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Woot celebrates 420!
What’s it all about? Probably exactly what you’re thinking.
HP ENVY 17" Full-HD Core i7 Touch Laptop
Nothing Personal Portland
It's like paper but it's cool.
Oh, don't make that face, you paper-loving luddite. Yes, there will always be room for lovely hand-bound notebooks and pens, but guess what? Back when notebooks and pens came out, there were people just like you saying "Oh, technology will never replace cave walls and dabs of red mud." And how many people are left still making deer shapes on stone walls? That's right. Just a few "folk art" types in Portland.
And so what if this laptop replaces the old fashioned pen and paper? How often were you sitting down to hand-write a note to the milk man, anyway? How many times did you write a sonnet, or a short one act play, or a story about the human condition? Because nine times out of ten, what you did was doodle a bunch of dirty pictures and scribble out NEED MIKL THURS only to leave that note on the table anyway.
Black Mountain Resistance Bands & Stability Ball Bundle
Resist! RESIST! RESIIIIIIIIST!
What has made this world stronger? Resistance! America was founded by people who resisted the crown. The Magna Carta was founded by people who resisted the crown. India, Pakistan, Australia, all resisted and all got better for it. So here's what we think is the plan:
STEP ONE: Buy this Black Mountain Bundle.
STEP TWO: Paint a crown on it.
STEP THREE: Use resistance to make yourself stronger.
STEP FOUR: Try to avoid being taken over by a band of corrupt politicians.
And that's it! You'll have huge muscles in no time! But don't worry if you can't follow all four steps immediately. Most countries have traditionally had a whooooole lot of trouble with Step Four.
Coleman 3PC Hardside Spinner Luggage Set
Quiz
Coleman Durango: serious character actor popular in the 1970s or a 3 piece luggage set?
WHICH IS CORRECT?
A) Coleman Durango's first role was 1972s "Hardside", a film about police corruption in a Chicago airport.
B) Coleman Durango Hardside Luggage is designed to roll through any airport with ease.
ANSWER: B
C) Coleman Durango won an Academy Award for his appearance in "The Three-Piece Set", which followed suit-wearing men-about-town and their attempts to close the most illusive deals.
D) Coleman Durango 3-Piece Luggage Set can be used together or apart, for long trips or weekend getaways.
ANSWER: D
E) Coleman Durango was married six times, once to superstar chef Julia Child!
F) Coleman Durango Luggage is only married to the job. The job of helping you travel.
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