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ASUS Transformer Book 10.1" Touch Laptop

One difference? You can look at this Transformer for 2.5 hours without getting the feeling you've been staring into a blender for your entire afternoon...

Treadly World's Thinnest Treadmill

All the best equipment is paper thin now. Phones, laptops, treadmills, even this keyboar{crunch} o4h m2n, th5t st4nk3.

  • Treadly Weight: 64 lbs
  • Weight Limit: 220 lbs
  • 3.5 Inches thick
  • Handrail is foldable but not removable
  • Use on hard surfaces only

In the box:

  • (1) Treadly World's Thinnest Treadmill (Electric)

Alexapure True HEPA Air Purifier

Now that the smell of smoke is gone and everyone's food tastes better and our noses work like normal we're all starting to notice just how BAD the house odors can be. Especially in that room where the dog sleeps. Jeez. Should we get better food? Or maybe we should get an Air Purifier! And then we can move on to other problems. Like why are all these sweatpants shrinking slowly week by week? Is there something wrong with the washing machine?

In the Box:

  • (1) Alexapure Breeze Energy-Efficient HEPA + IonCluster Air Purification System
  • (1) Pre-Filter
  • (1) True HEPA Filter
  • (1) Carbon Activated Filter

Folding 4-Shelf Storage Rack with Wheels

Shape up that garage or ship out, Jasper!

Grandpa, this is the last write-up I'm ever letting you do...

Specifications

Size Unfolded:
35.8" W x 20.9" D x 60" H

Size Folded (for Storage):
3.4" W x 20.9" D x 61.6" H

Weight:
41 lbs

Weight Capacity:
250 lbs. (without wheels)

 
75 lbs. (wheels attached)

Distance between shelves:
17.4", 17.4", 19" (bottom - top)

Color:
Pewter

Material:
Powder-coated steel

In the box:

  • (1) Origami General Purpose Foldable 4-Shelf Storage Rack with Wheels - Large, Pewter

Parrot Jumping Night MiniDrone

It's not that I hate all arachnids, I just hate when they show up right next to me like that lint on your lapel... Did it jsut move?! {YIPES} {PASSES OUT}

Night Model Specifications:

Storage:
4 GB internal memory to record videos and photos

Compatibility:
Compatible with all Parrot Minidrones

Range:
Up to 50 metres in open air

Gyroscope:
Yes

Accelerometer:
Yes

Jump Height:
Up to 75CM

Engine Speed:
4.35mph

Turbo engine speed:
5.28mph

Network:
Wi-Fi?

Onkyo Bass Reflex Floor Speakers (2)

No, you must not be. Because if you WERE, you would be weeping. Because White Lion's 1987 smash hit "Wait," from their album "Pride," doesn't just reverberate in your ear drums like some paltry conglomeration of sound waves. It washes OVER you. It HITS you here, in your chest. And it grabs hold of your soul and doesn't let go for four minutes and five seconds.

Tech Specs:
 

Type
2 way, Bass Reflex

Woofer
6 1/4" Cone x 2

Tweeter
1" Balanced-Dome

Frequency Response
55 Hz-35 kHz

Crossover Frequency
3kHz

Output Sound Pressure Level
86 dB W/m

Max. Power
130 W

Nominal Impedance
6 ohm

Dimensions (W x H x D)
11 9/16" x 40 5/8" x 12"

Weight
28.7 lbs (ea)

In the Box:

  • Tower Speakers (2)

Heavy Duty, All-In-One Aluminum Pocket Hole Jig Kit

I think it's all the various vowels sounds... Pocket Hole Jig, y'all!

In the Box:

  • (1) Pocket hole jig with clamp
  • (1) #32 3/8 In. Step Drill Bit (replaceable)
  • (1) 3/8 in. steel stop collar
  • (1) Hex wrench 6 in. square drive bit
  • (24) Coarse square drive screws
  • (24) Fine square drive screws
  • (24) Wooden pocket hole plugs
  • (1) Hard plastic carrying case

 

Buffalo Bill's Turkey Bacon Jerky (6)

{listening} What do you mean that's the wrong Buffalo Bill? {listening} A cowboy? I mean, who else would be selling small strips of meat? {listening} Ok, ok, I'll change it... if I get around to it.

  • See 'Photo Gallery' for Nutrition Information

Plextor M8Pe 1TB M.2 PCIe NVMe Internal SSD

Look, I don't have the inclination to Google what the heck this computer thingy is, so I'm just gonna enjoy the name "Plextor".  Sounds like a superhero with plastic powers.