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Kindle Paperwhite (1st Gen) 6" E-Readers

Come on, it's January and you made the resolution to read more. Well, start yourself off on the right foot with this Kindle that you can then fill with classic novels and chewy historical autobiographies... only to forget about them until next Xmas. LOL! You'll never change!

Specifications:

Model:
Kindle Paperwhite - Celeste (2012)

Display:
Amazon's 6" Paperwhite display with Carta e-paper technology and built-in light, 212 ppi, optimized font technology, 16-level gray scale

System Requirements:
None, because it's wireless and doesn't require a computer.

On-device Storage:
Holds over 1,000 books; 2GB Internal Storage

Battery Life:
A single charge lasts up to eight weeks, based on a half hour of reading per day with wireless off and the light setting at 10.

Oceanica

Under the sea
Under the sea
Everything's better down where it's wetter
Even this tree!

Samsung 32" Curved Full-HD LED Monitor - White

[creepy 80's rocker voice] Aw yeah, baby. Baby, baby yeah. Come on with those sweet curves. They dangerous? They dangerous curves? [points] GUITAR! I bet these curves are like a road in the rain at night; slippery when wet. [pours a Rolling Rock on the TV and is immediately electrocuted] HIYAAAAAAA! [crowd goes wild]

Vella Dry Monterey Jack Cheese, 2lb

Jack cheese is the cheese for you if you want to get JACKED! 

Preparing Vella Cheese for Cooking
When you cook with cheese, you typically will slice, shred, grate, or crumble the cheese before using it in your special recipes. Some of our cheeses are soft, like Toma, and other cheeses are very hard, like Golden Bear Dry Jack or Oro Secco. Here are some suggestions for preparing our cheeses:

Hand Slicing Cheese - While you can hand-slice any of our cheeses, Toma, our softest, moistest cheese, should only be hand sliced. Try putting a block of Toma into the freezer for a half hour before slicing will firm it up a bit for more uniform slicing. But don't serve Toma too cold or you will lose grater/shreddersome of its delicious, creamy flavor.

Mr. Beams Motion-Sensing Spotlights

Recreate scenes from your favorite heist movie and try to stealthily sneak past the motion detectors while another member of your crew types furiously on a laptop and says "I'm in!" and then it looks like the heist fails but making it look like the heist failed was part of the plan all along.

Spotlights require 4 D-cell batteries (not included)

In the box:

(4) Mr. Beams Motion-Sensing Spot Lights

I.M. Lazy

Come on, admit it, you're pretty lazy. I mean, odds are that you're browsing this tee at work, right? Well, we don't judge procrastinators here at Woot! Doing nothing is our goal as well, and avoiding work is half the battle! ...see what we did there?

TCL 55P605 55-inch 4K UHD HDR Roku Smart TV

That simply must include colors that I've never heard of.  I would like to pitch a few that are as of yet unnamed:

Under Armour Women's Apparel

Perfect for any activity whether you're getting ripped, getting swole, or getting shredded. Also suitable for intense Netflixing.

Estalon Leather Messenger Bag, 3 Colors

Look like an important messenger, even when your bag is less "dossiers important to national security" and more "spilled potato chips and melted lipstick."

Dimensions: 15.5" (L), 3.5" (W), 12" (H)

 

In the Box:

(1) Estalon Leather Messenger Bag

Striker Concepts Work Lights (Your Choice)

Plan A is new shop lights to illuminate your workshop. Plan B is a series of decorative Jack-O-Lanterns which looks cool and all, but then you're replacing soggy decomposing pumpkins every few weeks so unless your workshop is at least partially dedicated to building fruit fly traps things are going to get gross. 

TRiLIGHT ShopLight Specifications

Brightness:
3000 Lumens

Power Consumption:
24 Watts

Light Color:
5400K (Daylight White)

Average Life of Bulb:
50,000 Hours

TRiLIGHT Ceiling Light Specifications

Brightness:
3000 Lumens

Power Consumption:
24 Watts

Average Life of Bulb:
50,000 Hours

Rover Mobile Task Light Specifications

Brightness:
1200 Lumens

Power Consumption:
Dual Rechargeable 4000mAH Li-Ion Batteries

In the box: