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Yukon Outfitters Extreme Weather Car Kit
Oh, no! That thing we had sold out! So out of our desperate attempt to be rich love for giving you options, we've added a bonus sale for today. Consider it a gift to us from your wallet to all of you who were hoping for something like this. This is your chance to help us look good to our bosses get a little something for yourself, okay? Thank you You're welcome.
iRobot 58502 Roomba Vacuuming Robot Pet
training day
Loyalty. Friendship. AeroVac™ technology. That's what the Roomba's all about.
Now kids, I know you’ve been dropping hints about getting a pet, and let’s just say your clues have not gone unnoticed. Everybody close your eyes!!
...Okay, open 'em!
That’s right! It’s your new pet! I knew you’d be speechless. This will be a great companion for you children as the years pass. Wipe that tear of joy from your eye, Gertrude, I want you to see what it can do! Roomba, sit!
Nice, eh, kids‽ Roomba, roll over!
Hmm. Maybe that one needs work. Roomba, play dead!
Nice job, Roomba! Now remember kids, I’m trusting you to help take care of your new friend. It’s not always going to be easy, but I know it will be very rewarding. You have lots of fun, and if you need me, I’ll be in the other room playing with a litter of puppies. Enjoy!
ASUS Transformer Book 10.1" Tablet
Talk it out
Lead with your heart, and productivity will follow.
"So, Asus, can you tell me why you've come here today?"
I ... I'm just not happy.
"And why do you think that is?"
I don't know! I've got everything going for me. 2-in-1 ultraportable design. 11 hours of battery life. 10.1" HD touchscreen display. I'm living the dream!
"But still, you're not happy?"
No. I'm not.
"If you could for a moment, I'd like you to picture yourself happy. And in that picture, who is Asus? What makes Asus happy? Are you picturing it?"
Yes.
"And what do you see? A THREE in one ultraportable design? TWELVE hours of battery life? An ELEVEN point one-inch HD touchscreen?"
No. None of that. That wouldn't make me happy.
"Then what?"
Doc. I just wanna dance.
"Then DANCE, Asus! Dance till your quad-core's content."
Your Choice Mountain House Food 6-Packs
Mmmm
You might never need to leave your house again.
Hey, right now there are hundreds of dozens of people killing time as they download Splatoon. Will it be good? Will it be bad? We won't know until we've all played it through to the very end. But we do know this: if you had a whole bunch of freeze-dried chicken alfredo, you could sit at that Wiimote for DAYS and never need to leave your house for food. And let's be honest, that's the only way you're going to get the highest score. Some of these players are serious.
Music Monday: The Saga Of John
Happy Music Monday! America is full of folk heroes. Pecos Bill. Paul Bunyan. Joey Chestnut. But maybe the greatest folk hero of all was a simple man who kept to himself and saved his co-workers. A man named... Big John.
When Jimmy Dean recorded this song, he had no idea that he was opening the door to a man's life. This one novelty song exploded like Ulysses or Seinfeld, and by the end of the ride, we knew so much about John. What happened in that mine wasn't the end. It was the beginning.
Five songs about John? Oh, yes, oh yes. See you on the other side of the link.
4' Work Lights - Your Choice
LIGHT BRIGHT
Light is the source of all brightness. Hi, welcome to your first day of light training.
Let's all turn on our Energetic Lighting shop lights and stare directly into them. Wow, that's bright. See everyone? Do you notice how the--ok stop. I can't see anything. Ow. Arg. My eyes. Take five everybody.
*** 18 minutes later ***
Ok everyone, we're back. Everyone ok? Ok. Let's turn on our Energetic Lighting wor--OUCH. Oh MAN I just got SEVERELY shocked. Oh ow. Curtis, did you wire these in correctly? Well obviously NOT, I just got shocked and you burned down our last shop. Oh really? Fine, let's take this outside. Take five everybody.
*** 27 minutes later ***
Everyone just go home.
Music Monday: Orwell's That Ends Well
Happy Music Monday! Today Scott celebrates the genius of the novel of the future that might just be responsible for all of modern politics, 1984. Come join in the celebration while you still can.
When David Bowie went to George Orwell's widow and proposed a musical about her husband's novel, she said no. And so what did Bowie do? He gave it a little touch up and ran with it! Today it might be considered unauthorized sampling, but back then, eh? Who cares? And so we got, well, one of the weirdest concept albums of his career. But a good song, certainly.
Take a few minutes to hate and then get right back here. If you don't, we'll know.
DJI Phantom 2 Quadcopter w/ Zenmuse for GoPro
Choppa Choppa Choppa
It's like four copters in one! From a certain point of view.
If we were offering a four-pack of helicopters, you'd be interested, wouldn't you? You'd take notice! But then you'd be worried about all the costs involved with shipping. And you'd think "how do I store four helicopters in my home or office?"
That's why we (and the nice people at Quadcopter HQ) decided to address that problem well in advance. Now, instead of needing to store four helicopters, you can store one quadcopter! Now, instead of needing to pay shipping for four helicopters, you can pay shipping on only one quadcopter! Now instead of trying to buy batteries and pilot for helicopters at once, you can fly a single quadcopter high above the heads of those whom you would look down upon!
You don't have to thank us. That's not why we do it. We do it because it's right.
Emeril by All-Clad Tri-Ply 12-Pc Stainless Cookware Set
Not To Scale
Who wants to try "12 Piece Find The Kitty" with us today? It's easy! Come play!
"12 Piece Find The Kitty" is an excellent way to test your visual and memory skills, as well as illustrate just how many different items you'll be getting in each 12 Piece Emeril by All Clad Stainless Cookware Set! It's tricky to master, but easy to understand. Take a look at these pots and pans and cat.
Got it? Good! Now we're going to cover up the kitty and move this cookware around. Try to keep track of where the kitty is!
Whoa! Did you keep up? Where do YOU think the kitty is now? Let's find out!
Ohhh! You lose! Looks like you have to buy this 12 Piece Emeril by All Clad Stainless Steel Cookware Set.
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