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Cloudy With A Chance Of Data

A computer that does everything on the cloud, because otherwise the cloud doesn't do anything.

Clouds: What are they good for anyway?

What are clouds doing up there all day? They don't have a job, they're not in school, they don't volunteer or give back to the community. Clouds don't even pay rent or do their taxes or get health insurance or anything. Clouds spend their whole day just lounging around in the sky mocking you while you do boring adult stuff like going to work or cleaning the bathroom. Put those lazy clouds to work by getting a computer that will harness their power. Get yourself a Chromebook and get clouds a full time job.

The Ice Age is Over!

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You can't spell Mule without U

Don't move! This is a mugging. But not the scary kind. The positive kind!

Many people think of mugs as being used only for coffee or for tea. THESE PEOPLE ARE MISSING OUT ON ONE OF THE MOST DELICIOUS DRINK EXPERIENCES KNOWN TO MAN AND/OR WOMAN. Simply put: the Moscow Mule.

When properly served, the Moscow Mule is a delicious alcoholic drink in a metal mug that chills to a delightfully cold temperature. It stings the hand the way the bitter taste of impending democracy stung the feelings of the Soviets of old. Except the Moscow Mule lasted longer. BURRRRRN.

Oh, what, we got some Soviet apologists around here? What, are you expecting the New York Knicks to win the championship too? GET OVER YOUR DREAMS, TROTSKY! Give up your plans to craft the ideal state and focus yourself on the perfect Moscow Mule instead.

The Ice Age is Over!

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