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Betta Koi Laffestuary
Hey, this thread is BETTA KOI ONLY, okay? If you post in here without a Betta Koi logo, your post will be deleted and you'll lose experience too. But if you're Betta Koi, come on in and learn about your clan...
There's a two-drink minimum at the Laffestuary, but don't worry! Betta Koi get in for free! And that's because all Betta Koi are natural entertainers who prefer the stage to the audience. Not content with hearing applause from the waves in Wootcrap Harbor, Betta Koi have spread far and wide about the city, using their natural talent for prop comedy to amuse, bewitch and charm all those whom they meet. Betta Koi are also natural leaders; the Pied Pipers to whom the city would dance. And yet, each summer, they must return home to spawn and workshop their sitcom pitches. This week-long outdoor event is known as "The Laffestuary Koi'mady Festival" and it's wicked legendary. Reserve your wristband now!
The Hard Clay Burrows Of The Squarryls
Hey, this thread is SQUARRYLS ONLY, okay? If you post in here without a Squarryl logo, your post will be deleted and you'll lose experience too. But if you're a Squarryl, come on in and learn about your clan...
We grant you entrance to the Hard Clay Burrows, kinsperson. This is your home, as one who wears the red. The clan of the Squarryls has held the Clay Sea that borders the land of Wootcrap since before recorded history, and they have no plans to surrender it soon. Squarryls follow the bidding of their ancestors, and every day they attempt to keep the most scared Squarryl promise: all must gather the seed of the plants and hide them deep in the Earth. The difficulty of keeping this promise on the Clay Sea has led most Squarryls to be angry. But the act of keeping the promise has helped all Squarryls to be strong.
Onkyo 2.1CH Bluetooth Speaker System
A Woot Classic Moment
We’re too caught up in the frenzied celebration of our 10th birthday to write about today's product. Check out this refurbi- uh, classic write-up.
The ‘Tooth Shall Set You Handsfree (April 2007):
Curse my dashing, sophisticated continental style. You see, I wouldn’t think of getting behind the wheel of my Alfa Romeo without my full-fingered deerskin driving gloves. But what do I do when my mobile phone rings? It might be my investment advisor calling from Dubai, or my haberdasher letting me know that this week’s new suits are finished. In other words, essential business. But I can’t push the little buttons on my sleek, sexy phone while I’m wearing gloves. And a gentleman always drives with gloves on.
Klipsch S4i Rugged In-Ear Headphones
A Woot Classic Moment
Yes, there was a BoC, but it's gone now. Instead, we're back to being too busy with the frenzied celebration of our 10th birthday to write about today's product. Check out this refurbi- uh, classic write-up.
Sansa Time (April, 2007):
Fiendishly clever, SanDisk. You innocently put out this Sansa e140 Digital Audio Player at a reasonable price, out of the apparent goodness of your heart. A backlit multi-line LCD, 1 GB of storage space, plays MP3s and WMAs along with all the various Plays for Sure purchased download files – heck, you even threw an FM tuner into its compact chassis. Pure benevolence, SanDisk.
But don’t most people want to listen to more than 240 songs? That’s where this happy tale turns sinister.
Klipsch S4i Rugged In-Ear Headphones
A Woot Classic Moment
We’re too caught up in the frenzied celebration of our 10th birthday to write about today's product. Check out this refurbi- uh, classic write-up.
Sansa Time (April, 2007):
Fiendishly clever, SanDisk. You innocently put out this Sansa e140 Digital Audio Player at a reasonable price, out of the apparent goodness of your heart. A backlit multi-line LCD, 1 GB of storage space, plays MP3s and WMAs along with all the various Plays for Sure purchased download files – heck, you even threw an FM tuner into its compact chassis. Pure benevolence, SanDisk.
But don’t most people want to listen to more than 240 songs? That’s where this happy tale turns sinister.
There Can Be Only Pun: Junk Food Video Games
Help me feed my pun addiction! Check out what we're looking for and post your own puns in the comments!
THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Junk Food Video Games
We're looking for video game-junk food mash-ups this week. For example:
- Minekraft Macaroni and Cheese
- S'Moretal Kombat
- Chef Boyardoom
Alright, you're up. Post away! I'll pick my faves for the next post!
We're not doing the best from last week because I haven't done this in a couple weeks. THIS IS A CLEAN SLATE, PEOPLE! REINVENT YOURSELVES!
(Photo by Flickr user Heather Katsoulis, used under a Creative Commons License.)
HP 14" Dual-Core Chromebooks w/Free 4G
A Woot Classic Moment
We’re too caught up in the frenzied celebration of our 10th birthday to write about today's product. Check out this refurbi- uh, classic write-up.
One Monitor, Hold the Tuner (April, 2007):
Hey, Mom. How’s it going? Yeah, I know it’s been a while since I called, but it’s kickball season, you know how it is. And I’ve been spending a lot of time down at the unemployment office. It’s a lot of work not working, heh! So, uh, listen, did you ever hear back from the lab?
Oh, really? Wow, that’s awful, Mom. I’m sorry. Can’t they do that on an outpatient basis now?
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