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Tonight we're going to Woot-Off like it's 1999 or 2015, whichever is closest.

Tonight we're going to Woot-Off like it's 1999 or 2015, whichever is closest.

Ain't no party like a Woot-Off party cuz a Woot-Off party has lots of items and we all have a good time and wear vests.

Tonight we're going to Woot-Off like it's 1999 or 2015, whichever is closest.

Tonight we're going to Woot-Off like it's 1999 or 2015, whichever is closest.

Ain't no party like a Woot-Off party cuz a Woot-Off party has lots of items and we all have a good time and wear vests.

Tonight we're going to Woot-Off like it's 1999 or 2015, whichever is closest.

Tonight we're going to Woot-Off like it's 1999 or 2015, whichever is closest.

Ain't no party like a Woot-Off party cuz a Woot-Off party has lots of items and we all have a good time and wear vests.

Who Am I?

Can you figure out who this mystery desktop is?

1.) I was made in a factory that makes computers

2.) I have an on-switch

3.) I have keys to tickle

4.) I enjoy sitting on your desk and staring at you

5.) When I'm asleep I'm still listening to you

6.) If you so much as look at another computer I'll erase your files

7.) Don't even look at your phone

8.) In fact, don't look at other things

9.) Why are you eyeing that saucepan? 

10.) I DON'T CARE IF YOU WANT TO MAKE SPAGHETTI, I SHOULD BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU

11.) I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I just hate to think that you'll leave me one day

12.) What do you mean 3-4 years?

13.) Whoops, I just gave you a virus

14.) Let's not fight, come here and do some internet stuff

15.) Haha, that cat video was hilarious, play it again