[Steve's Letter to the Corinthian Leather]
"And yea, for unto the people
Shall be given a receiver
So that it may bequeath unto thine ears the sound
Of White Lion's When the Children Cry
So buy the pooch a playpen! If that's too froofy for your hardcore bulldog, then just call it the Octagon and announce him like a MMA ringmaster announcing the title card fight for the night.
"In this corner, wearing a ladybug collar, weighing in at 45 pounds, give it up for.... MUFFYYYYYYY!"
In the Box:
~OR~
"Back, back, back it up! Back, back, back it up!" And by that we mean "Protect your computer from power outages and surges with this battery back up of this device". Also when we told you that we wanted you to "shake it off" we were referring to any doubts you had about your need for a battery backup system.
Voltage:
90Vac - 140Vac
Frequency:
60Hz ? 3Hz
Plug Type:
NEMA 5-15P
Plug Style:
Right Angle
Cord Length:
6'
VA:
1,300
Watts:
810
On Battery Voltage:
120Vac ? 5%
On Battery Frequency:
60Hz ?
In the Box:
(1) Souvia Sous Vide Immersion Circulator, 1100 Watts
...but that still won't make your presentation on Toe Fungus and Orzo: My Disastrous Trip to Greece any less painful for your family.
Display
Projection System
DLP
Native Resolution
XGA(1024 x 768)
Resolution Support
VGA (640x480) to UXGA (1600x1200)
Brightness (ANSI lumens)
3700
Contrast Ratio (FOFO)
13000:1
Display Color
30 Bits (1,07 billion colors)
Native Aspect Ratio
Native 4:3 (5 aspect ratio selectable)
Light Source
Lamp
Light Source Wattage
260W?
Light Source life*
Normal 2000 hours
ECO 3500 hours
Smart ECO 5000 hours
Here's some great ideas to go with this shirt!
This light camera combo is designed for exterior use, but personally, I'm going to wire mine up in the office fridge to catch whoever keeps eating the leftover egg rolls I brought for lunch. I've been looking forward to those egg rolls ALL day and now all I have for lunch are these soy sauce packets.
Part Number
BB70001B079338W77
Item Weight
4.3 pounds
Product Dimensions
9.2 x 9.3 x 9.9 inches
In the Box:
It's true. These are actually shirts that some dude named Ethan left at the dry cleaners for like 9 months. His weight must actually fluctuate wildly because he has a hella large amount of sizes here.
In the Box: (1) Ethan Williams Men's Cotton Dress Shirt
STEP 1: Bang away at your beautiful new Lenovo ThinkPad for 2 hours. STEP 2: Yell, "We've done it! We hacked the nuke codes!" STEP 3: Yell, "They traced us!" and run out the back of the coffee shop.
To protect all those national secrets in your bag. All your super serious dossiers on super important people... Yes, Ken, I am being sarcastic. We all know you don't carry anything but Capri Suns and Combos in there.
Height
20.0'' (50.8 cm)
Width
15.0'' (38.1 cm)
Depth
9.5'' (24.1 cm)
Volume
2,280 cubic inches (37 lts)
Weight
3.86 lb (1753 gr)
In the Box:
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