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UFO Detector or Tin Foil Hat
Don't listen to your court-appointed attorney, you don't need those meds. We here at Woot believe you despite the mountain of evidence to the contrary! The Truth is Out There!*
(*Well, not here, but somewhere we suppose...)
In the box
(1) UFO Detector or Tin Foil Hat (Your Choice)
Mia Toro Rotolo Hardside Spinner Luggage, 3-PC Set
RotoloRotoloRotolo. Kinda sounds like a rolling luggage with a loose wheel, doesn't it. Well that's NOT what you're gonna get with the fabulous Mia Toro Rotolo Hardside Spinner Luggage, 3-PC Set!!! Now that we think about it, Mia Toro Rotolo sounds like the most delectable Northern Italian dish, don't it? I'm going to lunch early...
In the Box:
(1) Mia Toro Italy Rotolo Hardside Spinner Luggage, 3-Piece Set
LG V10/V20 64GB (VZN/GSM)(S&D)
Possible options our Marketing team has come up with:
Wild Zora Meat and Veggie Bars (14)
Fun Fact: Wild Zora is not the brand name, it's actually the name of a glorious Queen of the Plains who sources Buffalo, Gazelle, Gnu, or any other beast that roams for these delicious meal bars. Wild Zora! We call to you! {ram horn blows} Bestow upon us the flesh of the beast! Hail! Hail, wild queen!
- See 'Photo Gallery' for Nutrition Information
HP 14" Touch Screen Chromebook
If we hear Chromebook, we want that sucker chromed-out within an inch of its life. Yeah, thick, gleaming fenders with chrome exhaust and a chromed-out 12-valve engine and we just realized we just want a Plymouth Prowler... Our bad.
Specifications:
Processor:
Intel Celeron N3350 1.1 GHz (Up to 2.4GHz)
Sonoma Syrup Co Coffee Flavor Syrups (3)
Your delicious pancakes, your crispy waffles, your gleaming cart engines, your equisite macaroni art, your delicate poster hanging, your strong rock climbing grips. Y'all get the idea...
- See 'Photo Gallery' for Nutrition Info
- Use By: August 2020
Force1 U49W Blue Heron Wifi FPV Drone
Bird: The great blue heron is a large wading bird in the heron family Ardeidae, common near the shores of open water and in wetlands over most of North America and Central Americas.
Drone: is a small flying drone from the family of Force1, common near sporting events and places you just wanna picninc. Rarely over wetlands or open water unless yer feelin' real lucky, pilot...
- 650ft Signal Distance
- 720p HD Camera
- 30min Flight Time
- Dimensions: 13.5"x13.5"
In the Box:
- U49W Blue Heron Wi-Fi Drone
- 120? Wide-Angle 720p HD Camera
- 2.4Ghz Remote Controller
- 7.4V 1000mAh LI-PO Battery (2)
- Extra Clockwise (CW) Motor
- Extra Counterclockwise (CCW) Motor
- USB Charger Cable
- Micro USB Cable
- User Manual
- Extra Propellers (4)
- Drone Tools
Book Nerd
BEHOLD THE BOOKS. WORSHIP THE BOOKS. LOVE THE BOOKS.
Also, how great were Nerds candy? Sugar aneurysms abounded.
Apple 11.6" Intel Core i5 128G Macbook Air
If you want a computer with no history or style, you can find one easily. But when you're buying Apple, you're not just buying a computer. You're buying the designer jeans of computers. You're buying the high-end sports car of computers. Except not literally. You're not literally buying all those things.
Specifications:
Processor:
Intel Core i5-5250U 1.6GHz (Turbo up to 2.7GHz)
Travel Chair Slacker Stool 2-Pack
Back in the 90s when we were told over and over that driopping out of college to pursue your dream of being a penniless barista and busker was noble, and did not make you a target of dripping rage by Baby Boomers saying that your entire generation was entitiled li'l punks. Weird times.
Dimensions (Closed)
3" x 3" x 24"
Dimensions (Open)
12" x 14"x 20"
Seat height
17.5"
Weight
1.9000 lbs
Capacity
275lbs
In the Box:
- (1) Travel Chair Slacker Stool 2-Pack
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