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Luke's Organic Chips Mixed 18 Pack

Lukes I would gladly share my chips with: Luke Skywalker, Luke Wilson, Luke of Luke and Laura from General Hospital, Luke Perry, Luke Cage, and Luke Duke. Wow you type the name Luke a bunch of times and it starts to look so weird you have to Bing it to make sure you're spelling it right. 

Best By: 6 months (or greater) after delivery

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ViewSonic 3600 Lumen HDMI Projector

Yes, this fine projector burns with the power of 3,600 lumens, which you real science-y types will know is the unit of light measurement that speaks to how big a lupin flower looks when projected on a stucco wall, originally and incorrectly named by Sidney Plotz of 2285 West 45th Ave., Apt. B1, Flushing Meadows, NY in 1919.  This is a fact.  Don't Google it.

Full Specs Here

In the Box:

  • Projector
  • Remote Control
  • Power Cord
  • VGA Cable

 

KidsWifi Dual-Band WiFi Online Protection

Stop yer kiddies from doing everything from selling pancreases on the dark web to trolling Kanye on social media. It's 2018, your 3-year old is now smarter than you, face it.

Connectivity

Protecting your kids is as simple as connecting to a Wi-Fi network. When you plug in your KidsWifi, it uses your home Internet connection to create a new Wi-Fi network that is controlled, filtered and monitored the way you want it. Then any wireless device, from computers to tablets to game consoles, can be protected by simply connecting them to your KidsWifi network. Even your kids' friends can be easily protected!

Retro Campfire

The warmth of the quarters, fished from the family couch and heated by the secret pocket in your Roos. The smell of cheap pizza and plastic prizes you had no interest in. The hypnotizing Bings and Bleeps from you favorite games. The big kids crowded around Street Figter or Dragon's Lair or Mortal Kombat or whatever was hot that summer. the smooth, perfect feel of the joystick under your young palm.  GAME ON.

Singing Machine Unidirectional Microphone

Key Specs:

  • Wide frequency response and high sensitivity
  • 10.5 foot cord
  • 6.3mm plug & 3.5mm adapter

In the Box:

  • Singing Machine SMM-205 Unidirectional Dynamic Microphone with 10 Ft. Cord

Mani Imported Kalamata Pitted Olives

  • Use By: 02/06/2020

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Klipsch KHC-6 In-Ceiling Loudpeakers (Pair)

Hey shlonny, buy shish pair ofsh loudshpeaklers! 23-skiddoo! {cackling}

Specs:

ASUS PB60 Intel i3-8100T Mini PC

This is a mini business desktop. So you can only use it for mini businesses. Do you sell forklifts? No deal. Elephant pyjamas? There's the door. Extra-large bouncy houses? That's a no, firm. However, if you sell rabbit booties or single keyboard keys or nanobots or bottle rockets or beetle warmers or single cheese-food slices or butterfly perches or micro-crayons, then this is the computer for you!

Specifications:

Processor:
Intel Core i3-8100T 3.1GHz
6 MB L3 SmartCache

Processor Core:
Quad-Core

Memory:
4GB DDR4-2400MHz

Max Memory:
32GB

Graphics:
Intel UHD 630 Graphics

Hard Drive:
500GB SATA (7200rpm)

Optical Drive:
None

Sound:
Integrated HD audio

Wireless:
Dual-Channel 802.11ac + Bluetooth 5.0

Network:
10/100/1000 Gigabit Ethernet

I/O Ports:

(3) USB 3.1 Gen 2

RoseVale 12pk Bath Bomb Gift Set

Judging from her laughter and the soapy purple bruise on my sternum, I'm missing something of the core concept of this product here.

In the Box:

  • (1) 12 RoseVale 5oz Bath Bombs
  • (12) Heart Shaped Tea Light Candles