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HP Pavilion 690 AMD Ryzen 7 Gaming PC

The awesome components of this computer sounds like a super-villain line-up. "The dastardly 8-armed Octa-Core and the galactically omniscient Ryzen have completed their evil doomsday device and with the radiation power of Radeon RX to fuel it, no human on the nine earths is safe!"

Specifications:

Processor:
AMD Ryzen 7 1700 3.0GHz (Turbo up to 3.7GHz)
16 MB Cache

Processor Core:
8-Core

Memory:
16GB DDR4-2666 SDRAM (2 x 8 GB)

Max Memory:
Upgradeable to 32GB

Graphics:
AMD Radeon RX 550, 4GB GDDR5

Hard Drive:
1TB SATA (7200rpm)

Optical Drive:
DVD Writer

Sound:
HD audio; 5.1 surround sound

Wireless:
802.11ac (1x1) & Bluetooth 4.2

Network:
10/100/1000 Gigabit Ethernet

I/O Ports:

3-in-1 Card Reader
(6) USB 3.1
(1) USB-C
(2) USB 2.0
(1) DisplayPort

Nick's Sticks Beef Snack Sticks (25)

Thank goodness the inventor of Nick's Sticks Beef Snack Sticks was nameed Nick becuase Todd's Wads Beef Snack Pods do NOT sound as appetizing. 

Nutrition Facts

Serving Size: 1.7oz (48g)

Cubii Pro Under Desk Elliptical

An under-desk elliptical is far preferable to an OVER-desk elliptical. Sure the over-desk version provides a better workout, but most of that calorie burn comes from struggling with security as you're escorted from the building for refusing to get off your desk. 

Specifications

Product Dimensions:
23 x 11 x 9 inches

Product Weight:
27 pounds

In the box:

  • (1) Cubii Pro Under Desk Elliptical, Bluetooth Enabled, Sync w/ Fitbit and HealthKit
  • All required equipment for easy assembly - including a screwdriver! (4 screws and you're done). Estimated assembly time is 3-5 minutes.
  • 2 wheel stoppers included to keep your pesky office chair from rolling while pedaling

iEnjoy Down Alternative Reversible Comforter

You never know where you stand with a mercurial piece of bedding...

Specifications

  • Twin/Twin XL Includes: 1 Twin/Twin XL Comforter: 70" x 90" and 1 Twin Reversible Shams: 20" x 30"
  • Full/Queen Includes: 1 Full/Queen Comforter: 92" x 92" and 2 Standard Reversible Shams: 20" x 30"
  • King/California King Includes: 1 King/California King Comforter: 108" x 94" and 2 King Reversible Shams: 20" x 40"

In the Box: 

  • (1) iEnjoy Home Collection Down Alternative Reversible Comforter

 

Teeter EP-960 Ltd. Inversion Table

"Teeter EP-960 Inversion Table" sounds like a cool skateboard trick only teens know how to do. LIke those rude teens who laughed at my shoes when I was in line at the Panda Express. THESE ARE PRESCRIPTION THANK YOU VERY MUCH I NEED THEM FOR MY ARCHES! 

Specifications

Height Capacity:
4'8" - 6'6" (142 - 198 cm)

Weight Capacity:
300 lbs (136 kg)

Assembled Weight:
65.4 lbs

In the box:

  • (1) Teeter 960 Ltd. Inversion Table (Blemished)
  • Getting Started DVD with Bonus Healthy Back Routines
  • Lumbar Bridge
  • Adjustable Head Pillow
  • Eight Acupressure Nodes
  • Full-Color Glossy Owner's Manual

Apple iPad Pro 9.7" Tablets- Your Choice

...keeps the creditors calling at all hours of the night.  I mean, who needs a new Apple iPad every day? That's just silly. And one things is for dang sure {loosens tie} {removes glasses} {stares you dead in the eye} we don't cotton with "silly" here at Woot.

Specifications:

Display:
9.7" LED-backlit Multi-Touch with IPS Technology
Fingerprint-Resistant Oleophobic Coating
Retina display
True tone display
Wide color display

Zupa Noma Collagen Protein Bundle (12)

Hi Sharks, I'm here to tell you about my "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter"-like imitation cauliflower product called "Caul Me Maybe." This idea is so huge I've already pre-ordered a diamond-powered helicopter. 

Package Size: 12 oz.

MADE WITH HPP

To maintain the bright flavor and nutritional power of our farm fresh produce, we use High Pressure Processing (HPP). Our soups are never heated and HPP keeps them safe to sip without impacting taste or nutrient-density.

Kitchen Favorites

Had a bunch of rowdy dwarves wreck your place settings? Resupply here! And tell them squat adventurers to beat it!

Oregon Scientific CF8410 HEPA Air Purifier

  • Stinky feet
  • Stinky cheese
  • Stinky cheese that smells like feet

Specifications

  • Size: 12.7" L x 7.3" W x 16" H 
  • Weight: 9.7 LB (4.4Kg)
  • CADR: ?120 cfm (AHAM standard) 
  • Noise: 32dB (Low), 40dB (Medium), 55dB(High) 
  • Coverage: best for 250sq ft, up to 323sq ft
  • 3 Timer Control (2,4,8, hours) 
  • Energy Star Listed 

In the Box: 

(1) Oregon Scientific CF8410, HEPA Air Purifier, 3-in-1 Air Filter Includes: 

  • (1) Oregon Scientific Air Purifier
  • (1) 3-in-1 HEPA Air Filter

What's New Wednesday!!

Honestly, I'm really interested... {intense, unnerving stare}