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Sphero Original BB-8

Our favorite part of Star Wars is the way they make space look beat up and lived in. So don't fret about the patina on the controller!  It's cool!  Now if the whole thing is busted in half, that ain't a patina, that's a Return.

BB-8 Droid

Specs:

  • App controlled robot
  • Induction Charging (over 1 hour of play on a full charge)
  • Top speed of 4.5 mph (7ft/s)
  • iOS & Android compatible
  • Bluetooth Smart BLE connection, with a 100 ft range
  • Durable polycarbonate shell
  • Height: 11.4 cm / Width: 7.3 cm / Weight: ~200 g

Free App:

  • BB-8 App-Enabled Droid is powered by a Sphero app, available through iTunes or Google Play.

In the Box (Ships in retail box): 

Campbell Hausfeld Air Compressors

Honestly I think it's a real missed opportunity that Michael "Air" Jordan never endorsed a line of air compressors, but no he had to waste his time with Nike and McDondalds and a bunch of other no name brands that never went anywhere. 

Model:
1.3 Gallon
4.65 Gallon
8 Gallon

Model Number:
DC010500
DC040500
DC080500

Weight:
29 pounds
38 pounds
67 pounds

Dimensions:
24.1 x 14.2 x 8.5 inches
20.9 x 17.3 x 20.9 inches
11 x 23 x 26 inches

Measurement System:
Metric
Metric
Metric

dBa:
68
68
68

Maximum Pressure:
8.6 bar
8.6 bar
8.6 bar

In the Box:

  • (1) Campbell Hausfeld Air Compressor (Your Choice)

Cooper Street Granola Bakes

More baked granola than when a Phish concert rolls through town. 

  • Package Size: 6-1 oz.

Dyson DC50 Ball Compact Allergy Upright Vacuum

Standard issue spells include:

  •     Expelliardust - Banish dust bunnies.
  •     Leviosofa - Raise heavy furniture to vacuum under
  •     Avrda Kedarvaccuum - Suck up everything in your home (we don't advise using this one...)

In the box:

  • (1) Dyson DC50 Ball Compact Allergy Upright Vacuum, 209456-01
  • (1) Stair Tool
  • (1) Soft Dusting Brush
  • (1) Mattress Tool
  • (1) Combination Tool
  • (1) User Manual

Dell Latitude E7450 14" Intel i5 SSD Ultrabook

  • All-in-one food chewer for the lazy
  • All-in-one motorcylce and body cast to save time
  • All-in-one Michael Bay DVD collection and wastebasket

Specifications:

Processor:
Intel Core i5-5300U 2.3GHz (Turbo up to 2.9GHz)

DeskCycle Under Desk Exercise Bike

A better way to exercise at work than running wind sprints to and from the breakroom every time someone emails to say there are leftover donuts. 

Specifications

Product Dimensions:
24 x 20 x 10 inches ; 23 pounds

Batteries:
2 AA batteries required (included)

In the box:

  • (1) DeskCycle Under Desk Exercise Bike and Pedal Exerciser

Paradise

I'm gonna get a liberry that's fulla just one book. Like 30k copies of one book. That way I can say to dinner party guests, "That reminds me of a quote from page 35, paragraph 2 of that book right there... no, THERE." Then they'd pick up one of the books and have their socks knocked off. Until they realize I just quoted "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" and just stare at me for like 2 minutes solid.  Awkward.

Tenergy 9W LED (60W Equivalent) A19 Bulbs, 32-Pack

Oh no my hacked up joke format has looped back on itself and now we're all doomed to an eternal winter of weak punchlines. 

Specifications

Bulb Shape:
A19

Bulb Base:
E26

Light Ouput (Lumens):
750

Wattage:
9W

Watt Equivalence:
60W

Color Temperature:
2700K or 5000K

Average Life (Hours):
15,000

Dimmable:
No

Bulb Dimensions:
4.29"H x 2.36" Diameter

In the box:

(32) Tenergy 9W LED Light Bulbs

ARRIS SB8200 SURFboard Cable Modem

Just wanted to make sure that SURFboard joke landed. You see, you can surf on a surfboard, but you can surf the net on this board. Woot: Needlessly explaining humor since 2004!

Download / Upload channels:
32x8

Download Speeds:
10+ Gbps

Compatible Networks:
XFINITY, Cox Cable

ARRIS Warranty Period:
1 Year

DOCSIS:
3.1

 

In the box:

  • ARRIS SB8200 SURFboard DOCSIS 3.1 Cable Modem

Bacon's Heir Pork Panko (2)

If H&G had been dropping pork panko to mark their path instead of plain bread crumbs... well they probably still would have gotten lost but they would have had an interesting new ingregient on hand for when it came time to cook the witch. 

  • Best By: 02/19/19
     
  • Portion: 1/2oz (14g)
  • Calories: 80
  • Total Fat: 5g
  • Saturated Fat: 1.5g
  • Cholesterol: 20mg
  • Carbs: 0g
  • Protein: 9g
  • Fiber: 0g
  • Sugars: 0g
  • Sodium: 190 mg