What was that? {silence} That's what I thought, nerd TV, that's what I thought... Don't tell Mom.
Design
Type
360? Design
Screen Type
Flat Panel
Backlighting
Edge-lit LED
Design
Slim Edge
Bezel Width
3 Bezel-less
Slim Type
Semi Edge Slim
Color
Dark Titan
Stand Type (Color)
Branch
4K Ultra HD Connected
Yes
Style
Flat
TV Type
QLED
Video
Screen Size
48.5" / 54.5" / 64.5" / 74.5" / 81.5" Measured Diagonally
Resolution
3,840 ?
Please wear pants. We're begging you.
Then bottle the light! Then take four 2X4s, eight 3-penny nails, a 4x8 sheet of 3/4 plywood, A No. 12 exterior paint brush and black paint and make yourself a lemonade-style stand for with which to sell the aforementioned bottled light and{---THIS WRITE UP HAS BEEN CANCELLED DUE TO SILLINESS--}
Dyson V6 Trigger Handheld Vacuum:
Specifications
Dimensions:
3.9 x 3.9 x 3.9 inches
Weight:
3.5 lbs
In the Box:
"MEANWHILE, AT THE DASTARDLY CENTER OF BADNESS, THE OPTIPLEX..."
Specifications:
Processor:
Intel Core i5-3470 3.2GHz (Turbo up to 3.6GHz)
6MB Cache
Processor Core:
Quad-Core
Memory:
Your Choice:
8GB or 16GB DDR3 1600MHz
Max Memory:
16GB
Graphics:
Intel HD Graphics 2500
Video Ports:
VGA, DisplayPort
Hard Drive:
Your Choice:
120GB or 240GB solid state drive
Optical Drive:
DVD-ROM
Sound:
Integrated
Network:
10/100/1000 Gigabit Ethernet
Wireless:
No
I/O Ports:
(2) DisplayPort
(1) VGA
(6) USB 2.0
(4) USB 3.0
(1) RJ-45 LAN
(1) Serial
(1) Headphone
(1) Microphone
(1) Audio: Line-in
These sleek iPad Pros will make you look slick. Use one to keep up on current events and talk slick. Download the latest hits from iTunes and listen slick. Get one raindrop on it and curse slick.
Unless one of the heads has really bad breath. Because then it would be constantly breathing in the face of the other head and those two heads would HATE each other so nothing would ever get done.
In the box:
(1) Energetic Lighting Portable Dual Head LED Worklight
But if you buy one of these tees, people will gravitate to you. "What a smart fellow to wear such a humorous garment," they will say, "We should invite them to a fondue party on our 3rd largest yacht!"
THERE, I solved your life with a tee shirt, happy now?
When bees tell other bees where to find the good pollen they do a little dance to impart the information. Try that next time someone asks you for directions see how it works out for you.
ApiEnergy Orange Honey w/Royal Jelly
Storage: Store at room temperature in a cool, dry place
Shelf life: 3 years
Ingredients: Forest honey (97%) and propolis (3%).
Package Size: 10.58 oz.
Nutrition Facts: (typical values per 100g of product)
ApiProtection Forest Blossom Honey w/ Propolis
By Ghostly we mean from this kick-butt Force1 F100 Ghost Drone
By Messages we mean the crystal clear video feed from the 1080P HD Action Camera
By the Great Beyond we mean the sky over gam-gam's rose bushes ("STOP THAT RIGHT NOW, BILLY!") <3
You know who never has back problems? Bats. You know why? Because they're ALWAYS hanging upside down. Be more like a bat (but not like SO much like a bat that you grow big leathery wings... actually that would be pretty cool you should do that).
Height Capacity:
4'8" - 6'6" (142 - 198 cm)
Weight Capacity:
300 lbs (136 kg)
Non-Use Length:
60"
Non-Use Height:
58.5"
In-Use Length:
84"
In-Use Width:
28.8"
In-Use Height:
86"
Assembled Weight:
58.6 lbs.
In the box:
(1) Teeter EP-560 Ltd. Inversion Table (NEW) includes:
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