"Would you give Marsellis Wallace a foot massage?" HAHHAHA is that how the quote goes? i never saw that movie...
In the Box:
The only way this hard cider could be any better is if instead of bottles you could put it in juice boxes. Throw in some orange slices and it would be like the grown-up version of an after soccer snack. And also without all that unpleasant soccer.
Recommended Equipment:
Two Weeks After Brewday:
Additional Ingredients Needed:
Specifications
In the Box:
More cheeses should be named after people. "What kind of cheese do you want on your sandwich?" "Hmmm... about some Steve. No, wait, do you have Kevin?" It would make ordering sandwiches much more personal and also confusing depending on the names of the people who work at the deli.
Preparing Vella Cheese for Cooking
When you cook with cheese, you typically will slice, shred, grate, or crumble the cheese before using it in your special recipes. Some of our cheeses are soft, like Toma, and other cheeses are very hard, like Golden Bear Dry Jack or Oro Secco. Here are some suggestions for preparing our cheeses:
What's your saving throw vs. not buying this tee shirt? Roll. {rolls 2} HA! By Gygax, now you have to buy it! ...When are the chicken wings getting here, Steve? And did everyone pitch in? I'm looking at you half-orc in the corner with the "Rollin on 20s" tee...
We can't read "Samsung" without hearing Hiss the snake from Disney's "Robin Hood" and also "The Jungle Book." Sssssssamssssung he would whisper as we sink deeper and deeper into his thrall... Trust in meee. Just in meee [SNORE] [Email to Boss: I won't be into work today because i am inside a cartoon snake. Sincerely, Woot Writer.]
Specifications:
Carrier:
Unlocked; Made for Verizon, Compatible with most U.S. GSM and CDMA networks. (SIM Card NOT Included)
Processor:
2.15GHz, 1.6GHz, Quad-Core
Display Resolution:
2560 x 1440 (Quad HD)
Display Size:
5.1" (129.2mm)
Display Technology:
Super AMOLED
Color Depth:
16
Camera:
Front: CMOS 5.0
Rear: Dual Pixel 12.0
Video: UHD 4K (3840 x 2160)@30fps
Internal Storage:
32GB
External Storage:
MicroSD (Up to 256GB)
Network:
2G CDMA: CDMA800, USPCS1900
Like being frozen in that exact perfect moment when you're precisely upside down mid-cartwheel. Or so I assume. The last time I tried a cartwheel I landed on my head and woke up several hours later. Practice safe gymnastics, everyone.
Specifications
Height Capacity:
4'8" - 6'6" (142 - 198 cm)
Weight Capacity:
300 lbs (136 kg)
Assembled Weight:
65.4 lbs
In the box:
So i'm buyin' one of these here iPads!!!
Specifications:
Display:
9.7" LED-backlit Multi-Touch with IPS Technology
Fingerprint-Resistant Oleophobic Coating
Remember when iMacs used to look like Willy Wonka candy machines? Those things always made me hungry for candy... Especially Big League Chew... Which was kind of messed up when you think about it: Here, kids! Try some fake chewing tobacco! But then, Baby Bottle Pop was way grosser. Every time you opened it back up, you were sucking off a layer of your own dried spit from yesterday's gym class. [HORF]
Specifications:
Processor:
Intel Core i5-4278U 2.60GHz (Turbo up to 3.10GHz)
I mean, only a pro can handle ChromaShift, which changes color as the light shifts and viewing angles change. Only a pro can organize all those little bottles of free shampoo into a hair-softness scale. Only a pro can shotput their luggage at the airline customer service rep while washing down Dramamine with the last of their coffee and shucking off both shoes and belt in preparation of bum-rushing the TSA line.
In the Box:
(1) Travelpro Inflight Lite Two Piece Hardside Spinner Luggage
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