that shelf!"

Specs:

Winix C535 True HEPA Air Cleaner

HEPA is one of those things like antioxidants. No one is sure what it means but it seems like a good idea.  We put our crack researchers to work finding out what HEPA really means and these are what they dug up:

  • High Energy Pooping Air
  • Huffing Eternal Pseudohypoparathyroidism Antidisestablishmentarianism
  • Hell, Even Paul Approves

Details:

Filter Type:

  • 1True HEPA Filters included.   Efficiency of 99.97% down to 0.3 micron
  • 4 Activated Carbon Pre-Filters for Odor Control

Filter Life:

  • True HEPA: on average 12 months
  • Carbon Filter: on average 3 months

Certifications:

  • UL/CUL Listed: Yes
  • CARB Compliant: Yes
  • Energy Star Qualified: Yes
  • AHAM Verified: Yes

Specifications:

Dyson V6 Animal Cordless Vacuum

This package contains... ugh, sorry, can't get that 5lb dust mite outta my my mind. {shudder} 

Specifications - V6 Animal Stick Vacuum

Product Dimensions:
9.8 x 47.5 x 8.2 inches

Product Weight:
5 lbs

Suction Power Max:
100AW

Run Time:
20 Minutes

Charge Time:
3.5 Hours
 

In the Box:

  • (1) Dyson 210692-02 V6 Animal Stick Vacuum
  • (1) Tangle Free Turbine Tool
  • (1) Docking Station
  • (1) Combination Tool

Lenovo M73 Intel Dual-Core Tiny Desktops

Specifications:

Processor:
Intel Pentium G3220T 2.6GHz
3MB Cache

Processor Core:
Dual-Core

Memory:
8GB DDR3 (supports up to 16GB)

Memory Slots:
2

Graphics:
Intel HD Graphics

Video Ports:
DisplayPort, VGA

Hard Drive:
Your Choice:
120GB Solid State Drive
180GB Solid State Drive
240GB Solid State Drive
320GB SATA 5400RPM Hard Drive
500GB SATA 5400RPM Hard Drive

Optical Drive:
No

Sound:
Integrated

Network:
10/100/1000 Gigabit Ethernet

Wireless:
USB Wi-Fi

Bluetooth:
No

VESA Mount:
Optional 100 x 100mm Bracket (not included)

Front I/O Ports:

(2) USB 3.0
(1) Headphone
(1) Microphone

Rear I/O Ports:

(1) DisplayPort
(1) VGA
(3) USB 2.0

Aerogrow AeroGarden Harvest Elite 360

You could have an shoe leather steak and instant mashed potatoes on the plate but if you sprinkle some fresh herbs that you grew yourself over the top... well... it'll still taste bad, but it'll look great on Instagram and isn't that what we're all in it for anyway? 

Product Dimensions
11 x 8 x 15 inches

Item Weight
6.2 pounds

Item model number
901117-1200

In the Box:

  • (1) Aerogrow AeroGarden Harvest Elite 360 - Your choice: Stainless Steel, Copper, Red, Platinum

Fitbit Charge 3

Before Fitbit fitness trackers if you wanted to track your activity throughout the day you had to hire a kid to follow you around with a notepad and make a hash mark every time you took a step. It was extremely inefficient and violated SEVERAL child-labor laws.
Technical Specs

What's Included:

  • Fitbit Charge 3
  • Classic wristbands (both small & large)
  • Charging cable

Sensors & Components:

  • 3-axis accelerometer
  • Optical heart rate monitor
  • Altimeter
  • Vibration motor
  • Relative SpO2 sensor
  • NFC (in special editions only

Display

  • Touchscreen
  • Grayscale OLED

Battery and Power

Fitbit Charge 3 has a battery life up to 7 days. Battery life and charge cycles vary with use, settings, and other factors; actual results will vary.

Apple iPad Pro 9.7" Tablets- Your Choice

The 9.7-inch iPad Pro display uses the same color space as the digital cinema industry.  That simply must include colors that I've never heard of.  I would like to pitch a few that are as of yet unnamed:

  • Pantstone - The color spectrum of faded chinos.
  • Spinky - The color of a cherry Pixie Stix dust right when it hits moisture.
  • Spurtple - The weird no-color of the interior of a blueberry when you squish it open. Gross.

Specifications:

Display:
9.7" LED-backlit Multi-Touch with IPS Technology
Fingerprint-Resistant Oleophobic Coating
Retina display
True tone display
Wide color display