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A Double Hammock? What CAN'T science do?

We're in a magical time. The rich can make governments refund them for stadiums they buy using loans they don't need. The even richer can travel in a world you and I never even see! But one thing the rich can't have that we have? A double hammock.

That's right! If you're rich, you literally cannot buy this hammock! It's impossible! The button won't let you push it! Try as you might, the rich, you'll fail each and every time. No matter how many times you click, you'll fail. You'll fail, the rich! Ha ha! Why, to buy a hammock here today AND be rich? You'd have to be the greatest, most skillful rich person ever! You'd be the top dog! The king or queen of the world!

So try all you want, the rich. Only the cool people can push that button today.

1 Down: http://ow.ly/OQUMF
2 Down: http://ow.ly/OQUFN
3 Down: http://ow.ly/OQUx0
4 Down: http://ow.ly/OQUkC

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Kitchen Week Three

35 Across: http://ow.ly/Oq3Uy
128 Down: http://ow.ly/OEgmA

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Wait 30 Minutes

26 Across: http://ow.ly/Oq3jH
28 Across: http://ow.ly/ORsY1

Oh, it's another one of those horrible incredible Crapword puzzles! Head over to our explanatory blog post to learn more about what to do and why you should do it. And be sure to look around the site for clues to unravel Wootdunnit!