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The Rock Temple

Think of this Woot-Off as a lovely grove of fruit trees, except instead of fruit, the trees have shirts on them that you can buy. Ah. Pastoral and poetic, isn't it?

Late spring fades into early summer. The early morning breeze has the scent of laughter and the sunset wind is full of accomplishments. Who wants to waste that kind of day at the store? Buy here right now and spend your weekends doing other stuff.

Outdoorsman Pack

Camping Week

Think of this Woot-Off as a lovely grove of fruit trees, except instead of fruit, the trees have stuff on them that you can buy. Ah. Pastoral and poetic, isn't it?

Late spring fades into early summer. The early morning breeze has the scent of laughter and the sunset wind is full of accomplishments. Who wants to waste that kind of day at the store? Buy here right now and spend your weekends doing other stuff.

Assorted Hot Wheels Star Wars Cars 12-Pk

Think of this Woot-Off as a lovely grove of fruit trees, except instead of fruit, the trees have stuff on them that you can buy. Ah. Pastoral and poetic, isn't it?

Late spring fades into early summer. The early morning breeze has the scent of laughter and the sunset wind is full of accomplishments. Who wants to waste that kind of day at the store? Buy here right now and spend your weekends doing other stuff.

Happy Workshop Week

Hey! Do you like workshops? Do you like forum badges? Do you like folding things and taking photos? THIS MIGHT JUST BE THE GREATEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE!!!

You see, all this week over on Woot Tools & Garden we're celebrating Workshop Week by making a spiffy little papercraft event designed by our very own in-house hero. First, you'll get this background:

 

And then, you'll get the printable item du jour we'll offer each and every day, and combine them both to make the most boring diorama of all time! And that's where you come in, Dear Reader. You've got to make it better.

HP 17.3" Touchscreen Quad-Core Laptops

we really wanted to do this quad-core joke

QUAD-CORE. Eh? Because QUAD-CORE.........give me some sign that you get it and I'll stop.

Diamondback 27.5" Sorrento Mountain Bike

Pedal Pedal Pedal

Diamondback more like Diamondbike am I rite

Here's the options we're facing here today. 1: we can write about how much fun it is to ride bikes or 2: we can go out and ride bikes. And what would you be thinking about us if we choose to write about bikes instead of riding them? We'll tell you what you'd be thinking, you'd be thinking WHAT KIND OF BIKE IS LESS FUN THAN WRITING ABOUT BIKES??? And that's why we're going to cut this writeup short and go out and ride bikes for the rest of the day. Because bikes are more fun. And you'd know that if you bought this one. Instead of just writing excuses about what you're not buying on our forums.

Seriously. Buy a bike. It changes your life.

Astella Patio and Beach Umbrellas - Your Choice

Beach Baby

Somewhere someone is paying a month's salary to sit under an umbrella. That big dummy.

Look, you want to spend a couple day off drinking cocktails and sitting under an umbrella. Maybe you even want a little pop music playing the the background. What you don't want is to pay all your money in tips as you try to navigate between your room and the pool and the bar and back again. You don't support that system. Why can't they pay those people a fair wage like they do in Europe? Or possibly set aside a small percentage of every check in the form of Bitcoin? It's the currency of the future, you know.

This is a real issue in the modern vacation industry. And that's why we recommend you just bypass the whole thing and buy an umbrella and sit on your patio drinking a full bottle of gin until you pass out. Because, really, what's more relaxing than sleep?

 

High Sierra Framepacks (Your Choice)

Oh, no! That thing we had sold out! So out of our desperate attempt to be rich love for giving you options, we've added a bonus sale for today. Consider it a gift to us from your wallet to all of you who were hoping for something like this. This is your chance to help us look good to our bosses get a little something for yourself, okay? Thank you You're welcome.

Happy Mother's Day!

Now that Mother’s Day has officially snuck up on us arrived, we thought we’d just leave this set of free printable Mother’s Day cards here for you.

If you didn’t take advantage of all the great Mother’s Day deals we sold here a few weeks ago, don’t worry! There’s always cool stuff on Woot that your mom will love. It won’t ship to her in time for Mother’s Day, but in the meantime you can print out one of these cards to trick her into thinking that you remembered Mother's Day give to her instead.

Fiesta 11-Piece Multi-Color Cutlery Block Set

THE FACTS OF KNIFE

Everybody sing! I SAID EVERYBODY!

You take the handle, then the blade
You take them both and there you have 
The facts of knife, the facts of knife

Color coded red to blue 
So you know which knife to use
The facts of knife, the facts of knife 

When the whole kitchen seems 
More confusing than your dreams 
And suddenly you're finding out 
the facts of knife are all about hue, hue 

Color helps you get 'em right 
When you're learning the facts of knife
Learning the facts of knife
Learning the facts of knife