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This is not the kind of band that you were in back in high school. This one actually has a future.

We're not going to say that Soleus Go! is a good name. Oh, man. It sounds very much like the kind of band you would have made in 11th Grade when you just figured anyone holding a guitar and using a drum machine automatically became a billionaire. And, just like when you moved to 12th Grade, it's a name you'll easily forget. What you WON'T forget is how this fitness band will help you keep track of all the numbers that make your life, well, better.

Steps? Counted. Calories burned? Counter. How well you sleep? Counted. Caller ID? Counte- wait, what? And text message notifications too?

Happy Friday The 13th

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Too Much Monkey Business

St. Valentine was under house arrest facing execution when he made his first Valentine note! See? Being alone and grumpy on Valentine's Day IS in fact traditional!

They say: go out and find a Valentine. They say: spend money at a place where you should have reserved your table last year! They say: get out there and consume to help the power elite remain profitable! We say: kinda the same thing, but we let you consume while sitting alone in your underwear eating pizza. So we win!

Become One With the Earthmotherboard

St. Valentine was under house arrest facing execution when he made his first Valentine note! See? Being alone and grumpy on Valentine's Day IS in fact traditional!

They say: go out and find a Valentine. They say: spend money at a place where you should have reserved your table last year! They say: get out there and consume to help the power elite remain profitable! We say: kinda the same thing, but we let you consume while sitting alone in your underwear eating pizza. So we win!