SUCH EXCITMENT!
MUCH FUN!
Also Does Other Things
At last, a computer that comes Google Plus ready right out of the box.
It's pretty clear to all the "savvy" insiders that Google Plus is well-positioned to dominate the social media market any day now! Take note, Facebook! As soon as we get these Chromebooks out there into the world at large there will be NOTHING that can stop the G+ domination! Soon we'll be G-liking our G-comments across all our G-friends G-statuses, and we'll be using our Samsung Chromebooks to make that happen! G-yeah! It's a new G-era!
And you can use the Chromebook to do other webby stuff as well, right out of the box, built-in virus protection, almost no setup, blah blah blah. But let's talk more about Google Plus, shall we? There's just SO MANY wonderful things that people can do there! Share, trade, work, play, make new friends, keep touch with old friends...
Oh, no! That thing we had sold out! So out of our desperate attempt to be rich love for giving you options, we've added a bonus sale for today. Consider it a gift to us from your wallet to all of you who were hoping for something like this. This is your chance to help us look good to our bosses get a little something for yourself, okay? Thank you You're welcome.
SOLAR Q&A
Q: What do you do if your battery is low?
A: GOAL ZERO SHERPA 50 SOLAR RECHARGING KIT
Q: What if you're in the forest?
A: GOAL ZERO SHERPA 50 SOLAR RECHARGING KIT
Q: What if there's a huge bear?
A: RUN AWAY AND THEN GOAL ZERO SHERPA 50 SOLAR RECHARGING KIT
Q: What if the bear's battery is low?
A: RUN BACK AND GOAL ZERO SHERPA 50 SOLAR RECHARGING KIT THEN RUN AWAY AGAIN
Q: What if you can't access the sun?
A: GOAL ZER--LIKE WHAT DO YOU MEAN
Q: Like what if the sun dies tomorrow?
A: THE SUN WON'T DIE TOMORROW
Q: Or what if I'm in a bunker 200 miles underground?
A: WHAT ARE YOU DOING 200 MILES UNDERGROUND
Q: I don't know......bored? It's Sunday? Zombies?
A: HOW WILL YOU DIG A BUNKER 200 MILES UNDERGROUND
PullBait
Five misconceptions about Pull-Down Sprayer faucets you might already believe!
5. Misconception:
Faucets were bred to fight bears for sport in the seventeenth century.
Truth:
While bears and faucets may have limited interactions in the wild, bears and modern domestic faucets have no inherent animosity.
4. Misconception:
Pull-Down faucets were present in the Garden of Eden and contributed to the fall of man.
Truth:
There is no evidence in any ancient scripture that the serpent of Eden was made of either polished chrome or satin nickel.
3. Misconception:
Kingston Brass Single Handle Sprayer Faucets were responsible for the much-publicized 2005 break-up of Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston.
The Cyber Wars Begin.......
......in a few months.
Hydrate your piranha
Signs your piranha is dehydrated:
- constantly points at your glass of water
- doesn't feel like eating the whole cow
- deliriously starts singing Let It Go
- reorganizes your CD collection by album title, not artist
- messes up the words to the national anthem
- was out drinking all night with the Sigma Nus
- wears too much eyeshadow
- forgot to pick up your kids after practice
- uses provolone on your cheesesteak instead of whiz
- dead
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