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Vitamix Professional Series 500 Blender
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Oh, no! That thing we had sold out! So out of our desperate attempt to be rich love for giving you options, we've added a bonus sale for today. Consider it a gift to us from your wallet to all of you who were hoping for something like this. This is your chance to help us look good to our bosses get a little something for yourself, okay? Thank you You're welcome.
One one side, we've got the VitaMix Professional Blender. On the other, we've got a first year line cook. Let's compare the two and see who wins, shall me?
VITAMIX: Has three pre-programmed settings.
LINE COOK: Has three fingers of whiskey before work.
VITAMIX: Has Variable Speed Dial and Pulse features.
LINE COOK: Has like sixty tattoos.
VITAMIX: Blades move up to 240 mph.
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