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Dyson DC65 Multifloor Upright Vacuum
A Student Film
In the future, everyone goes by numbers. And are also vacuums. Yeah. The future's weird.
DC65! DC65! Why aren't you at your post?
Um... but I am, boss! It's me, DC65! Right here!
Oh, yeah? You sure look a lot like DC10 to me. Say... isn't there a ball game today?
GULP
Yeah... yeah, I'm gettin' the picture here. Okay, "DC65", why don't you go ahead and vacuum up that dog hair there, then? Since, as we all know, your nickname is "Animal".
Sure... sure... I can do that. Let me just, um... SLURRRRRRRRRP. There. All done.
Huh. Guess I was wrong about you, DC65. I'll remember this. Keep up the good work.
Um, thanks, boss! Phew! We got away with it! Ol' 65 will be so happy that-
DC10! DC10! Why aren't you at your post?
GULP
Music Monday: Rock 'N Roll 1955
Happy Music Monday! Way back in 1955, Bill Haley was celebrating his birthday and preparing for a number one hit that would forever change the face of music. Today Scott's capturing the music of 1955, as recorded by the nice people at Billboard. Enjoy!
Billy Haley & The Comets - Rock Around The Clock
The Adventures of Time Truck "Spoilers"
TIME TRUCK!
HP 15.6" AMD A6 Quad-Core Laptop
What if you're a butterfly dreaming they're human? Or what if you're a HP A6 Quad Core dreaming it's a butterfly?
They say we are just the dreams of universe waking up. We say, come on, universe! You can dream WAY better than this! Look, we just recently figured out how to make Quad-Core laptops! They're cool technology if we're real, but if this is just a dream? Why don't we have laptops powered by spiders and cotton candy? Why aren't laptops 13.8 x the square root of a waffle? If this is a universe powered by dream logic, WHY ARE WE SO SPECIFIC ABOUT OUR COMPUTING POWERS???
Landmann Georgia Clay Fire Pit
Oh, no! That thing we had sold out! So out of our desperate attempt to be rich love for giving you options, we've added a bonus sale for today. Consider it a gift to us from your wallet to all of you who were hoping for something like this. This is your chance to help us look good to our bosses get a little something for yourself, okay? Thank you You're welcome.
Foldable Adirondack Chair
Nothing to see here.
Just a regular chair.
This is a nice chair, but it’s just a regular chair. I’m sorry if you were under some other impression.
Did you mistake this chair for the first president of the United States? Did you think it chopped down a cherry tree and lied about it and then admitted that it lied?
It didn’t. It’s just a chair. All it does is sit there.
Did you think this chair was that actor you saw in a soap opera that one time? Did you think it was the guy who died from falling over a waterfall while he was fighting with his mom over some stolen diamonds?
It’s not that guy. It’s just a chair. It’ll look nice on your porch.
VIZIO 50” 4K Ultra HD Full-Array LED Smart TV
Ooo, get you, full array and everything.
You cut your teeth on those late night black-and-white movies, watching them on a black-and-white screen you could almost cover with both your hands. And now, you're filing head of household! And where do you sit to watch TV? In front of a laptop screen you can almost cover with both your hands. Technology has failed us, people. It's time we take back the reigns of power from the cyber-elite and demand the televisions we always knew we deserved.
Netflix, Hulu Plus, streaming radio, Facebook, all that comes hanging out on the TV! Make it talk to your WiFi and you won't even NEED cable! But, of course, since you already have it, this Vizio is ready for that too.
600TC 100% Cotton Sheet Sets for $39.99!
Dozzzzzze
They're not only for sleeping, Mostly for sleeping. But not only.
Bedding is made to keep you from worrying about the jagged cold springs holding you in place for eight hours a night. But bedding can do more than just cover the bed! Take a look at a 600 TC sheet or pillowcase set and see just how they can change your life!
MODERN DAY POTATO SACK - A sheet sewn together or pillowcase can do a fine job of covering the nudity of you or your loved ones. Keep this in mind when Greece collapse and the worldwide domino effect begins again!
Wine.Woot: Summer Shippin', Having a blast
Yes, it’s that time again. The days are getting longer. The temperature is rising. The children are up to no good. Hooligans. If that Frisbee lands on our roof, it’s officially our property.
Anyway, this post is to announce the annual arrival of SUMMER SHIPPING, Wine.Woot’s effort to protect your wine’s integrity during these sweltering hot months that stretch before us like an infinite horizon.
Shipping wine in the summer means using a whole suite of mind-blowing strategic measures, like faster shipping and refrigerated trucks and magic. All that sorcery can impact the price of your wine, but this year STANDARD SHIPPING IS INCLUDED in the price of your vino. No math! School’s out! Woo!
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