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InvoSpa Shiatsu Foot Massager with Heat

"Would you give Marsellis Wallace a foot massage?" HAHHAHA is that how the quote goes? i never saw that movie...

In the Box:

  • (1) InvoSpa Shiatsu Foot Massager with Heat
  • (1) User Manual

Brooklyn Brew Shop Hard Cider Kits

The only way this hard cider could be any better is if instead of bottles you could put it in juice boxes. Throw in some orange slices and it would be like the grown-up version of an after soccer snack. And also without all that unpleasant soccer. 

Brewing Instructions

Recommended Equipment:

  • Funnel (helpful)

Two Weeks After Brewday:

  • 10 Non-Twistoff Bottles (recycled bottled are great)
  • Bottle Capper & Caps
  • Or Self-Sealing Swingtop Bottles

Additional Ingredients Needed:

Tenergy LED Floor Lamp Desk Lamp

Specifications

  • Product Depth (in.): 9
  • Product Height (in.): 68.5 (Max)
  • Product Width (in.): 9
  • Lighting Technology: LED
  • Color Temperature (K): 2700 ~ 6600K (4 adjustable settings)
  • Light Color: Cool, Natural, Mild and Warm White
  • Maximum Wattage (watts): 20
  • Light Output (lumens): 2000
  • Incandescent Equivalent (watts): 100
  • Dimmable: 5 Adjustable settings
  • Input: 100-240V, AC
  • Flexiable Gooseneck: 13" swivel goose neck
  • Lamp Color: Black
  • Lamp Material: Iron, Aluminum and ABS plastic
  • Control Panel: Touch control, 8 buttons
  • Timer Feature: Yes, 60-minutes
  • Average Life (hours): 50000
  • Product Weight (lb.): 7.9

In the Box: 

Vella Dry Monterey Jack Cheese, 2lb

More cheeses should be named after people. "What kind of cheese do you want on your sandwich?" "Hmmm... about some Steve. No, wait, do you have Kevin?" It would make ordering sandwiches much more personal and also confusing depending on the names of the people who work at the deli. 

  • Best By: 02/28/2019

Preparing Vella Cheese for Cooking
When you cook with cheese, you typically will slice, shred, grate, or crumble the cheese before using it in your special recipes. Some of our cheeses are soft, like Toma, and other cheeses are very hard, like Golden Bear Dry Jack or Oro Secco. Here are some suggestions for preparing our cheeses:

A King's Roll

What's your saving throw vs. not buying this tee shirt? Roll. {rolls 2} HA! By Gygax, now you have to buy it! ...When are the chicken wings getting here, Steve? And did everyone pitch in? I'm looking at you half-orc in the corner with the "Rollin on 20s" tee...

Samsung Galaxy S7 32GB VZN/GSM(S&D)

We can't read "Samsung" without hearing Hiss the snake from Disney's "Robin Hood" and also "The Jungle Book." Sssssssamssssung he would whisper as we sink deeper and deeper into his thrall... Trust in meee. Just in meee [SNORE] [Email to Boss: I won't be into work today because i am inside a cartoon snake. Sincerely, Woot Writer.] 

Specifications:

Carrier:
Unlocked; Made for Verizon, Compatible with most U.S. GSM and CDMA networks. (SIM Card NOT Included)

Processor:
2.15GHz, 1.6GHz, Quad-Core

Display Resolution:
2560 x 1440 (Quad HD)

Display Size:
5.1" (129.2mm)

Display Technology:
Super AMOLED

Color Depth:
16

Camera:
Front: CMOS 5.0
Rear: Dual Pixel 12.0
Video: UHD 4K (3840 x 2160)@30fps

Internal Storage:
32GB

External Storage:
MicroSD (Up to 256GB)

Network:

2G CDMA: CDMA800, USPCS1900

Teeter EP-960 Ltd. Inversion Table

Like being frozen in that exact perfect moment when you're precisely upside down mid-cartwheel. Or so I assume. The last time I tried a cartwheel I landed on my head and woke up several hours later. Practice safe gymnastics, everyone. 

Specifications

Height Capacity:
4'8" - 6'6" (142 - 198 cm)

Weight Capacity:
300 lbs (136 kg)

Assembled Weight:
65.4 lbs

In the box:

  • (1) Teeter 960 Ltd. Inversion Table (Blemished)
  • Getting Started DVD with Bonus Healthy Back Routines
  • Lumbar Bridge
  • Adjustable Head Pillow
  • Eight Acupressure Nodes
  • Full-Color Glossy Owner's Manual

Apple iPad 2017 & 2018 Models - Your Choice

So i'm buyin' one of these here iPads!!!

Specifications:

Display:
9.7" LED-backlit Multi-Touch with IPS Technology
Fingerprint-Resistant Oleophobic Coating

Apple Mac Mini Intel i5 1TB SATA Desktop

Remember when iMacs used to look like Willy Wonka candy machines?  Those things always made me hungry for candy... Especially Big League Chew... Which was kind of messed up when you think about it: Here, kids! Try some fake chewing tobacco! But then, Baby Bottle Pop was way grosser. Every time you opened it back up, you were sucking off a layer of your own dried spit from yesterday's gym class. [HORF]

Specifications:

Processor:
Intel Core i5-4278U 2.60GHz (Turbo up to 3.10GHz)

Travelpro Inflight Lite 2-PC Hardside Spinner Luggage

I mean, only a pro can handle ChromaShift, which changes color as the light shifts and viewing angles change. Only a pro can organize all those little bottles of free shampoo into a hair-softness scale. Only a pro can shotput their luggage at the airline customer service rep while washing down Dramamine with the last of their coffee and shucking off both shoes and belt in preparation of bum-rushing the TSA line.

In the Box:

(1) Travelpro Inflight Lite Two Piece Hardside Spinner Luggage