Lukes I would gladly share my chips with: Luke Skywalker, Luke Wilson, Luke of Luke and Laura from General Hospital, Luke Perry, Luke Cage, and Luke Duke. Wow you type the name Luke a bunch of times and it starts to look so weird you have to Bing it to make sure you're spelling it right.
Best By: 6 months (or greater) after delivery
Yes, this fine projector burns with the power of 3,600 lumens, which you real science-y types will know is the unit of light measurement that speaks to how big a lupin flower looks when projected on a stucco wall, originally and incorrectly named by Sidney Plotz of 2285 West 45th Ave., Apt. B1, Flushing Meadows, NY in 1919. This is a fact. Don't Google it.
In the Box:
Stop yer kiddies from doing everything from selling pancreases on the dark web to trolling Kanye on social media. It's 2018, your 3-year old is now smarter than you, face it.
Connectivity
Protecting your kids is as simple as connecting to a Wi-Fi network. When you plug in your KidsWifi, it uses your home Internet connection to create a new Wi-Fi network that is controlled, filtered and monitored the way you want it. Then any wireless device, from computers to tablets to game consoles, can be protected by simply connecting them to your KidsWifi network. Even your kids' friends can be easily protected!
The warmth of the quarters, fished from the family couch and heated by the secret pocket in your Roos. The smell of cheap pizza and plastic prizes you had no interest in. The hypnotizing Bings and Bleeps from you favorite games. The big kids crowded around Street Figter or Dragon's Lair or Mortal Kombat or whatever was hot that summer. the smooth, perfect feel of the joystick under your young palm. GAME ON.
Key Specs:
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Hey shlonny, buy shish pair ofsh loudshpeaklers! 23-skiddoo! {cackling}
Specs:
This is a mini business desktop. So you can only use it for mini businesses. Do you sell forklifts? No deal. Elephant pyjamas? There's the door. Extra-large bouncy houses? That's a no, firm. However, if you sell rabbit booties or single keyboard keys or nanobots or bottle rockets or beetle warmers or single cheese-food slices or butterfly perches or micro-crayons, then this is the computer for you!
Specifications:
Processor:
Intel Core i3-8100T 3.1GHz
6 MB L3 SmartCache
Processor Core:
Quad-Core
Memory:
4GB DDR4-2400MHz
Max Memory:
32GB
Graphics:
Intel UHD 630 Graphics
Hard Drive:
500GB SATA (7200rpm)
Optical Drive:
None
Sound:
Integrated HD audio
Wireless:
Dual-Channel 802.11ac + Bluetooth 5.0
Network:
10/100/1000 Gigabit Ethernet
I/O Ports:
(3) USB 3.1 Gen 2
Judging from her laughter and the soapy purple bruise on my sternum, I'm missing something of the core concept of this product here.
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