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There Can Be Only Pun: The Tasty Dance
Apparently we're super hungry because we're doing food again! Take a lookie-loo at the examples below and post your best puns in the comments.
THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: The Tasty Dance
We're looking for food and dance combos this week. For example:
- Waltzdorf Salad
- Lamb Skank
- Ballet Mignon
Your turn! As always, we'll post our faves next week.
The best from last time (Seasoned Cinema)
- Cinnamon Kane (ckyvick)
- Fennel Destination (techdog)
- Kill Dill (pepsiwine)
Runners-up because I CAN'T POSSIBLY JUST PICK THREE: Sage Anything (Peabody51), Cumin to America (barkwoot), and Dances with Cloves (mikeburton).
Kyocera 6-Piece Ceramic Knife Set
The Allegory Of The Ceramic Knives
At last, you can cut your food without fatigue! Also maybe consider not making six dinners a day.
To be human is to be a mysterious creature; we live, we laugh, we love, we contradict ourselves endlessly. And still, we find a way to hold two opposing truths in our minds simultaneously, joining them as one. We work to earn enough so that we can afford to not work! We drive to place to be alone and build a hotel there so everyone can join us! How do we do it? THE POWER OF THE MIND!
Dyson DC41 All Floors Vacuum - 3 Colors
Sadly True
41. The most awkward age.
You think 13 is awkward? HA! Try 41! At least at 13 you still know all the cool slang and can be tried as a minor for most of your mistakes. But when you're 41? For all you know the word "Dyson" means "coolest thing ever" and the words "All Floors" refers to some new social app that people use to get dates!
Heard about a new band playing a new style of music, 41? Really? TOO BAD, IT WAS OUTDATED SIX MONTHS BEFORE. Noticed your old fashions coming back into style? WHOOPS THEY WERE ONLY WEARING THEM IRONICALLY. An 18 year old walking with a Dyson might be making some sort of artistic statement on the dirt in the world today. But at 41? At 41 everyone will just assume your wife kicked you out.
Kershaw Tiger Striped Tanto Blur Knife
Knife To See You
A good knife is an important part of being a human being. Why, what other tool does so much?
With a lovely knife (such as a Kershaw Blur Tanto Knife) you'll be able to do so many, many, many wonderful things. Do you need specifics? OKAY FINE THEN HERE THEY ARE
THIS KNIFE CAN BE USED FOR STYLE
Imagine you're on your back porch, leaning on a motorcycle, wearing a leather jacket and sunglasses. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a big-time Hollywood director steps from the bushes. He's looking for his golf ball! But he's discovered you. Only... you simply don't look dangerous enough. He sighs. He leaves. You're all alone without even an autographed golf ball to your name. But with a Kershaw Blur Tanto Knife? Hey! You've landed yourself a bit part!
THIS KNIFE CAN BE USED FOR COMMUNICATION
Hi-Tec Men's Berkeley Trail Runners
Run Run Run
Life is full of metaphors about cliffs. Make sure you've got the proper shoes before you start reading them.
If you're successful, you've climbed the mountain. If you're doing something risky, you're out on the edge of a cliff. You'll scale the highest heights, you'll get a foothold, you'll pull yourself up to the top or relax once you're at the peak of your career. It should be pretty obvious that to get anywhere in life, you've just got to be brave enough to do a little running outdoors.
So make sure you have a nice trail running shoe (such as this one) to keep your feet comfy and dry as you zip up the beaten path to the top of the hill. And maybe, on the way, talk loudly about all the great investment opportunities that are opening up for you! Because if YOU'RE racing to the top, surely there are others just like you headed that way as well.
HP 14" Dual-Core Chromebooks w/Free 4G
You Know This Will Happen
200 MB of 4G Service a month, for life! That's amazing right now! Although you might not be as impressed 90 years from now.
SPACE DATE: JULY, 2295 (Sol-3 Bureau) Today, with the passing of Bethany Churnsworth, there is only one remaining human still using their Chromebook with free 4G Wireless, 200 MB a month, for life. Ioannes Byron, the cyborg rancher from Australia II, still incorporates a Chromebook into his nine foot tall laser-powered body.
"It's all I need!" said Ioannes Byron, sending the wake-up signal to his orbital death platform. "200 MB a month is perfect to check my email when I'm on a trip, or fix my home network in a pinch, or just enjoy a little streaming music for an hour or so! Why would I ever get rid of this Chromebook? I'm happy!"
Zombies Chase Me
The Madness Continues
Refurb Madness has captured our country's youth! Check out youtube.com/wootchannel or visit our website to learn more.
We enjoy a nice, healthy Woot Off. But the kids? They're out there gettin' hopped up on the refurb. Why, just look at all the terrible stuff they're doing on social media! For SHAME!
VIZIO 24" 1080p LED Smart TV with Wi-Fi
The Madness Continues
Refurb Madness has captured our country's youth! Check out youtube.com/wootchannel or visit our website to learn more.
We enjoy a nice, healthy Woot Off. But the kids? They're out there gettin' hopped up on the refurb. Why, just look at all the terrible stuff they're doing on social media! For SHAME!
Toshiba Portable Bluetooth Speaker & Speakerphone
The Madness Continues
Refurb Madness has captured our country's youth! Check out youtube.com/wootchannel or visit our website to learn more.
We enjoy a nice, healthy Woot Off. But the kids? They're out there gettin' hopped up on the refurb. Why, just look at all the terrible stuff they're doing on social media! For SHAME!
Battling R/C Robots 2-Pack
The Madness Continues
Refurb Madness has captured our country's youth! Check out youtube.com/wootchannel or visit our website to learn more.
We enjoy a nice, healthy Woot Off. But the kids? They're out there gettin' hopped up on the refurb. Why, just look at all the terrible stuff they're doing on social media! For SHAME!
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