Our favorite part of Star Wars is the way they make space look beat up and lived in. So don't fret about the patina on the controller! It's cool! Now if the whole thing is busted in half, that ain't a patina, that's a Return.
BB-8 Droid
Specs:
Free App:
In the Box (Ships in retail box):
Honestly I think it's a real missed opportunity that Michael "Air" Jordan never endorsed a line of air compressors, but no he had to waste his time with Nike and McDondalds and a bunch of other no name brands that never went anywhere.
Model:
1.3 Gallon
4.65 Gallon
8 Gallon
Model Number:
DC010500
DC040500
DC080500
Weight:
29 pounds
38 pounds
67 pounds
Dimensions:
24.1 x 14.2 x 8.5 inches
20.9 x 17.3 x 20.9 inches
11 x 23 x 26 inches
Measurement System:
Metric
Metric
Metric
dBa:
68
68
68
Maximum Pressure:
8.6 bar
8.6 bar
8.6 bar
In the Box:
More baked granola than when a Phish concert rolls through town.
Standard issue spells include:
In the box:
Specifications:
Processor:
Intel Core i5-5300U 2.3GHz (Turbo up to 2.9GHz)
A better way to exercise at work than running wind sprints to and from the breakroom every time someone emails to say there are leftover donuts.
Specifications
Product Dimensions:
24 x 20 x 10 inches ; 23 pounds
Batteries:
2 AA batteries required (included)
In the box:
I'm gonna get a liberry that's fulla just one book. Like 30k copies of one book. That way I can say to dinner party guests, "That reminds me of a quote from page 35, paragraph 2 of that book right there... no, THERE." Then they'd pick up one of the books and have their socks knocked off. Until they realize I just quoted "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" and just stare at me for like 2 minutes solid. Awkward.
Oh no my hacked up joke format has looped back on itself and now we're all doomed to an eternal winter of weak punchlines.
Specifications
Bulb Shape:
A19
Bulb Base:
E26
Light Ouput (Lumens):
750
Wattage:
9W
Watt Equivalence:
60W
Color Temperature:
2700K or 5000K
Average Life (Hours):
15,000
Dimmable:
No
Bulb Dimensions:
4.29"H x 2.36" Diameter
In the box:
(32) Tenergy 9W LED Light Bulbs
Just wanted to make sure that SURFboard joke landed. You see, you can surf on a surfboard, but you can surf the net on this board. Woot: Needlessly explaining humor since 2004!
Download / Upload channels:
32x8
Download Speeds:
10+ Gbps
Compatible Networks:
XFINITY, Cox Cable
ARRIS Warranty Period:
1 Year
DOCSIS:
3.1
In the box:
If H&G had been dropping pork panko to mark their path instead of plain bread crumbs... well they probably still would have gotten lost but they would have had an interesting new ingregient on hand for when it came time to cook the witch.
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