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Dyson AM04 Hot+Cool
Handy Fan
No spinning blades means your hands will be safe and clean! Unlike hands that touch the following items:
- Santa made of frozen motor oil
- gingerbread bear trap
- cheaply-made fruitcake
- reindeer poop
- out-of-date Easter egg
- the sticky side of used wrapping bows
- scalding hot egg nog
- ice cold egg nog
- ice cold spiked egg nog
- egg nog with spikes in it
- the part of the tree where the cat hides
- rusted metal reindeer from 1953
HP Pavilion 15.6" Intel Quad-Core Laptop
Happy Holidays Everybody
Twas the night before- aw, that'll take too long to write.
It's the day before Christmas, and we're gonna be real.
We want to go home, but we still need a deal!
Before we can vacate and wrap all our gifts,
We've got to complete all of our work shifts.
Meanwhile you, in your cap, and you, in your kerchief,
Are eagerly waiting to see what rhymes with kerchief.
So let us make a deal, on this pre-Christmas day.
If anyone asks, you're just gonna say:
"That Woot deals today? It was just outta sight!"
Then tweet "#wootteamneedsraises" all through the night.
And then you'll have this notebook to get you online,
And we'll all be at home to enjoy Christmastime.
(PS: Merry Christmas to all, we love you, kisses)
Yukon Outfitters 58-Piece Survival Kit
Prepare For Tomorrow
You've gotta survive. AT ALL COSTS. It's just that this particular cost is a bit lower than others.
The truth is... surviving is EXPENSIVE! And how can you survive then if you spend everything before you need to survive? Shhh. Shhhhh. Don't think too hard. Just stock up on this 58 Piece Survival Kit and maybe get some other survival stuff too.
And then, after the impending societal collapse when we all turn into undead unicorn fungi or whatever it is we're afraid of this month, YOU will be the one ready to be our king or queen. Hail, you! The customer with foresight! Lead us!
That's what we'll all have to yell every time we see you pass. Assuming, of course, you've got a survival pack.
Eggnog
Jacques Saccquarine returns!
Footage courtesy of the Prelinger Archives
https://archive.org/details/prelinger
From the Jacques Saccquarine album YUUUÜUUUL
http://www.woot.com/4bi.r
HP 15.6" Touchscreen Quad-Core Laptop
Greater than a five-ton stone deity
Hail stranger! Me Mok. Mok fall into glacier long ago. Unfroze, now bring you great deals at Woot!
Which why today Mok thrilled to bring you the HP Pavillion 15.6" Touchscreen Quad-Core Laptop.
HP Pavillion Touchscreen is light! Much lighter than five-ton granite obelisk Mok convinced controls rise and set of sun!
It 15.6” HD LED-backlit touchscreen display such realistic resolution, Mok spear first one he saw with cave bear wallpaper. Whew. Close one, Mok.
1TB hard drive store many video, rich media and photo of elk. Much elk! Why you like elk so much, Mok? LOL.
SuperMulti DVD±RW drive good for store cured fish – great for hominid-on-the-go!
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