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Tower Adventurer Inflatable SUP Bundle
Don't Paddle Bored
Hey, we've all been there. Are you talking about inflatable paddle boards? Oh, can we start talking about them then?
How many times has this happened to you: You're in a group of people going to the bank to deposit checks when one of them suggests you all go paddle boarding but you're the only one who didn't bring a paddle board because it doesn't fit on your scooter, so you're all "Naw, Steve, paddle boarding is paddle boring" because even though you desperately want to go paddle boarding you don't want the adventure to go on without you but no one laughs at your joke because they've already driven to the river canyon 300 miles away and you've been standing by yourself trying to think of a response for 2 hours.
Correct! This has happened to you 9 times.
"Getting Involved" Bach 2 School
At Woot, we remember what it's like to be a baroque college student.
At Woot, we remember what it's like to be a baroque college student. Rats. Just ... so many rats
There Can Be Only Pun: Cryptid Composers
You guys. Bach puns are hilarious. We even made a shirt about it. And that inspired us to come up with other composer puns like the examples below.
THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Cryptid Composers
We're looking for mash-ups of composers and creatures that DO NOT EXIST, despite what your blurry, obviously 'shopped photos suggest. The ones to beat:
- Franz Shubertcabra
- Antonio Saliyeti
- Claude Succubussey
Now let's see what you got in the comments. Faves from this week next week as always. Speaking of which ...
The best from last time (The Tasty Dance)
Rembrandt Intense Stain Dissolving Strips
Give Me Wubwubwuberty Or Give Me Death
A stain? That doesn't have to be the way it is, baby.
DUBSTEP IS A STAIN ON SOCIETY LIKE YELLOWY STUFF IS A STAIN ON ONE'S TOOTH! That's what you say from your pontificating couch. And you mean it! So prove it! Take the steps you must take to be rid of those ugly tooth stains.
If you want to convince the wayward youth-ish types to follow you back to Zep and Jimi, you've got to be cuter than the electro-weenies who lead them astray! You've got to have perfect and lovely teeth, and you can only get those perfect teeth by stripping away all the stains! Literally! By using some of these Rembrandt Stain Removal Strips.
Otherwise, you might as well give in and wait for the drop. The drop of your principles, that is.
"Fraternizing" Bach 2 School
At Woot, we remember what it's like to be a baroque college student.
At Woot, we remember what it's like to be a baroque college student. Rats. Just ... so many rats.
"Staying Clean" Bach 2 School
At Woot, we remember what it's like to be a baroque college student.
The Debunker: How Often Did Lassie Have to Rescue Timmy from a Well?
Dog lovers: could there be a better month than August to salute our canine companions? After all, August 10 is the day poor Rin Tin Tin died, and it’s the day Snoopy celebrates his birthday, in a 1968 Peanuts strip. Two weeks later, on August 26, it’s National Dog Day, according to the Animal Miracle Foundation & Network. To celebrate the dog days of summer, we’ve unleashed Jeopardy!’s Ken Jennings, who will correct some of man’s worst misconceptions about man’s best friend.
The Debunker: How Often Did Lassie Have to Rescue Timmy from a Well?
Music Monday: The Final Beach Songs
Happy Music Monday! We’re sad to say that summer’s pretty much come to a close. It was grand, wasn’t it? We’ll always remember those special times. However, there’s still a BIT more time for one last beach run. So hurry up! Make the most of it! And maybe use some of these songs as inspiration.
Martha & The Muffins - Echo Beach
The beach is somewhere nobody forces you to visit (usually) so it’s got those special childhood memories attached to it. Unlike, say, your desk at the office. Sigh.
See you after the jump!
The Debunker: Can Dogs See Colors?
Dog lovers: could there be a better month than August to salute our canine companions? After all, August 10 is the day poor Rin Tin Tin died, and it’s the day Snoopy celebrates his birthday, in a 1968 Peanuts strip. Two weeks later, on August 26, it’s National Dog Day, according to the Animal Miracle Foundation & Network. To celebrate the dog days of summer, we’ve unleashed Jeopardy!’s Ken Jennings, who will correct some of man’s worst misconceptions about man’s best friend.
The Debunker: Can Dogs See Colors?
Music Monday: Fire Songs
Happy Music Monday! It’s too hot out and Scott’s on vacation anyway. So this week we’re gonna burn the place down with songs about fire. Easy to understand, easy to assemble, easy to enjoy. See you next week!
Harry Nilsson - Jump Into The Fire
A perfect tropical party sound. Probably they’ll play this in the hotel where Scott’s staying. Maybe by the pool.
More comin’ up after the jump.
Crazy World Of Arthur Brown - Fire
A classic of weirdness! You’ll hear this on many many jukeboxes, maybe even at one of the bars where Scott’s spending time since he doesn’t have work in the morning. He’s on vacation, you know.
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