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Teeter Hang Ups 700ia Inversion Table
It’s a stretch
Sure, you can do awesome upside down stretches, but the Teeter Hang Ups Inversion Table is so much more. SO DON”T JUDGE. Sorry, Your Honor.
- hang paintings upside down
- achieve best mohawk results
- put two skulls on your feet and scare children
- say “I’m Batman” to no one
- pretend it’s an extreme therapy session
- practice flipping yourself upright and saying “welcome, Mr. Bond”
- let the blood rush to your head then write the great American novel before you puke
Pyrex 18-Piece Storage Set Color Lids
Routine Is Best
Always have some leftovers around. One never knows when you might have to have a backup dinner.
We've all been there. First thing in the morning, maybe. Or late at night, after a hard day of work. You want nothing more than to sit down and chill. Possibly at lunch, on an unexpected phone call. Whenever it comes, it slices through you like a cold wind. The most dreaded question of all.
"Darling... what should we eat for dinner?"
Tastings
Join us for the latest episode of "Tastings" with our special guest, random Woot! employee.
Claritin True HEPA Perm Filter Tower Purifier- 2 Colors
AIR EXPERT
Just how pure is the air from a Claritin Purifier? We asked Dr. Jandus Stevia-Crystal, an Air Expert we found on the internet.
You're an air expert?
JANDUS: Yes.
What kind of air experience do you have?
JANDUS: I breathe a lot of it.
So what makes the Claritin a superior air purifier?
JANDUS: Snakes.
Excuse me?
JANDUS: After Claritin develops their latest prototype, they ask an unbiased panel of snakes whether the air smells better.
What.
JANDUS: Rest assured, the snakes are judiciously interviewed and undergo a careful screening process before they are admitted to the panel.
Where did you hear this?
JANDUS: I saw it. With my own three eyes.
Three?
Onkyo On-Ear Headphones with Control Talk
On The Ear
Do you REALLY want that person next to you judging the crap on your iPod?
Music is personal. Very personal. One man's hip hopera is another man's electro-fugue. But we all have those days when we really just need to get hyped with Phil Collins or the solo album from Asia's guitarist. And on those days, naturally, we'll wind up sitting next to some vinyl collector in a KEXP t-shirt who's just dying to look down their nose at corporate radio. Just DYING.
So use headphones. And not the crappy in-ear kind that nobody likes and barely work anyway. Get a set of over-ear Onkyos that'll keep your good music sounding good and your terrible music heard only by you.
The Hunt for Woot-Squatch! Day 5
The hunt for Woot-Squatch continues....
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