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SimpliSafe 12-PC Home Security System w/ HD Camera

And 12 good pieces, too. Not like Xmas as a kid:

"Ian got more presents than me!"

"No, you have twelve, Ian has twelve.  What about these?"

"SOCKS AND BATTERIES DON'T COUNT, MOM."

Approximate measurements:

  • Base station 10-1/2"H x 4-1/4"Diam
  • Entry sensor 3"L x 1-1/4"W x 1-1/4"D
  • Motion sensor 3"H x 2-3/8"W x 2"D
  • Glass-break sensor 3"L x 2-1/2"W x 1-1/2"D
  • Key chain remote 3-1/4"L x 1"W
  • Security camera 4-1/4"H x 2-3/4"W x 2-1/2"D
  • Smoke detector 4-7/8"Diam x 1-5/8"H
  • Water sensor 3"L x 1-1/2"W x 5/8"D

 

In the box:

  • (1) base station
  • (1) keypad
  • (4) entry sensors
  • (1) motion sensor
  • (1) glass-break sensor
  • (1) key chain remotes
  • (1) HD security camera
  • (1) smoke detector
  • (1) water sensor

 

Welcome to Downtown Coolsville

If there was an alternate universe where they didn't t have The Iron Giant, an if you rolled up to yourself and told them that there is a movie in existence where Vin Diesel made you cry, your alt-self would probably say, "AIGGH! DOPPLEGANGER!" {claw hammer to face}

Apple MacBook Laptops - New Condition

Take wing with the power of flight! ...oh, and buy this computer...

Specifications:

Processor:
Intel Core M5-6Y54 1.2GHz (Turbo up to 2.7GHz)

Sagebrush Gold Label Coffee Bundle, 2lbs

Coffee's weird right? Like here take these beans we cooked, grind them up, and pour hot water over them to get a delicious beverage. Have we tried this with other beans? Maybe if we roast kidney, lima, and/or garbanzo beans, grind 'em up, and soak 'em in hot water we'll discover whole new worlds of beverages. You go first. 

  • Our coffee orders are roasted the day before the order is shipped.

NCAA Men's Short Sleeve Tee

Super secret shirt fact: You can buy and wear these shirts even if you didn't go to any of the schools in question. Wear one to your next job interview and when they ask where you went to college just point at your t-shirt all confident like. That's how I got THIS job except I was wearing one of those tuxedo shirts. Also, it had several gravy stains and the sleeves were torn off. I'm honestly not sure how I got hired, but no take backs! 

In the box:

  • (1) E5 NCAA Men's Short Sleeve Tee

Little Giant Quick-N-Lite Fiberglass Stepladders

Things you'll be able to do with one of these ladders: 

1. Reach the good cookies on the high shelf (I know that's where you hide them, mom!) 

2. Dust the top of your ceiling fan (it's real gross up there) 

3. Change that one lightbulb you've been meaning to get to for months so you stop smashing your toe in the hall 

4. Water those hard to reach plants you've been ignoring 

5. Get a real good look at your uncle's bald spot 

 

Tegu Classroom Packs (Your Choice)

The company was founded in 2006 by Chris Haughey and Will Haughey. The company aims to help Honduras through positive employment opportunities, tree-planting efforts, and by funding days of school. That's it, no joke here, we just thought that was mega-cool. So buy this stuff!

In the box:

  • (1) Tegu Classroom Packs (Your Choice)

Camillus Les Stroud SK Mountain Survival Knife

What Les Stroud would use this knife for: defending boy scouts from rampaging bears while whittling Mt. Rushmore out of a toothpick.

What you will use this knife for: particularly hard blocks of cheddar and opening packs of batteries.

  • Titanium Bonded 440 Stainless Steel
  • Blade Length: 4.75 in.
  • Overall Length: 10 in.
  • Weight: 5.6 oz

In the box:

  • (1) Camillus 19093 Les Stroud SK Mountain Ultimate Survival Knife

Household Essentials Kitchen Org

That overflowing junk drawer and random pile of pots that fall out when you open the cabinet was alright when you were in college, but you're out on your own, sister! Time to start adulting!

Dimensions: 7.875''h x 11.5''w x 17.75''d

In the box:

  • (1) Household Essentials Glidez Under Cabinet Sliding Organizer, 11.5"W

Samsung 200W 4.1 Ch Bluetooth Soundbar w/Wireless Sub

Talkies are all the rage now, and the best way to enjoy them is with your very own Home Talkie Playing System! Save your nickels and Saturday nights, get yourself a Home Talkie Playing System (comprised of a TV Box and some fancy speakers) and watch all the latest newsreels and moving pictures from the comfort of your own home. What do you think of that, kid?  

  • Number of Channels: 4.1 Ch
  • Total Power (W): 200 W

Features

  • Samsung Audio Remote App: Yes

Audio Processing

  • Dolby Digital: Dolby 2 Ch.
  • DTS: DTS 2 Ch.

Audio Features

  • Amplifier: Built-in
  • Bluetooth HiFi Codec: Yes
  • Number of Sound Modes (DSP): 5 (Music, Movie, Clear Voice, Sports, Night Mode)

Speakers