Multitask
Of course they'll laugh. At first.
This nation was founded by - what? - fat white guys. No, don't try to deny it. Go look at any photo of any American hero and you'll see that little beer belly or double chin. We're taught from day one that to be smart is to sit at a desk, and to sit at a desk means you've got to be a fat white guy.
But the truth is that's not the truth! Because a healthy body and healthy career has nothing to do with being a fat white guy. Nothing at all! You can sit around all day and still be a million times more healthy than anybody in 1776! As long as, while you're sitting, you do a few simple exercises. Like biking. Or thinking real hard about sit ups.
The End
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Snooze Cruise
It's like being on a relaxing cruise where you stay in the cabin the whole time.
How many vacations have YOU been on where you do nothing but sleep late, watch cable, order in and say "I really planned on seeing the sites but staying in the hotel is soooo relaxing" instead? And how much extra money have you spent on "amenities" in this hotel that you never even SEE? Did you know that gym is usually free? Did you even know there was a gym?
This year, just take your vacation fund and buy some bedding and some frozen pizzas and you'll enjoy the same level of fun, relaxation, and time-wasting that you did that time you went to Disneyworld and sat in the hotel bar drinking Dopey Coladas.
But for less. And you won't have to pay for a special "fast lane" in order to use these sheets and pillowcases.
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