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Lenovo ThinkCentre M73z 20" Intel i5 500GB Desktop

It's a hard decision to go tiny. Hey, we understand. There's something so classical about having a computer that takes up an entire room. There's something beautiful about owning a computer that requires a desk all to itself. Imagine how cool you'd feel inviting a friend over and showing them your sleeping cot, because you don't have room for a mattress in your house because there's a computer in the way! Wouldn't that be great?

Specifications:

Processor:
Intel Core i5-4570s (2.9GHz)

Processor Core:
Quad-Core

Screen Size:
20"

Aspect Ratio:
16:9

Resolution:
1600 x 900

Display Type:
HD+ Widescreen LED-backlit

Graphics:
Integrated 2013 Intel HD

Memory:
6GB DDR3-1600MHz, up to 16GB

Men's Sherpa Lined Fleece Zip-Up Hoodie

...ok, not really, but we just wanted to send a shout out to Tenzig. He doesn't get enough credit!!!!!

Size
Customer Chest Size
Length
Arm Length

Small
36-38"
26"
33"

Medium
38-40"
27"
33"

Large
40-42"
28"
34"

X-Large
42-44"
28.5"
35"

2X-Large
44-46"
29"
36"

3X-Large
46-48"
28.5"
36"

4X-Large
48-50"
29"
36.5"

In the Box:

  • (1) Men's Sherpa Fleece Lined Hoodie - Your choice style (Model 1, 2, or 3)

His and Her Diamondback Bikes

Put the pedal to the metal. I mean not literally. If the pedals are hitting something metal when you ride a bike it was probably assembled poorly. 

Surfin' on a Rainbow

Woah, the trails, man. The beautiful trails of sunlight on water! ...Can someone grab me a water? And a pacifier?

Apple 13" Intel i5 128GB MacBook Pro (Mid-2017)

All that training, all the sacrifice, all the practices from dawn to dusk, and finally your MacBook has been called up to the Pros!!!! Hooray! Now you can look forward to your MacBook signing lucrative endorsement deals, being hounded by the paparazzi, and ultimately you being left for a younger, more attractive User...

Specifications:

Processor:
Intel Core i5-7360U 2.3GHz (Turbo up to 3.6GHz)

5-Piece Royal Air-Tight Food Storage Container Set

Back here, we have the Pasta Dance Container, which is where you boogie. Then over here we have the VIP Cookie Jar. And finally, this is the Ultra Champagne Cereal Room.  Man, no one gets in there...

Dimensions:

1 tall = 5.2x3.8x12.2
1 medium= 5.2x3.8x9.2
2 short= 5.2x3.8x6.2
1 mini= 5.2x3.8x3.1 

In the box:

5-Piece Royal Air-Tight Food Storage Container Set

  • (1) Tall Container (2.0 qt/2.3 liters)
  • (1) Medium Container (1.5 qt./ 1.7 liters),
  • (2) Small Containers (0.9qt/ 1.0 liter)
  • (1) Mini Container (0.35qt/ 0.38 liter)

 

 

Mr. Beams NetBright Motion-Sensing LED Spotlight

{chomp} Thank you Mr. Spork {achoo} Thank you Mr. Kleenex. {slams head} Ugh, no thanks to you Mr. Low Overhead Clearance!

Specifications

Dimensions:
10.7"L x 3.6"W x 3.9"H

Batteries:
4 D-Cell batteries (not included)

Material:
Plastic

In the box:

  • (1) Mr. Beams MBN3000 NetBright Motion-Sensing LED Dual-Head Spotlight
  • Installation Hardware
  • Manual

Louisville Vegan Jerky Sampler (10)

No, they vetoed my idea for slug jerky right off the bat... HA! Puns!

  • 8 Month Shelf Life
  • See 'Photo Gallery' for Nutrition Information

Rev-A-Shelf Kitchen Organization

Yup, store all the weird crap you don't use, that juicer, the Egglettes, the pasta maker, the bread maker, the ice cream maker... you get the idea...

In the Box:

(1) Your Choice: Rev-A-Shelf Kitchen Organization 

Oakley Sunglasses

Do you remember the first time you donned an Oakly? I do, It was the 90's, I was in high school, and I had never seen something more mint in my life. They were like Back to the Future II level futuristic and worked amazing in the sun. I almost tripped over the flannel tied around my waist and fell head-over-Doc-Martens.